“A billion husbands are
about to be replaced.”
From the author of Fight
Club, the classic portrait of the damaged contemporary male psyche, now
comes this novel about the apocalyptic marketing possibilities of female
pleasure. Sisters will be doing it for themselves. And doing it. And doing it.
And doing it some more …
Penny Harrigan is a low-level associate in a big Manhattan
law firm with an apartment in Queens and no love life at all. So it comes as a
great shock when she finds herself invited to dinner by one C. Linus Maxwell,
aka “Climax-Well,” a software mega-billionaire and lover of the most gorgeous
and accomplished women on earth. After dining at Manhattan’s most exclusive
restaurant, he whisks Penny off to a hotel suite in Paris, where he proceeds,
notebook in hand, to bring her to previously undreamed-of heights of orgasmic
pleasure for days on end. What’s not to like? This: Penny discovers that she is
a test subject for the final development of a line of sex toys to be marketed
in a nationwide chain of boutiques called Beautiful You. So potent and
effective are these devices that women by the millions line up outside the
stores on opening day and then lock themselves in their room with them and stop
coming out. Except for batteries. Maxwell’s plan for erotically enabled world
domination must be stopped. But how?
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