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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (3,588 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Barney Stinson Narrator: Neil Patrick Harris Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date:
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Do your buddies know “The Code”? in a hilarious guide inspired by a memorable episode of the hit CBSv television show How I Met Your Mother, ultimate bro Barney Stinson outlines how a bro should behave in any situation.

The Bro Code is a living document, like the Constitution. Although it dates back to the American Revolution, The Bro Code has never been published before. Few know of its existence, and the code has only been verbally communicated between those “in the bro.” Until now. Regardless of veracity, a Bro never admits familiarity with a Broadway show or musical. When attending a strip club, a Bro never wears jeans. These are only two of the truths in an epic code of conduct for dudes, essential for ensuring a man’s success in daily life and garnering him respect from his buddies. If a dude breaks the code, he risks losing face, friends, and most importantly— women. For the first time ever, The Bro Code spells out 150 rules men need to know in order to behave properly among other bros. This code of conduct for bros can range from the simple (bros before hos) to the complex (the hot-to-crazy ratio, complete with bar graphs and charts). With helpful sidebros and illustrations, The Bro Code will help any ordinary guy become the best bro he can be.

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  • A New York Times Bestseller

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  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 by Aimee | 2/19/2014

    " some funny parts, but you need to know the show. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Jorge | 1/28/2014

    " I'm being generous with 3 stars, it's a 6 out of 10. Now don't get me wrong it IS very funny and very entertaining, and essential in every bro's repertoire. But, I must say, many articles need some work, and there are some things that are just wrong. Like getting Barney in a 1-10 rating scale in one of the articles, even as 10, that is unacceptable, the rating scale should have been 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Barney. There's also the exclusion of many bro's and the lack of internationality of the tome. It just doesn't get as awesome as Barney would have it. In the absence of a better bro code, this is the one. The good part is, it's got an amendment section at the end where you can write your own amendment, alas, there's space for only one. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Shaun Scales | 1/20/2014

    " changed my life. well written and inspired. should be required reading in university advanced lit. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Alexander710 | 1/19/2014

    " It was a good book overall. I think this was an awesome guide to the BRO code. It is a cool book if you're just looking for cheap laughs and a guide to awesomness. "

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