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0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 0.00 (0 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Tucker Max Narrator: Tucker Max Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio Format: Abridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date: September 2010 ISBN: 9780743571111
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What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you’ve got another fucking book on your hands. Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to "some next-level shit." You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you’ve never thought of asking:• What’s it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets?• How does it feel to get multiple requests to "fuck for charity"?• What does it do to a man to watch a 19-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does?• At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job?• When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name next to her pussy, what is the appropriate reaction?• Can you X-ray a blowjob? The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man’s experiences:

His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole. Download and start listening now!

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Quotes & Awards

  • A New York Times Bestseller

Listener Opinions

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Dana | 5/25/2011

    " Disappointing. Definitely not as funny as his first (I hope they serve Beer in Hell). I just feel bad for him. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Charlene | 5/19/2011

    " Sorry. Nothing but a symbol of the decline of our society and the lack of consideration for other people. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Kim | 5/19/2011

    " Pure trash. But I read it anyway. Weird. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Markmcmahon | 5/6/2011

    " Not as good as IHTSBIH. It has it's moments, but Tucker seems more like and unlikeable ass in this one than he did with his first book. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Allison | 5/4/2011

    " I enjoyed this book as much as I enjoyed his 1st book. I cracked up laughing for most of the book. I can't wait for his 3rd book to come out. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Bwgauci | 4/23/2011

    " Certainly not high class literature, but one of the funniest books I've ever read. When a writer can have you sobbing with laughter and make you put down the book to catch your breath from the fits of cackling, you know you're in for a good read. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Neil | 4/20/2011

    " Absolutely the funniest thing I have ever read. I was in tears on numerous occasions. Not for everyone, but if you like to drink and womanize, this is awesome!!!!!!!! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Zac | 4/15/2011

    " The dude is a good writer, and quite funny sometimes. I just don't enjoy some of his tales of asshattery. Screwing around is funny... hurting other people isn't. Besides that, it was good. Guy certainly has his market well-defined and nailed. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Lindsay | 4/14/2011

    " Assholes Finish First is definitely not as funny as I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, but it was still pretty entertaining. I would recommend getting the physical version, as the pictures and reports in the Kindle version were a little hard to see / read. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Christian | 4/12/2011

    " Made me laugh out loud lots of times. Still though, not as good as "I hope they serve beer in hell." "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Melanie | 4/5/2011

    " I keep erasing my review because I don't want to seem like a prude. His writing is terrible, his stories are slightly entertaining, but he's a disgusting person and he has a gigantic ego. "

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About the Author
Author Tucker MaxTucker Max's first book, I HOPE THEY SERVE BEER IN HELL, is a #1 NY Times bestseller and has spent over 150 weeks on that list over five calendar years. There are currently over 1.5 million copies sold. Max co-wrote and produced the movie based on his book, also titled "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell." He has been credited as the originator and leader of the literary genre, "fratire," and was nominated to Time Magazine's 100 Most Influential List in 2009.