When all else fails, the ass end of a carp makes a fine weapon.
No, that didn't come from the lips of Bubba the Monster Hunter, but it sure could have! That sentence right there kinda encapsulates the life of Mark Wojcik, Monster Hunter. A blue-collar mechanic from the wilds of Pennsylvania, Mark likes his beer cold, his poker games private, and his monsters . . . well, he doesn't like them at all. So when he finds himself dueling a Japanese mythical monster in the Linesville Spillway in the wee hours of the night, he has to use every available weapon to survive and vanquish the ningen.
Even if it means beating the thing to death with a carp.
If interloping Japanese fish-monsters weren't bad enough, there's a Nazi ghost terrorizing the community. Somebody needs to gank the ghostie, and Mark is the man for the job.
He hopes.
They are the first line of defense against the things that go bump in the night. They are the keepers of a centuries-old legacy of The Church defending the world against the forces of darkness.
They are a bunch of highly armed rednecks, internet video celebrities, soccer moms, and assorted broken nutjobs. They are the new Templars, and things are about to get weird.
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Gail Martin is a best-selling author, international speaker, new media marketing expert, and the owner of DreamSpinner Communications, a marketing consulting firm based in Charlotte, North Carolina. Martin is the author of 30 Days to Social Media Success. TheWashingtonPost.com named 30 Days to Social Media Success one of its Top 5 Business books. That title was also chosen by Fed-Ex Office and Office Max to be among a handful of books featured in-store, featured on LifeHack as one of 20 business books to read in 2016, and covered in a wide variety of media, including Inc., the Wall Street Journal, Worth, and Fox Business News. Martin holds an MBA in marketing.
Larry N. Martin is coauthor, with Gail Z. Martin, of the Spells, Salt, & Steel series, the Storm & Fury Adventure series, and the Jake Desmet Adventure series, among other books.
Roger Wayne served in the Air Force as a radio and television broadcast journalist in South Korea and won several awards before obtaining a BA degree in communications and journalism. He is an actor living in New York, narrating audiobooks, working on independent film projects, performing off Broadway, and auditioning for major network shows.