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2.91 out of 52.91 out of 52.91 out of 52.91 out of 52.91 out of 5 2.91 (11 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Tucker Max Narrator: Tucker Max Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio Format: Abridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date: September 2010 ISBN: 9780743571111
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The #1 New York Times bestselling author of I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and groundbreaking inventor of the “fratire” genre delivers his highly anticipated collection of 100% true, 100% exclusive stories of comically perverse excess.

Displaying a combination of keen intellect, mischievous humor, and relentless sex appeal, Tucker Max’s true first person accounts of his sexual and drunken exploits transport listeners into his comical, perverse, and often surreal world. And his fans have responded in droves. With his book I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell selling more than 1.2 million copies and spending more than 150 weeks on the bestselling list (and counting), not to mention the movie of the same name released on DVD in January 2010, there’s a clear indication that fans can’t resist raunchy tales of sex, booze, and mayhem from the leader in “fratire.”

In Assholes Finish First, Tucker contributes to humanity by sharing his “highly entertaining and thoroughly reprehensible” ( The New York Times ) adventures—where he gets excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregards social norms, indulges every whim, ignores the consequences of his actions, mocks idiots and posers, and sleeps with more women than is safe or reasonable—in these new stories, not available anywhere else.

Funny, wildly entertaining, and unbelievably inappropriate, Assholes Finish First is an irresistible, debauchery-filled romp, told by a man with no regrets, and who remains dedicated to living life on his own terms. Download and start listening now!

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  • A New York Times bestseller

Listener Opinions

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Dana | 5/25/2011

    " Disappointing. Definitely not as funny as his first (I hope they serve Beer in Hell). I just feel bad for him. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Charlene | 5/19/2011

    " Sorry. Nothing but a symbol of the decline of our society and the lack of consideration for other people. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Kim | 5/19/2011

    " Pure trash. But I read it anyway. Weird. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Markmcmahon | 5/6/2011

    " Not as good as IHTSBIH. It has it's moments, but Tucker seems more like and unlikeable ass in this one than he did with his first book. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Allison | 5/4/2011

    " I enjoyed this book as much as I enjoyed his 1st book. I cracked up laughing for most of the book. I can't wait for his 3rd book to come out. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Bwgauci | 4/23/2011

    " Certainly not high class literature, but one of the funniest books I've ever read. When a writer can have you sobbing with laughter and make you put down the book to catch your breath from the fits of cackling, you know you're in for a good read. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Neil | 4/20/2011

    " Absolutely the funniest thing I have ever read. I was in tears on numerous occasions. Not for everyone, but if you like to drink and womanize, this is awesome!!!!!!!! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Zac | 4/15/2011

    " The dude is a good writer, and quite funny sometimes. I just don't enjoy some of his tales of asshattery. Screwing around is funny... hurting other people isn't. Besides that, it was good. Guy certainly has his market well-defined and nailed. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Lindsay | 4/14/2011

    " Assholes Finish First is definitely not as funny as I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, but it was still pretty entertaining. I would recommend getting the physical version, as the pictures and reports in the Kindle version were a little hard to see / read. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Christian | 4/12/2011

    " Made me laugh out loud lots of times. Still though, not as good as "I hope they serve beer in hell." "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Melanie | 4/5/2011

    " I keep erasing my review because I don't want to seem like a prude. His writing is terrible, his stories are slightly entertaining, but he's a disgusting person and he has a gigantic ego. "

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About the Author
Author Tucker Max

Tucker Max’s first book, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, was a New York Times bestseller and later adapted to film. He has authored numerous other books and is credited with creation of the comedic “fratire” genre. He was nominated to Time magazine’s 100 Most Influential List for 2009. He currently lives in Austin, Texas,