Download The Alchemaster’s Apprentice: A Culinary Tale from Zamonia by Optimus Yarnspinner Audiobook

" Not as amazing as Captain Bluebear, but still really good. "

" Intricately illustrated, as are all works by Walter Moers. 3 stars since the story didn't delve as much into Zamonia as previous books, which is a big part of their charm. "

" I haven't finished the book yet so this is my mid- listen review. Let me start by saying I just put the other 3 books in my rental queue. That is high praise. The book is a fantasy filled comic horror ride. However, as entertaining as it is, Bronson Pinchot's reading elevates it to the stratosphere. I had to check twice to be sure his is really the only voice because each character is that unique. His voice for Ghoolion is creepy enough to send chills and Echo's voice is perfect. I wish I had found the series earlier and I am hoping that listening to the last one first won't spoil the other ones for me. Complete review to follow. Update: my mid- listen review stands. The book became a "driveway" book: one where you sit in the driveway to finish the chapter you are on. I give it a rare 5 stars. If you are looking to start listening to audio books, this is a great place to start. "

" Just as good as all the others--a slight change of pace in that it is not a huge sweeping ridiculous epic, but has the same nature and overwhelming imagination as the rest. "

" Moers' Zamonian world is as creative and zany as always, but in this case it is mostly revealed through short side-stories. The action takes place entirely in one small town and mostly in one creepy castle. Both are extremely vivid; the next time I teach creative writing, I will use paragraphs of his descriptions as examples. The action, though, is limited and the story not nearly as engaging as, say, Rumo. "

" "Nobody understands the Leathermice! Not even the Leathermice!" This here is classic Moers. And I love Walter Moers for his unbelievable imagination and completely unique stories. In this particular tale, which takes place in the Zamonian city of Malaisea, a little Crat (very similar to a cat, but can communicate with every species) named Echo makes a desperate deal with the ruling alchemaster, Ghoolion. Malaisea is a miserable place; disease and despair abound. Ghoolion is perfectly content to keep it that way. His life centers entirely around his alchemy, which frequently inhibits the well-being of other creatures. Ghoolion is terribly excited to meet Echo as the starving little Crat represents the biggest alchemic opportunity Ghoolion has ever had. The deal is for Echo to live with the alchemaster, who will fatten him up until the next full moon. At that point, little Echo will have his throat slit and his fat rendered by the alchemist to create the ultimate ingredient. In spite of himself, Echo finds the alchemaster and his world oddly fascinating. Not fascinating enough, however, to want to actually fulfill his contract though. He needs some help and it will come in the form of more of Moers' whimsical characters, such as the aforementioned Leathermice, an owl-like Tiwituwu who transposes letters in longer words, a cooked ghost and the best/worst/only Uggly in town, Isadora. It's a strange and harrowing month for Echo, but if he wants to live, he's going to have to outsmart the cleverest and most powerful man in town. Again, loved this book. Wished there were more illustrations. Moers has a gift for word-play as well, which fortunately comes across with his long-time translator, John Brownjohn. Now, if we can just get the rest of Moers' books translated, I will be exceedingly happy. "

" Very dark. A little gruesome at times. Quite entertaining and whimsical. It's a good quick read if you're feeling a little adventuresome and creepy. "

" I liked it well enough. Right along the lines of all Walter Moers other novels' or should I say Optimus Yarnspinner's other novels. "

" Finally found anothter book of Walter Moers and you become engrossed in the book with the first chapter! "

" I couldn't decide if I loved or hated it at first-- turns out, I love it! A little dark, a little over the top, and too fun! "

" The book does not reach the magnitude of The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Blue Bear. The book ends before the actual journey begins so it's a departure from the usual Zamonian tale. I wanted more. I love this little crat and he has so much more potential. "

" Sooooo goooood !!! "

" Funny,a blend of Monty Python and such. "

" A pleasure to dissolve into, my multi-buy for all the teenagers this Christmas. "

" This was definitely not my favorite Walter Moers novel. I usually enjoy the zaniness of Zambonia but this book was too slow and too creepy (in an unentertaining way). "

" I like most of his books, but sometimes they're super long and dry in some parts. :P "

" The Alchemaster's Apprentice is Rick Yancey's The Monstrumologist meets The Sword in the Stone meets Julia Child. Is that combo awesomely imaginative silliness or does it make your brain hurt? You decide. Recommended for fans of Piers Anthony's Xanth series, Terry Pratchett and Christopher Stasheff. "

" Very imaginative, very addictive. It was a bit more linear than the previous Zamonia tales, but just as enjoyable. "

" A fun and quick read. "

" I checked this book out by mistake, but it turned out that I enjoyed it. Interesting and wacky. "

" Awesome, Moers' best yet! Looking at life (and death) through the eyes of the little crat was most enlightening. "

" I love Walter Moers books. Such creative creatures and situations. "

" It was fun reading this book!

I think the main theme of this book is Love.

Crat (our hero) was cute too.

I could picture every scene and it was like watching a movie or something. "

" This book's tone reminds me a bit of Gormenghast, which I liked (but, have yet to finish). It is, however, considerably shorter. I enjoyed it very much. "

" A pleasure to dissolve into, my multi-buy for all the teenagers this Christmas. "

" I like most of his books, but sometimes they're super long and dry in some parts. :P "

" This was imaginative and captivating, as I've come to expect from Moers. "

" Another hilarious romp through Zamonia, or at least a little town in it. Echo is a fantastic narrator in every sense of the word, and I really found myself rooting for him. Moers is the man. "

" Simply delightful! Again, Moers does not disappoint. Wonderful story, characters to love and hate, a nice little plot twist, and enough strange and funny goodness for any imagination of any age. Five out of five stars for my favorite youth author. Yummy! "

" Not as good as Moer's others, but still a fun read. "