The #1 New York Times bestselling memoir from Augusten Burroughs, Running with Scissors, now a Major Motion Picture! Running with Scissors is the true story of a boy whose mother (a poet with delusions of Anne Sexton) gave him away to be raised by her psychiatrist, a dead-ringer for Santa and a lunatic in the bargain. Suddenly, at age twelve, Augusten Burroughs found himself living in a dilapidated Victorian in perfect squalor. The doctor's bizarre family, a few patients, and a pedophile living in the backyard shed completed the tableau. Here, there were no rules, there was no school. The Christmas tree stayed up until summer, and Valium was eaten like Pez. And when things got dull, there was always the vintage electroshock therapy machine under the stairs.... Running with Scissors is at turns foul and harrowing, compelling and maniacally funny. But above all, it chronicles an ordinary boy's survival under the most extraordinary circumstances.
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"I don't know what everyone is so upright about. I found this book mesmerizing & insightful to how people grow up & how it affects them. The relationships are all tumultuous & destructive, Augusten finds himself in a world he never asked to be in, & is able to share this without so much as a flinch."
— Jessica (4 out of 5 stars)
“Burrough’s account of his deranged adolescence there is clear-eyed and often wildly funny. To hear it not only in his own words, but in his own voice in this fine production is ideal.”
— AudioFile“A bawdy, outrageous, often hilarious account…In keeping with this book’s dauntless comic timing, this guy doesn’t miss a beat.”
— New York Times“Outrageously amusing.”
— Entertainment Weekly“Hilarious, freaky-deaky, berserk, controlled, transcendent, touching, affectionate, vengeful, all-embracing. It makes you happy that there’s such a thing in the world as a string of written words.”
— Washington Post" Funny and scandalising at the same time. Some plot elements are outrageously comic. I still don't buy the fact that this is a memoir in entirety. Some embellishment has surely been done. "
— Ajinkya, 2/18/2014" An amazing start to a life.....great read. "
— Miriam, 2/14/2014" Good, but a bit bizarre. Heard the movie was awful. "
— Annamarie, 2/9/2014" I love Augusten Burroughs writing style and honestie about his life. He is a insperation to me to take up writing. I hope to continue to read his books in the future! "
— Maddie, 2/8/2014" Typical Burroughs... lots of sarcasm and wit. His view of the world is... interesting. "
— Deane, 2/6/2014" 2.5 stars. Would have been more funny if this was fiction. Disturbing that this is actually people's lives. "
— Mary, 1/27/2014" Life is too short to drink cheap wine, clean your own house and/or read Augusten Burroughs. There is nothing instructional, edifying or beautiful in his themes or his prose. I seriously doubt his veracity, his memory and his integrity. "
— Joanne, 1/22/2014" I don't believe a lot of the claims in this book. "
— Ylanda, 1/18/2014" A very sad memoir. Horrific childhood that no one should have to live through. I found it amazing that he had the strength to share those private details. Will most definately NOT see the movie. "
— Smschade, 1/2/2014" My love for stories about dysfunctional families won out over my dismay at the author's pretentiousness in naming himself Augusten Burroughs. "
— Katherine, 12/27/2013" Too crazy for me. Felt very creepy reading about a 13 year old boy and his 30-something boyfriend. And that seemed to take over the book about half way through. Wouldn't recommend to anyone. Won't even donate the book but throw it away. "
— Diane, 12/22/2013" There are a lot of bad reviews on here but I was thinking so far, so good. And weird. Good and weird. One of my favorite combos! "
— Cheryl, 12/19/2013" Very disfunctional life. You wonder how you could be somewhat normal after growing up like that! "
— Lisaann1618, 12/19/2013" This book was reviewed as one of the funnies books to read. I found very little to laugh about. I was very disappointed. I it a look at mental illness from the authors experience. At times, unappealing. "
— Mary, 12/13/2013" The back cover definitely made the book sound a lot more intense than it turned out to be. I did like the writing style though... fun. "
— Nathan, 12/10/2013" I never wanted to call bull shit on an author more in my life. "
— David, 12/10/2013" Bizzare! Hard to imagine how some people ever overcome their childhoods. Bourroughs seems scared by his unusual upbringing, if only in his sense of humor. "
— Gibson, 9/1/2013" Mmmm, pretty indecisive about this one. I think the writing is interesting primarily as a study in writer's voice, but the ending really left me wanting more. "
— Sherrie, 8/5/2013" Good book. But my heart broke for young author Augusten and the childhood he endured. "
— Starlene, 7/28/2013" Hilarious if you like reading about a family more dysfunctional than your own. "
— Patty, 10/16/2012" Depressing male version of the Glass Castle. Only even more messed up if you can believe that:/ "
— Laura, 6/5/2012" A little wacky but it kept me wanting to read more. I don't know if these stories are true or not but if they are - I can't imagine why anyone would want to make a life like this so public! Yikes! "
— Kate, 5/29/2012" Hilarious! I laughed my my through this poignant book. "
— Aimée, 3/24/2012" Very interesting. If you're into weird people and odd real life situations. Read it. "
— Farah, 2/28/2012" did not enjoy this book at all "
— Tammy, 1/6/2012" Just started reading this book, I didn't know anything about it. I really enjoyed it although I don't think I will read Dry (his other book). The twisted humor kept me flipping the pages! I heard that his brother wrote a book too...I may read that. "
— Mary, 12/21/2011" Yuck. I couldn't finish this one, it upset me so much. I probably would have been able to handle it if it were fiction, but to think a child actually had to live through that---it's just too much for me to absorb. I had to put it down and I won't be picking it back up again. "
— Tina, 12/16/2011" That book got me reading everything Burroughs has published. "
— Italianseashell, 10/19/2011" Disturbing, hard to believe, burn a soul-disturbing look at one man's hell told with humor. "
— Mike, 8/23/2011" This book was very funny at times, and then very disturbing at times. I'm not quite sure what to say other than that. It was entertaining... "
— Linda, 6/27/2011" Did not like any part of this book! "
— Lane, 6/27/2011" I read this book in about four hours, mostly because the story resembled a car crash - it was impossible to look away. The things the author went through (crazy mother, alcoholic father, etc.) are absolutely mind boggling, and certainly make one appreciate normalcy and the mundane a bit more... "
— Christina, 6/25/2011" Strange book, not horrible, but so off the wall it wasn't my style. "
— Shelly, 6/25/2011" Overall, I thought this book was hilarious, but at times, the reader needs to look past the tragedy of the events described in the book. "
— Meagan, 6/25/2011" Disturbing, yet couldn't put it down. Can't wait to read the sequel! "
— Laura, 6/23/2011" Very disturbing, I laughed when I now I shouldn't have. "
— Christi, 6/21/2011" This was a weird one because I didn't really care for it but I'm glad I read it. I think sometimes its necessary to take ourselves out of the sun shiny happy story to put things into perspective. I appreciated the authors dry humor. "
— Amber, 6/20/2011" Well written but very disturbing for me "
— Judi, 6/20/2011" It was so gross and twisted, yet I couldn't put it down! "
— Jules14228, 6/19/2011" I listened to the author read this one on CD. It's pretty graphic with lots of profanity, but I admit to laughing out loud at a few of the incidents. He reminds me of David Sedaris. I hear there's a movie with Gwynneth Paltrow - I may have to watch that one. "
— Pattyb, 6/17/2011" Entertaining and honest... movie doesn't do justice...what a shame... "
— Dawnekins, 6/16/2011" Awful, horrible, terrible book.......I'll never read this author again! "
— Robin, 6/15/2011Augusten Burroughs is the author of the autobiographical works Running with Scissors, Dry, Magical Thinking, Possible Side Effects, and A Wolf at the Table, all of which were New York Times bestsellers. Running with Scissors remained on the bestseller list for over two consecutive years and was made into a Golden Globe-nominated film starring Annette Bening.