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Assholes Finish First Audiobook

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What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you’ve got another fucking book on your hands. Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to "some next-level shit." You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you’ve never thought of asking:• What’s it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets?• How does it feel to get multiple requests to "fuck for charity"?• What does it do to a man to watch a 19-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does?• At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job?• When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name next to her pussy, what is the appropriate reaction?• Can you X-ray a blowjob? The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man’s experiences:

His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole. Download and start listening now!

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Quotes & Awards

  • A New York Times Bestseller

Listener Reviews

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Review by Dana | 5/25/2011

    " Disappointing. Definitely not as funny as his first (I hope they serve Beer in Hell). I just feel bad for him. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Review by Charlene | 5/19/2011

    " Sorry. Nothing but a symbol of the decline of our society and the lack of consideration for other people. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Review by Kim | 5/19/2011

    " Pure trash. But I read it anyway. Weird. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Review by Markmcmahon | 5/6/2011

    " Not as good as IHTSBIH. It has it's moments, but Tucker seems more like and unlikeable ass in this one than he did with his first book. "

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About the Author
Author Tucker Max

Tucker Max’s first book, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, was a New York Times bestseller and later adapted to film. He has authored numerous other books and is credited with creation of the comedic “fratire” genre. He was nominated to Time magazine’s 100 Most Influential List for 2009. He currently lives in Austin, Texas,