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4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 4.00 (4,116 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: David Wong Narrator: Nick Podehl Publisher: Brilliance Audio Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date: October 2012 ISBN: 9781469207636
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Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. This is not a metaphor. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fearmongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fearmongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection - the creature secretes a chemical into the brain to stimulate skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That’s just as well, since the “cure” involves learning what a chain saw tastes like. You can’t feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You can’t see it, because it decides what you see. You won’t even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. So what happens when your family, friends, and neighbors get mind-controlling skull spiders? We’re all about to find out. Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I’m just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won’t hold it against you if you’re upset. I know that’s just the spider talking. Download and start listening now!

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  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Aaron White | 2/14/2014

    " Not quite as good as its predecessor, but an interesting take on the zombie theme nonetheless. As always, the author's knack for humor fuels the narrative, making the ridiculous story a vessel to transport the reader from one laugh to another. By the end, my favorite character was someone completely unexpected (I mean, who wouldn't love the resident Lord of the Rings/Harry Potter/Firefly/Battlestar Galactica geek girl?) and I was ready to cry over a talking dog. Yeah... it's that kind of book. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Ariel | 2/12/2014

    " hillarious- dont read if you intend on having a sleeping baby in your arms. The last few pages made me laugh so hard I not only woke my baby up but she started screaming in fear hahaha. Just so funny. If you've read it I'm talking about the santa pubes and farting to the door. Yes, THAT made ME laugh.. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Cchirinos | 2/10/2014

    " I didn't want it to end. I haven't laughed so hard reading a book in a very long time. More please! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Janet Waltz | 1/30/2014

    " Highly recommend! I laughed hard in places! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Robin | 1/25/2014

    " I highly recommend this book & it's predecessor, John Dies At the End. I guess they'd qualify as horror-y, scary-ish books, but I don't like scary stuff and they were fine with me. Often quite creepy, but also laugh-out-loud funny. Definitely good books for guys, too. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Isaac Wilkins | 1/23/2014

    " Even better than John Dies is This Book, outshining its prequel in every way, shape, and form. Left me begging for a third entry. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Cody Tate | 1/21/2014

    " Awesome thank you David Wong "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Richard | 1/19/2014

    " Pretty bizarre, in a paranoid, drugged kind of way. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Josh Williams | 1/16/2014

    " This was surprisingly good, and right up my alley. Recommended to anyone who enjoys horror, comedy, and books about horror and comedy. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Cassie | 1/5/2014

    " Even more bizarre than John Dies At The End. This book gave me some weird dreams, and part of the end broke my brain. But in a totally awesome David Wong is the best kind of wacko way. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Morgan | 12/23/2013

    " Great book! I got the advance copy in the giveaways and it arrived a day later. I popped the sucker open and finished it that night. It's witty, hilarious, and an overall fun read. Do yourself a favor and grab a copy. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Mike Smith | 12/13/2013

    " This book was very funny. Two twenty something slackers both cause and then save the world from a zombie apocalypse. The author is able to throw in some great observations on the human condition in the meantime. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Q | 12/12/2013

    " I laughed, I got choked up, I went "...". Not as a good as John Dies At the End but still highly enjoyable. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Ronald Collins | 12/6/2013

    " Fun follow-up to John Dies at the End. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Jacqueline | 11/30/2013

    " An in depth illustration of why all survivalist preppers are not truly prepared until they have stocked up on velvet Jesus paintings and Irish Setters. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Betty | 11/5/2013

    " This is the type of movie I would watch, but I have never read a book that is weird, funny, gory, sad, and written so well. I felt I was right there with David, John, and Amy through all their adventures. The only thing I guessed right was Molly licking Amy while... read the book it is awesome. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Robin Edman | 10/22/2013

    " I should not be rewarding such undisciplined writing by praising it, but I had a really good time reading this book. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Tom Norford | 10/5/2013

    " not as good as john dies at the end but still a good laugh "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Marguerite Pierce | 9/5/2013

    " A blend of comedy horror and sci-fi. While ridiculous and outrageous it wasnt nearly as outlandish as John Dies at the End, which I learned recently has been made into a movie! I will definitely read the next book in the series. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Alison | 8/26/2013

    " My book club would hate it, but I loved this book. The pace, the humour, the twists and turns. If you like books about zombies, conspiracy theories, aliens and ordinary folk as reluctant heroes this book is for you. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Curtis Pettit | 8/7/2013

    " I liked this book even more than the first! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Barak | 6/28/2013

    " Not bad, but some parts are slow, almost hesitating. "

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About the Author
Author David Wong

David Wong first appeared on the scene in 1999, publishing a website full of his unique and mostly unsettling work at the appropriately named PointlessWasteOfTime.com. In 2007 he became the editor of Cracked.com. Before the novel John Dies at the End came along, he was most famous for writing an essay called “Inside the Monkeysphere.”

About the Narrator

Nick Podehl is a professional voice actor. He has narrated numerous audiobooks, many of which have won prestigious awards. He currently lives and works around Grand Rapids, Michigan, with his wife.