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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (387 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Ozzy Osbourne Narrator: Frank Skinner Publisher: Hachette Book Group Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date:
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Wondering if science could explain how he survived his forty-year avalanche of drugs and alcohol, Ozzy Osbourne became one of a handful of people in the world to have his entire DNA mapped in 2010. It was a highly complex, $65,000 process, but the results were conclusive: Ozzy is a genetic anomaly. The “Full Ozzy Genome” contained variants that scientists had never before encountered, and the findings were presented at the prestigious TEDMED Conference in San Diego—making headlines around the world.

The procedure was in part sponsored by the Sunday Times of London, which had already caused an international furor by appointing Ozzy Osbourne its star health advice columnist. The newspaper argued that Ozzy’s multiple near-death experiences, forty-year history of drug abuse, and extreme hypochondria qualified him more than any other for the job. The column was an overnight hit, quickly being picked up by Rolling Stone to give it a global audience of millions.

In Trust Me, I’m Dr. Ozzy, Ozzy answers readers’ questions with his outrageous wit and surprising wisdom, digging deep into his past to tell the memoir-style survival stories never published before—and offer guidance that no sane human being should follow. Part humor, part memoir, and part bad advice, Trust Me, I’m Dr. Ozzy will include some of the best material from his published columns, answers to celebrities’ medical questions, charts, sidebars, and more.

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Quotes & Awards

  • “Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is the best medicine.”

    Barnes & Noble, editorial review

  • “Laugh-out-load funny and surprisingly informative, this audio is a must for fans.”

    Publishers Weekly (starred audio review)

  • “Highly entertaining and often enlightening…Ozzy writes like the charming, avuncular Muppet-style goofball he displayed in his 2002–2005 reality show The Osbournes.”

    Publishers Weekly

  • “What a hoot to read this book, drawn from Osbourne’s columns in Rolling Stone and the London Sunday Times.”

    Library Journal

  • “Experiencing a void in your advice intake since Dear Abbie and Ann Landers were replaced by younger busybodies?…As Ozzy and the book’s repeated editorial warnings and disclaimers warn, he is ‘not a qualified medical professional’—‘seriously, caution is advised.’ Still, ‘Dr.’ Osbourne’s advice is more down-to-earth than what more traditional sources offer.”


  • Recipient of the 2011Publishers Weekly Listen-Up Award for Nonfiction
  • A New York Times Bestseller

Listener Opinions

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Marisa Gonzalez | 2/19/2014

    " Ozzy does it once again....5 stars! It seems Ozzy has a health advice column with the Sunday Magazine in London and Rolling Stone. This book gives some of the letters and answers he receives as well as interesting facts about medicine and strange illnesses. A hilarious and interesting book. I got this one for my nook. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Janene | 2/14/2014

    " Just makes me miss The Osbourne's all over again. Love Ozzy & this book! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Samuel B. Shaw | 2/3/2014

    " Really funny book. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Samantha | 1/31/2014

    " It was a lot funnier then you think it would be. "

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