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Care To Make Love In That Gross Little Space Between Cars?: A Believer Book of Advice Audiobook, by The Believer Play Audiobook Sample

Care To Make Love In That Gross Little Space Between Cars?: A Believer Book of Advice Audiobook

Care To Make Love In That Gross Little Space Between Cars?: A Believer Book of Advice Audiobook, by The Believer Play Audiobook Sample
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Read By: George Saunders, Various , Bob Saget, Laraine Newman, Fred Willard, Jerry Stahl, Julie Klausner, Paul Scheer, Paul Sims, Rich Fulcher, Weird Al Yankovic, Patton Oswalt, various narrators Publisher: Random House Audio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 3.00 hours at 1.5x Speed 2.25 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: March 2012 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9780307969187

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

83

Longest Chapter Length:

04:45 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

22 seconds

Average Chapter Length:

03:10 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

1

Publisher Description

The Believer magazine presents a compendium of advice from producers, writers, and actors of The Daily Show, Saturday Night Live, Parks and Recreation, Late Show with David Letterman, The Hangover, and The Colbert Report, along with other musicians, cartoonists, New Yorker writers, and those similarly unqualified to offer guidance.   Here Amy Sedaris describes the perfect murder for unwanted hermit crabs—you will need a piece of meat and a brick. Simon Rich explains how to avoid being found dead in your underwear by firemen—buy some long johns. Zach Galifianakis provides insight into how he changed his name without a social security card—he just started calling himself Adam Zapple, and it stuck. Bob Saget finally illuminates what “friends with benefits” really means—a nonsexual relationship wherein your ex makes monetary deposits into your bank account.  Contributors include:   Rob Baedeker, Anne Beatts, Elizabeth Beckwith, Jerri Blank, Roz Chast, Louis C.K., Mike Doughty, Dave Eggers, Rich Fulcher, Zach Galifianakis, Dan Guterman, Anthony Jeselnik, Julie Klausner, Lisa Lampanelli, Nick Hornby, Sam Lipsyte, Liam Lynch, Merrill Markoe, Rose McGowan, Misc. Canadian rock musicians, Laraine Newman, The Pleasure Syndicate, Bob Powers, Simon Rich, Bob Saget, George Saunders, Kristen Schaal, Paul Scheer, Amy Sedaris, Allison Silverman, Paul Simms, Brendon Small, Jerry Stahl, Scott Thompson, Fred Willard, Cintra Wilson, Weird Al Yankovic, and Alan Zweibel

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About the Authors

Xe Sands has more than a decade of experience bringing stories to life through narration, performance, and visual art, including recordings of the Nightwalkers series from Jaquelyn Frank. She has received several honors, including AudioFile Earphones Awards and a coveted Audie Award, and she was named Favorite Debut Romance Narrator of 2011 in the Romance Audiobooks poll.

About the Narrators

George Saunders is the #1 New York Times bestselling author of ten books, including Lincoln in the Bardo, which won the Man Booker Prize; Tenth of December, a finalist for the National Book Award; and others. He teaches in the creative writing program at Syracuse University.

Bob Saget is a Grammy-nominated stand-up comedian, actor, director, writer, producer, and television host who has been performing for more than thirty years. He lives in Los Angeles.

Laraine Newman is a voice talent and audiobook narrator.

Jerry Stahl is the author of the narcotic memoir Permanent Midnight and Perv—a Love Story, both Los Angeles Times bestsellers, as well as the acclaimed novels Pain KillersPlainclothes Naked, and I, Fatty. He has also written extensively for film and television.

Paul Scheer is a comedian, Screen Actors’ Guild Award-winning actor, filmmaker, and podcaster known for his roles in film and television, including: Black Monday, 30 Rock, Veep, and The League. He also co-created and starred in Human Giant and NTSF:SD:SUV. He cohosts the podcast How Did This Get Made? alongside his wife, actor June Diane Raphael and actor Jason Mantzoukas, as well as the podcast Unspooled with film critic Amy Nicholson.

Patton Oswalt is an American stand-up comedian, actor, voice actor, and New York Times bestselling author. He has released television specials and critically acclaimed comedy albums, including the Grammy Award-nominated My Weakness Is Strong. He put together the Comedians of Comedy tour and television series and he has held recurring character roles on many television shows. He has appeared in more than twenty films and has worked as a voice actor in King of Queens, Cartoon Network’s Robotomy, and the Disney animated film Ratatouielle.