Ruby is back at Tate Prep, and it’s her thirty-seventh week
in the state of Noboyfriend. Her panic attacks are bad, her love life is even
worse, and what’s more:
Noel is writing her notes, Jackson is giving her frogs,
Gideon is helping her cook, and Finn is making her brownies. Rumors are flying,
and Ruby’s already-sucky reputation is heading downhill.
Not only that, she’s also running a bake sale, learning the
secrets of heavy metal therapy, encountering some seriously smelly feet,
defending the rights of pygmy goats, and body guarding Noel from unwanted
In this companion novel to The Boyfriend List and The
Boy Book, Ruby struggles to secure some sort of mental health, to
understand what constitutes a real friendship, and to find true love—if such a
thing exists. Download and start listening now!