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Read By: Campbell Scott Publisher: Macmillan Audio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 7.00 hours at 1.5x Speed 5.25 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: October 2007 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781427201928

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

112

Longest Chapter Length:

08:22 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

02:43 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

05:34 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

9

Other Audiobooks Written by Tom Perrotta: > View All...

Publisher Description

The Abstinence Teacher illuminates the powerful emotions that run beneath the placid surface of modern American family life, and explores the complicated spiritual and sexual lives of ordinary people. It is elegantly and simply written, characterized by the distinctive mix of satire and compassion that has become Tom Perrotta's trademark. Stonewood Heights is the perfect place to raise children: it's got good schools, solid values and a healthy real estate market. Parents in the town are involved in their children's lives, and often in other children's lives, too—coaching sports, driving carpool, focusing on enriching experiences. Ruth Ramsey is the high school human sexuality teacher whose openness is not appreciated by all her students—or their parents. Her daughter's soccer coach is Tim Mason, a former stoner and rocker whose response to hitting rock bottom was to reach out and be saved. Tim's introduction of Christianity on the playing field horrifies Ruth, while his evangelical church sees a useful target in the loose-lipped sex ed teacher. But when these two adversaries in a small-town culture war actually talk to each other, a surprising friendship begins to develop. "Perrotta is that rare combination: a satirist with heart….Those who haven't curled up on the couch with this writer's books are missing a very great pleasure."—Seattle Times "Tom Perrotta is a truth-telling, unshowy chronicler of modern-day America."—The New York Times Book Review (in a front-page review)

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"Awesome book! Good writing, good story, interesting characters - this one has the works! It has more of a fanatical religious plot than I was expecting, but it made for a really good read!"

— Stampie (4 out of 5 stars)

Quotes

  • “He's the Steinbeck of suburbia.

    — Time
  • A finely wrought novel.

    — Jerry Eberle, Booklist
  • Perrotta is that rare combination: a satirist with heart….Those who haven't curled up on the couch with this writer's books are missing a very great pleasure.

    — Seattle Times
  • Tom Perrotta is a truth-telling, unshowy chronicler of modern-day America.

    — The New York Times Book Review
  • Ruefully humorous and tenderly understanding of human folly: the most mature, accomplished work yet from this deservedly bestselling author.

    — Kirkus Reviews (Starred Review)
  • Rife with Perrotta's subtle and satiric humor.

    — Publishers Weekly
  • Extraordinary...at once suspenseful, ruefully funny, and ultimately generous...

    — The New York Times Book Review on Little Children
  • Perrotta is that rare writer equally gifted at drawing people's emotional maps...and creating sidesplitting scenes. Suburban comedies don't come any sharper.

    — People on Little Children
  • A virtuoso set of overlapping character studies.

    — The Washington Post on Little Children
  • A precise and witty evocation of the sweet, mind-numbing routines and everyday marital conflicts...an effervescent new work.

    — Entertainment Weekly on Little Children

Awards

  • One of the 2007 New York Times Book Review 100 Notable Books for Fiction
  • Winner of Publishers Weekly Listen Up Awards: Best in Category, 2007
  • Winner of iTunes Best Audiobooks, 2007
  • Among longlisted titles for Audible.com Best of the Year, 2007

The Abstinence Teacher Listener Reviews

Overall Performance: 2.925925925925926 out of 52.925925925925926 out of 52.925925925925926 out of 52.925925925925926 out of 52.925925925925926 out of 5 (2.93)
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  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Had a hard time getting into this book at first, but it grew on me. Reading it reminded me of my childhood, growing up Catholic and going to parochial school in a liberal town. Good read although not Perrotta's best work. "

    — Tina, 2/15/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Perrota writes about the dark underside of suburbia, and adult life. The characters in The Abstinence Teacher find themselves on opposite sides of religious issues in a small town, with an enjoyable romantic tension between them. Abstinence, they find, is a kind of teacher, and so is life. Perrota's books are funny, true, and captivating. "

    — Jenabra, 2/14/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Book on CD. I could listen to Campbell Scott all day. The book was silly...lonely liberal, agnostic divorcee sex ed teacher dukes it out (and finds love?) with married, recovering substance abuser, born again (but rethinking this) soccer coach. "

    — Sandy, 2/12/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I've read other Tom Perrotta books and always find them interesting and intelligent. A good, quick read. They're thought provoking and cover controversial issues without necessarily forcing a point of view on the reader, though you can probably guess what his views are... "

    — Tayla, 2/1/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I enjoyed the first part of the book a great deal but when the focus shifted to born-again Tim the story soon seemed to lose momentum. This might be subjective: I am not prepared to be as fair-minded towards born-again "Christians" as the author was (very even handed) and therefore didn't much care to read about them. But I distinctly got the impression that the author himself had lost interest. Whichever of the two it was, this seemed really promising but fizzled out, which was a shame. "

    — Derek, 1/20/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Fun read. A little predictable. Would probably give it 3 1/2 if I could. "

    — Elizabeth, 1/13/2014
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " An interesting premise of a religious man and divorced woman who meet under confrontational circumstances, but always felt the characters were cardboard cut-outs and the whole issue of differing opinions was never properly paid off. I wouldn't include it in your nightstand pile of "to-reads." "

    — Tamara, 1/11/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This would have gotten a higher rating from me, but for the ending. What's up with not writing an actual ending to a book?!! "

    — Heather, 12/11/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " The story is much more layered and complex and less predictable than I had expected. Perotta does a fabulous job creating realistically complicated characters. "

    — Diana, 10/21/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " The reviews I read about the book before buying it were completely misleading. The book was extremely disappointing. "

    — Emily, 7/31/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " bookclub book. The book starts out great about a health teacher, and then out of nowhere it takes a turn and the rest of the book is about a man who gave his life to God while in jail, and blah, blah, blah...not what the title or the back cover indicated. And onto the next... "

    — Dawn, 7/14/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Great book. Great writer. "

    — Dave, 1/16/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " It seemed pretty good while reading it, but by the time I got to the end I was rolling my eyes and didn't seem to care "

    — Laura, 12/25/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This definitely isn't my favorite Tom Perrotta book, but I still liked it. It was kind of a slow read because I didn't constantly want to pick it up (I think the story is just not that exciting) but when I did I really enjoyed the writing. "

    — Dandy, 11/1/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I do like stories about zealots, and thankfully he found his way in the end. No praying at soccer or learning about abstinence for me. "

    — Heather, 8/23/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Not bad. Some pretty funny parts. Better than Little Children. "

    — Deanne, 2/12/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " An interesting fiction that explores questions of religion, morality and social mores. "

    — Tanya, 1/4/2012
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I had higher hopes for an ending. "

    — Elizabeth, 9/5/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Loved this book. Perrotta has a wonderful way of investing all of his characters with such a rich, nuanced backstory. "

    — Tom, 5/18/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This was even better the second time! "

    — Beth, 5/14/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " The plot is very interesting, especially in the beginning. However, I thought the ending could've have been a lot better. Overall, however, the book is a good read. "

    — Renae, 5/9/2011
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Why do I keep reading Tom Perrotta books when I never really like any of them? And yet. <br/> <br/>Edited to add: NEVER AGAIN, Tom Perrotta. Blech. And the ending was even more blech. "

    — gwen, 5/9/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I didn't expect to like this book that much. I picked it up at a garage sale and as amazed. The characters are great, and the plot carries along nicely. "

    — Stacey, 5/6/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Audio - hard to follow from one story to another as there weren't any chapter breaks. Great characters. "

    — Mandy, 5/1/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I found the &quot;born again&quot; character utterly annoying. Loved the teacher and thought it was a thought provoking book. "

    — Kendra, 4/21/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Story about Ruth, the sex-ed teacher at the local high school, and Tim, now born-again Christian who is the soccer coach at the same school. Both have daughters on the soccer team. <br/> <br/>The story fails to become anything interesting...was quite bored. <br/> "

    — Rhonda, 4/13/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " A little twisted, more than a little crass. I won't recommend it to my M-in-Law. "

    — Digger's, 4/11/2011

About Tom Perrotta

Tom Perrotta is the author of several works of fiction, including four New York Times bestsellers. Election and Little Children were made into critically acclaimed movies. The Leftovers and Mrs. Fletcher were both adapted into HBO series.

About Campbell Scott

Campbell Scott has, in addition to his numerous stage and film credits, narrated more than forty audiobooks, including This Boy’s Life and Into Thin Air, and won seven AudioFile Earphones Awards.