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From Frank Portman, (a.k.a. Dr. Frank) of the band the Mr. T Experience, comes the long-awaited sequel to the beloved cult classic King Dork, of which John Green, author of The Fault in Our Stars, said, “Basically, if you are a human being with even a vague grasp of the English language, King Dork will rock your world.”

Aside from the stitches and the head wound, Tom Henderson is the same old King Dork. Tom is still trying to work out who to finger for the new scar on his forehead, the memory loss, and his father’s mysterious death. But illicit female hospital visitations, The Catcher in the Rye, and the Hillmont High sex-pocalypse have made him a semi-new man.

What doesn’t make you stronger can kill you, though, and tenth grade, part two, promises to be a killer. Tom’s down one bloodstained army coat and one Little Big Tom, and now his most deeply held beliefs about alphabetical-order friendship, recycling, girls, rock and roll, and the stitching on jeans are about to totally and utterly fall apart. If only a female robot’s notes could solve problems, he’d be in the clear.

Oh yeah, and he’s kind of made out with anywhere from three to nineteen girls but mostly just two. So there’s that.

King Dork Approximately—it feels like the first time. Like the very first time.

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Quotes & Awards

  • “Tom’s irreverent voice and sharply observed, deeply funny insights about public education and the teen social order carry the story.”

    Publishers Weekly

  • “High school sophomore, aspiring rock star, and self-proclaimed outsider Tom Henderson is back in the sidesplitting follow-up to Portman’s acclaimed King Dork…Portman has crafted a perceptive protagonist, whose brilliantly wry observations will keep readers laughing and whose voice is infused with an all-too-believable mix of innocence and cynicism…The author excels at description and tone…amusingly sketched characters and plot threads… Tom is a winsome character who rings true and whose escapades will keep readers engaged.”

    School Library Journal

  • “As in book one, Tom’s quick wit and sharp sarcasm, combined with his frank honesty and voracious appetite for all things sexual, make for a hilarious peek into the male adolescent mind. And yet Tom discovers some important truisms in book two: family is good, compliance equals survival, and ‘someone out there is crying the tears you’ve managed to avoid.’ The audience will be pleased to find that hidden inside this sarcastic teen is the soul of a poet who makes this comedic tale a refreshingly insightful read.”


  • “In this sequel to King Dork, Lincoln Hoppe does a fantastic job of giving voice to the thoughts of Tom Henderson, King Dork himself…Supporting characters, including his stepfather, Little Big Tom, not only have interesting nicknames but are also given unique voices to highlight their roles in Tom’s world. Hoppe handles dialogue well, and his slight variations in tone and pitch add to the humor of the story. This entry contains many references to the earlier book (also narrated by Hoppe), so listeners may want to listen to that first before diving deeper into the teenage mind.”


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