The best gift for the dudes and bros in your life: the fratire New York Times bestseller Assholes Finish First, featuring twenty-five new and exclusive stories by Tucker Max.
What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you’ve got another bestselling book on your hands.
Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to “some next-level shit.”
You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of asking:
• What’s it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets?
• What does it do to a man to watch a nineteen-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does?
• At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job?
• When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name on her body, what is the appropriate reaction?
The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's experiences:
His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole.
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"Assholes Finish First is definitely not as funny as I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, but it was still pretty entertaining. I would recommend getting the physical version, as the pictures and reports in the Kindle version were a little hard to see / read. "
— Lindsay (4 out of 5 stars)
" Disappointing. Definitely not as funny as his first (I hope they serve Beer in Hell). I just feel bad for him. "
— Dana, 5/25/2011" Pure trash. But I read it anyway. Weird. "
— Kim, 5/19/2011" Sorry. Nothing but a symbol of the decline of our society and the lack of consideration for other people. "
— Charlene, 5/19/2011" Not as good as IHTSBIH. It has it's moments, but Tucker seems more like and unlikeable ass in this one than he did with his first book. "
— Markmcmahon, 5/6/2011" I enjoyed this book as much as I enjoyed his 1st book. I cracked up laughing for most of the book. I can't wait for his 3rd book to come out. "
— Allison, 5/4/2011" Certainly not high class literature, but one of the funniest books I've ever read. When a writer can have you sobbing with laughter and make you put down the book to catch your breath from the fits of cackling, you know you're in for a good read. "
— Bwgauci, 4/23/2011" Absolutely the funniest thing I have ever read. I was in tears on numerous occasions. Not for everyone, but if you like to drink and womanize, this is awesome!!!!!!!! "
— Neil, 4/20/2011" The dude is a good writer, and quite funny sometimes. I just don't enjoy some of his tales of asshattery. Screwing around is funny... hurting other people isn't. Besides that, it was good. Guy certainly has his market well-defined and nailed. "
— Zac, 4/15/2011" Made me laugh out loud lots of times. Still though, not as good as "I hope they serve beer in hell." "
— Christian, 4/12/2011" I keep erasing my review because I don't want to seem like a prude. His writing is terrible, his stories are slightly entertaining, but he's a disgusting person and he has a gigantic ego. "
— Melanie, 4/5/2011Tucker Max’s first book, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, was a New York Times bestseller and later adapted to film. He has authored numerous other books and is credited with creation of the comedic “fratire” genre. He was nominated to Time magazine’s 100 Most Influential List for 2009. He currently lives in Austin, Texas,