Handbook for an Unpredictable Life: How I Survived Sister Renata and My Crazy Mother, and Still Came Out Smiling (with Great Hair) Audiobook, by Rosie Perez Play Audiobook Sample

Handbook for an Unpredictable Life: How I Survived Sister Renata and My Crazy Mother, and Still Came Out Smiling (with Great Hair) Audiobook

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Read By: Rosie Perez Publisher: Random House Audio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 7.83 hours at 1.5x Speed 5.88 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: February 2014 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9780385360722

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

110

Longest Chapter Length:

08:50 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

10 seconds

Average Chapter Length:

06:22 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

1

Publisher Description

Oscar-nominated actress Rosie Perez’s never-before-told story of surviving a harrowing childhood and of how she found success—both in and out of the Hollywood limelight.

 

Rosie Perez first caught our attention with her fierce dance in the title sequence of Do the Right Thing and has since defined herself as a funny and talented actress who broke boundaries for Latinas in the film industry. What most people would be surprised to learn is that the woman with the big, effervescent personality has a secret straight out of a Dickens novel. At the age of three, Rosie’s life was turned upside down when her mentally ill mother tore her away from the only family she knew and placed her in a Catholic children’s home in New York’s Westchester County. Thus began her crazily discombobulated childhood of being shuttled between “the Home,” where she and other kids suffered all manners of cruelty from nuns, and various relatives’ apartments in Brooklyn.

 

Many in her circumstances would have been defined by these harrowing experiences, but with the intense determination that became her trademark, Rosie overcame the odds and made an incredible life for herself. She brings her journey vividly to life on each page of this memoir—from the vibrant streets of Brooklyn to her turbulent years in the Catholic home, and finally to film and TV sets and the LA and New York City hip-hop scenes of the 1980s and ‘90s. 

 

More than a page-turning read, Handbook for an Unpredictable Life is a story of survival. By turns heartbreaking and funny, it is ultimately the inspirational story of a woman who has found a hard-won place of strength and peace.

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"I loved this book. She did a great job narrating. I didn’t know too much about her but, WOW on the story telling and I felt her pains and joys too. "

— Susie  (5 out of 5 stars)

Quotes

  • I read Rosie Perez's magnificent, very real, and heart wrenching book with equal parts joy and horror--horror that the world can and routinely does inflict its terrors on its children, and joy that Rosie made it out to become not only the superior, iconographic artist she is, but the magnificent woman this book reveals her to be. Her voice is the captivating instrument here: forthright, funny, and utterly her own.

    — Hilton Als, staff writer, The New Yorker 
  • “Rosie Perez's Handbook For an Unpredictable Life is a shockingly brave, honest book, filled with so much grace, forgiveness  and humor that you feel invigorated reading it. A deeply moving story, told with unapologetic courage and heart.

    —  George C. Wolfe 
  • Reading this story I was shaking my head in amazement that Rosie is even walking around on the earth, still smiling, let alone creating, contributing and caring about the world.  I know lots of artists who had to persevere and overcome a lot to get where they got and do what they do, but Rosie takes the prize for triumph of a spirit undimmed.  Charles Dickens never dreamed up a more incredible hard-knocks story.

    — Edward Norton 
  • Rosie Perez has written a brave, hysterical, wise and compulsively readable chronicle of growing up and surviving the dual challenges of a crazy family and crazy life in Hollywood.  Like Running With Scissors before it, Handboook For an Unpredictable Life is ultimately a story of survival and will inspire us all.

    — Liz Garbus
  • With refreshing candor and sass, Perez transforms the painful details of her life into an inspiring reminder that even the most unforgiving of personal circumstances can be overcome.  A spunky and heartfelt memoir.

    — Kirkus

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About Rosie Perez

Rosie Perez is an actress, dancer, choreographer, director, and community activist. Spike Lee hired her for her first major acting role in Do the Right Thing. She has appeared in numerous movies since then, including the hit comedy White Men Can’t Jump and Fearless, which earned her an Oscar nomination. Rosie has choreographed music videos for Janet Jackson, Bobby Brown, Diana Ross, LL Cool J, and numerous others. She also provides the voices of Click the camera on Nick Jr.’s Go, Diego, Go! and Chel in the animated film The Road to El Dorado.