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Burglars Can't Be Choosers Audiobook

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Read By: Richard Ferrone Publisher: Recorded Books, Inc. Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 4.33 hours at 1.5x Speed 3.25 hours at 2.0x Speed Series: The Bernie Rhodenbarr Mysteries Release Date: April 2009 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781436178075

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

18

Longest Chapter Length:

35:05 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

01:02 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

21:57 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

85

Publisher Description

In this first in a series of wickedly funny mysteries, best-selling author Lawrence Block introduces Bernie Rhodenbarr, sometimes burglar, sometimes sleuth. Pulling only an occasional, very discreet job, Bernie manages to maintain his comfortable New York City apartment and keep his unorthodox vocation a closely-guarded secret. Every burglar knows never to trust anonymous phone calls. But when the caller offers easy money for an hour's work, Bernie can't ignore the job. All he has to do is find a blue box in an empty apartment. But the valuable box is nowhere to be found. The occupant is, however-and he's dead. Suddenly Bernie finds himself the object of a massive man hunt, wanted for both theft and murder. Winner of multiple Edgar and Shamus Awards, Lawrence Block crafts clever plots with characters you wish you could have over for drinks. But stop to count the silver afterwards. You'll find yourself laughing out loud as gravelly-voiced narrator Richard Ferrone brings sticky-fingered Bernie to life.

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"Good whodunit mystery that takes a bit different approach with the main protagonist being a thief instead of some law enforcement type. Bernie uses his unique skills to solve crimes (and keep himself out of trouble) while making the NYPD look a bit inept and corrupt."

— Jason (4 out of 5 stars)

Burglars Can't Be Choosers Listener Reviews

Overall Performance: 3.388888888888889 out of 53.388888888888889 out of 53.388888888888889 out of 53.388888888888889 out of 53.388888888888889 out of 5 (3.39)
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  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " this series is like bon bons; easy to read and funny; "

    — Sandi, 2/18/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This is my first Lawrence Block book. I'm not sure if I'll become a fan of Bernie Rhodenbarr but I'll probaby listen to another one to see. "

    — Margaret, 2/3/2014
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    " Block's "Bernie" series is a wonderful, funny diversion. Especially entertaining if yiou listen to the Audible version read by the author. "

    — Lewis, 2/1/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I enjoy all of the Bernie Rhodenbarr books. There is a gentle humor, wonderful characters and delightful twists "

    — David, 1/26/2014
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    " I liked this book, overall, enough to pick up the second in the series. I think Bernie makes for an interesting protagonist and works well as a first person narrator. It's light reading, which was nice. "

    — Matthew, 1/21/2014
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    " Worth the time, gave a few laughs, almost believably tangled story. Who doesn't like getting inside the mind of a criminal? "

    — Robert, 1/19/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I really enjoyed this book, but unfortunately, the ending was too convoluted. Otherwise, it's a fast-paced read with good characterizations. You have to love the hero. "

    — Ryan, 12/21/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Fun book, a bit sexual here & there. "

    — Cliff, 11/27/2013
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    " I think I had read a Block book twenty or twenty five years ago, so I came across him again and gave him a shot. It was enjoyable and felt like a throwback to a more innocent time. It was funny at times, but not uproariously so. Good summer read. "

    — Tom, 11/2/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Great start to Block's burglar series. I recently watched the film based on this novel. I can't recommend it, primarily because the character of Carolyn was distorted beyond recognition. "

    — Kim, 9/28/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I love Bernie Rhodenbarr. "

    — Linda, 9/25/2013

About Lawrence Block

Lawrence Block is the recipient of a Grand Master Award from the Mystery Writers of America and a New York Times bestselling author. His prolific career spans over one hundred books, including four bestselling series and dozens of short stories and articles. He has won multiple Edgar, and Shamus awards, two Falcon Awards from the Maltese Falcon Society of Japan, the Nero and Philip Marlowe Awards, the Cartier Diamond Dagger from the Crime Writers Association of America, and many others. Aside from being a mystery writer, he has also written a number of episodes for television, including two episodes of the ESPN series Tilt; he also cowrote the screenplay for the film My Blueberry Nights, starring Norah Jones. Block currently lives in New York City with his wife, Lynne.

About Richard Ferrone

Richard Ferrone recorded over 150 audiobooks including thrillers, romances, science fiction, and inspirational novels. He won the prestigious Audie Award and was a finalist for four Audie Awards, including for Best Solo Male Narrator. He was named an AudioFile "Voice of the Last Century" and a "Rising and Shining Star."  He earned many AudioFile Earphones Awards, including being named the 2011 Best Voice in Mystery and Suspense as well as the 2009 Best Voice in Science Fiction and Fantasy. A science fiction fan, he narrated Kim Stanley Robinson’s Mars trilogy. He also narrated works by James Patterson, Walter Mosley, John Sandford, Eric Van Lustbader, and Stuart Woods.