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Cold Cereal Audiobook

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Read By: Oliver Wyman Publisher: Balzer + Bray Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 6.33 hours at 1.5x Speed 4.75 hours at 2.0x Speed Series: The Cold Cereal Saga Release Date: February 2012 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9780062120717

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

43

Longest Chapter Length:

30:48 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

54 seconds

Average Chapter Length:

13:17 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

13

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Publisher Description

Cold Cereal Facts

Serving size 1 chapter

Number of servings 40

Primary human characters 3

Scottish Play Doe, aka Scottpossible changeling

Erno Utz genius

Emily Utz supergenius

Magical creatures at least 3

Mick Leprechaun (or Clurichaun)

Harvey Pooka (rabbit-man)

Biggs indeterminate origin (hairy, large)

Evil organizations 1

Goodco Cereal CompanyPurveyor of breakfast

foods aspiring to world domination

Adventure 75%

Diabolical Schemes 40%

Danger 57%

Legend 20%

Magic 68%

Humor 93%

Puzzles 35%

Mystery 49%

Not a significant source of vampires.

May contain nuts.

Daily values based on individual interest. Reader's estimation of value may be higher or lower, depending on your tolerance for this sort of thing.

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"Meant to be more silly than realistic, I wouldn't suggest this book for adults unless they are the ones who like children's books (you know who you are ;-)). Very clever and witty, and an exciting if completely improbable (world domination through breakfast cereal!) plot."

— Maren (4 out of 5 stars)

Quotes

  • “Totally original and wholly brilliant—this is the one book this year I wish I had written. Adam Rex must be stopped.” 

    — Eoin Colfer, bestselling author of the Artemis Fowl series
  • “Warning—this book contains the following ingredients in dangerously high quantities: wild fantasy, dynamic action, great satire, and silly jokes. I loved it. Second helpings, please!” 

    — Jonathan Stroud, bestselling author of the Bartimaeus Trilogy
  • “The divinely demented Adam Rex strikes again! Cold Cereal is exciting, strange, and deliciously different. His deft mixing of myth with modernity is flat-out fabulous.”

    — Bruce Coville, author of My Teacher Is An Alien
  • “Mythology and magic collide with breakfast cereal in this dry-humored adventure…Rex takes his magically delicious premise seriously, though, finding the thin line between absurdity and comedy, while giving this story more gravitas and depth than might be expected.”  

    — Publishers Weekly

Awards

  • One of the Kirkus Reviews’ Best Books for Children in 2012
  • Selected for the Spring 2012 Indie Next List for Children

Cold Cereal Listener Reviews

Overall Performance: 3.411764705882353 out of 53.411764705882353 out of 53.411764705882353 out of 53.411764705882353 out of 53.411764705882353 out of 5 (3.41)
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  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    — Kim Friesen, 4/21/2019
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I was excited to find Adam Rex's newest book, Cold Cereal, at the library. I liked it, but not as much as Smekday. Rex is still weirdly brilliant and serves up lots of adventure in this story about kids trying to fight against an cereal company bent on world domination. But overall it just wasn't as humorous to me as Smekday. Bizarre, yes, but not really funny, though of course there were some funny moments. Actually, my favorite part was the inside front cover which introduces the book in a format which mimics the nutrition information from the side of a cereal box. That made me laugh! Smekday was a stand-alone book, but Cold Cereal clearly leaves room for intended sequels. "

    — Dawn, 2/19/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I probably didn't love this quite as much as I loved Smekday, but boy was it ever fun! And it looks like there'll be a sequel? Here's hoping we'll see more of the unicat next time :) "

    — Janet, 1/28/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Why do they have creatures like leprechauns and giant rabbits selling breakfast cereal to kids? Scott (Scottish Play Doe) and his new friends Erno and Emily are about to find out. Scott's been having hallucinations most of his life, but learned to act as if he doesn't. Erno's a genius, who has also managed to get along. Emily is a supergenius, who hasn't. The GoodCo Cereal Company has a lot to do with all of this. Plot twists, mysteries and strange juxtapositions of pop culture icons abound, but the story doesn't end here...aargh! I checked his website and it's part of a trilogy. I can't decide if I'm relieved or irritated because I want to read more. Now. Rex's artwork is great fun, even the ingredients list on the inside of the dust jacket will make you laugh. Gr. 4-8. "

    — Sarah, 1/19/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Totally crazy and awesome. Can't wait for book two!!! "

    — Laura, 1/17/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Good book...I'd share it with, uh, 3rd-8th graders? I know, huge ranged. Whatev. Funny, smart, and the beginning of a series...or duo...or triligoy...or something. :-) "

    — Josie, 1/7/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " It was no Smekday, but it was still quite funny. I look forward to the sequel. "

    — Heather, 1/1/2014
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Corporate conspiracy with fantastical elements thrown in. A general thumbs down -- plot is too drawn out, disconnected and basically uninteresting. "

    — Jaimee, 12/24/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Absoloutely amazing! Just as good as I hoped it was very funny and edgy and mysterious! I was so enticed I couldn't put the darn hong down. Mick was funny! He was awesome and the whole evil cereal thing! Gineus! Adam Rex is amazing! One of my fav authors hands down. "

    — Arimas, 8/4/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Cute story about 3 kids who are fighting the evil super-power known as Goodco, a corporation that makes cereal out of additives only. Magical elements thrown in for fun. "

    — Karin, 1/24/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Awesome, but you can't top smekday. Ever. "

    — Asher, 8/22/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " A lot of fantasy. If you like fantasy you will love cold cereal. Great book "

    — Gary, 7/12/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " It took me a bit to get into this one, but all in all I ended up really enjoying it. Bring on book 2! "

    — Zack, 7/4/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I love Adam Rex so much--not for his plots, which I can take or leave, but for his characters and the brilliant little asides he tosses in over and over again. "

    — Katie, 4/25/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This is a great book, especially if you like fantasy like me. "

    — Kelly, 4/23/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This title is exemplary in its genre, but I don't like the genre. Goofy fantasy mystery for younger teens. I could tell that some kids will love it. "

    — Jordan, 2/17/2012
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Clever moments and some interesting ideas, but I never got attached to the characters. I'm still curious about Rex's other books, but this tried too hard and fell just a bit short. "

    — Terry, 2/1/2012

About Adam Rex

Adam Rex is the author of many books, including the New York Times bestselling picture book Frankenstein Makes a Sandwich, the middle-grade novel The True Meaning of Smekday, and the teen novel Fat Vampire. Garlic and crosses are useless against him. Sunlight has been shown to be at least moderately effective. A silver bullet does the trick. Pretty much any bullet, really. He currently lives in Arizona with his wife.

About Oliver Wyman

Oliver Wyman is an actor and award-winning audiobook narrator. He has won five Audie Awards from the Audio Publisher’s Association, fourteen Earphone Awards, and two Listen Up Awards from Publisher’s Weekly. He was named a 2008 Best Voice in Nonfiction & Culture by AudioFile magazine. He has appeared on stage as well as in film and television, and he is a veteran voice actor who can be heard in numerous cartoons and video games. He is one of the founders of New York City’s Collective Unconscious theater, and his performances include the award-winning “reality play” Charlie Victor Romeo and A. R. McElhinney’s cult classic film A Chronicle of Corpses.