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The Werewolf's Guide to Life: A Manual for the Newly Bitten Audiobook
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Have you been attacked by a wolf-like creature in the last 30 days? Was it after the sun had set and under a full moon? If you answered, “yes” to both these questions, there’s a very good chance that you were bitten by a werewolf. You now have less than a month before the full moon returns and with it your first transformation into a savage, bloodthirsty beast. Survival is an option, but first, know this: * Werewolves are real. * The majority of lycanthropes who do not have access to this book die during or shortly after their first transformations, generally due to heart failure, gunshot wounds, exposure, drowning or suicide. * Hollywood horror movies are NOT to be used as guides to living as a werewolf. Their goal is not to educate, but to entertain. As a result, they are largely ignorant of the realities of the condition. * Ignorance creates monsters; lycanthropy does not. * You are not a monster. The Werewolf's Guide to Life cuts through the fiction and guides you through your first transformation and beyond, offering indispensable advice on how to tell if you’re really a werewolf, post-attack etiquette, breaking the news to your spouse, avoiding government abduction, and how to not just survive, but thrive. You cannot afford to not read this book. Your very life depends on it.
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"Could hardly put this one down once I started it. Written like a self-help book for new werewolves, this book does a fantastic job creating the possible reality of the modern werewolf. Well done! I hope they do a vampire one... "
— Brittany (4 out of 5 stars)
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" This was very "informative" about werewolves. it was a funny parody on all the werewolf myths and movies out there "
— Roni, 12/1/2013 -
" Could hardly put this one down once I started it. Written like a self-help book for new werewolves, this book does a fantastic job creating the possible reality of the modern werewolf. Well done! I hope they do a vampire one... "
— Brittany, 11/26/2013 -
" Listened to the audiobook. Definitely a light read, has it's moments of humor. "
— Shaun, 11/25/2013 -
" As the title suggests, this is written as a fictional guidebook of dos and don'ts for new werewolves with much biological data to back up their claims. Well put across and entertaining to read. "
— Kinkyclawz, 11/24/2013 -
" Very entertaining, useful for writers even, if you want a well funded werewolf story from the werewolf point of view, with the troubles and the positives a newly bitten werewolf would face. Looking forward to the vampire one. "
— Micha, 11/15/2013 -
" i liked it. i found it funny that they have a book like this. xD "
— Malissa, 7/16/2013 -
" Very funny, subtle, satire. Not quite on par with Brooks, but close. "
— Dale, 12/25/2012 -
" Funny XD "
— Karissa, 10/24/2012 -
" I bought this during the Twilight craze; it is a sort of a parody. I liked it, though. The lycantrophy descriptions are so detailed I could not help but wonder if it actually exists at times. Very well written. "
— Alice, 3/30/2012 -
" Beautiful book, easy reading contains information on many of them ^_^ "
— S, 10/4/2011 -
" I think it's funny and it catches my attention. "
— Andrew, 8/18/2011 -
" Not the funniest book to read for a parody, but for a good idea of a "life of a werewolf", well worth the read! It was a very fascinating insight! :) "
— Jen, 3/1/2011 -
" I bought this during the Twilight craze; it is a sort of a parody. I liked it, though. The lycantrophy descriptions are so detailed I could not help but wonder if it actually exists at times. Very well written. "
— Ariel, 2/13/2011 -
" As the title suggests, this is written as a fictional guidebook of dos and don'ts for new werewolves with much biological data to back up their claims. Well put across and entertaining to read. "
— Kinkyclawz, 10/7/2010 -
" I love this book! <br/>Fantasy manual, following the current fashion for the supernatural, yet has a refreshing take. <br/>Definitely a good read! "
— Livmason, 8/28/2010 -
" Awesome, it is really good to have a Werewolf book in a sea of Vampire books. "
— Mandy, 8/26/2010 -
" i liked it. i found it funny that they have a book like this. xD "
— Malissa, 6/13/2010 -
" Listened to the audiobook. Definitely a light read, has it's moments of humor. "
— Shaun, 3/11/2010 -
" I think it's funny and it catches my attention. "
— Andrew, 1/15/2010 -
" Very entertaining, useful for writers even, if you want a well funded werewolf story from the werewolf point of view, with the troubles and the positives a newly bitten werewolf would face. Looking forward to the vampire one. "
— Micha, 12/30/2009
About the Authors
Robertson Dean has played leading roles on and off Broadway and at dozens of regional theaters throughout the country. He has a BA from Tufts University and an MFA from Yale. His audiobook narration has garnered ten AudioFile Earphones Awards. He now lives in Los Angeles, where he works in film and television in addition to narrating.
About Robertson Dean
Robertson Dean has played leading roles on and off Broadway and at dozens of regional theaters throughout the country. He has a BA from Tufts University and an MFA from Yale. His audiobook narration has garnered ten AudioFile Earphones Awards. He now lives in Los Angeles, where he works in film and television in addition to narrating.