The Book of Pslams: 97 Divine Diatribes on Humanitys Total Failure Audiobook, by God Play Audiobook Sample

The Book of Pslams: 97 Divine Diatribes on Humanity's Total Failure Audiobook

The Book of Pslams: 97 Divine Diatribes on Humanitys Total Failure Audiobook, by God Play Audiobook Sample
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Read By: David Javerbaum Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 2.33 hours at 1.5x Speed 1.75 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: April 2022 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781797131498

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

102

Longest Chapter Length:

04:20 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

05 seconds

Average Chapter Length:

02:06 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

2

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Publisher Description

Just in time for the Apocalypse comes a new Biblical scripture from God and thirteen-time Emmy Award–winning comedy writer David Javerbaum.

3,000 years ago, King David wrote The Book of Psalms—hymns in praise of God that became famous worldwide. Now, with humanity on the verge of a self-generated catastrophe, God (with the help of another David) has decided to return, and reverse, the favor.

God has collected a cornucopia of insults of the human race in the form of prose, poetry, and parody. From topics as diverse as COVID-19, Trump, racism, abortion, meth, math, and on a lighter note, the platypus, God provides a 21st-century spin on life’s many problems. And he’s not alone: his son Jesus Christ has contributed thirty sermons of his own, updating some of his Biblical teachings for the modern audience. Even the Holy Ghost stops by to make sure you don’t forget him. Anybody who’s a fan @TheTweetofGod and/or NOT a fan of the human race is sure to love The Book of Pslams.

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About the Authors

God has been grabbing headlines ever since he created the universe. Indeed, the multitalented deity has been involved in the development of every single thing that has ever happened, including the Crusades, plate tectonics, and Seinfeld. His previous serious works as an author, The Old Testament, The New Testament, and The Koran, have sold an impressive five billion copies, with the first two in particular coming to be collectively regarded as something of a bible of their field.