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Author: Gigi Levangie Narrator: Audrey Esparza Publisher: Penguin Random House Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date: October 2013 ISBN: 9780698136762
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Dear Bennington College Admissions Officer:

I’m probably not your average applicant from Beverly Hills, CA. And I’m not one to brag, but I’m pretty much the smartest girl in my class at Mark Frost Academy. My grades are excellent. My motivation is high. I don’t drink or do drugs or hang out with the bad kids. I’m pretty much all business. My life is not going to end here, in this part of Los Angeles.

I’m going places.

Which brings me to my latest venture: babysitting teenagers.

A few of the moms talked to my mother. You should see them. They gather around her like Bieber fans. She’s barely five feet tall, beautiful and regal, a Latina queen.
Their diamond bracelets shimmer. I look at those bracelets and want to eat them.

Where did they go wrong?

Can Perry help out this weekend? I have to go to New York for fashion week. I have to go to a premiere. My daughter needs help with biology . . . and staying out of my medicine cabinet.

I get paid forty an hour. I have business cards.

My name is Perry Gonzales. The stories you are about to read are true. The names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent. By the time you’re finished, I think you’ll appreciate how desperately I need to get out of here. Download and start listening now!

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Quotes & Awards

  • “A sinfully delicious romp through the dazzling devil’s playground that is Beverly Hills. Sassy, witty, and full of heart, Seven Deadlies is Gigi Levangie at her wicked and hilarious best.”

    Maria Semple, New York Times bestselling author of Where’d You Go, Bernadette

  • Seven Deadlies is a fable for our time. Smart, funny, twisted, and surprising, a terrific must read for anyone who has ever wondered what happens behind the gates of Beverly Hills McMansions and if the spoiled and rotten children who live in them ever get their comeuppance. The answer is a resounding and satisfying yes!” 

    Melissa de la Cruz, New York Times bestselling author of Blue Bloods

  • “Wonderfully wise, wry, and maternal.”

    Publishers Weekly

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About the Author

Gigi Levangie  is the New York Times bestselling author of several novels, including The After Wife and The Starter Wife, which was adapted for USA Network. She is the author of the screenplay for Stepmom, which starred Julia Roberts and Susan Sarandon, and has written for VogueHarper’s Bazaar, Glamour, and other publications. She lives in Los Angeles with her family.