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Rotten School 1 & 2: The Big Blueberry Barf-Off & The Great Smelling Bee Audiobook (Unabridged)

By: R. L. Stine
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Read By: Michael McKean Publisher: HarperAudio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 1.50 hours at 1.5x Speed 1.13 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: June 2005 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN:
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Publisher Description

Welcome to the Rotten School, a new series set in a boarding school that's rotten to the core. The school motto is Growth, Learning, Pizza. Meet charming conniver Bernie Bridges, his arch-rival Sherman Oaks, housemother Mrs. Heinie, Coach Bunz, Headmaster I. Will Upchuck, and the rest of the students and faculty in two stories that prove that while good is good and bad is better, rotten is the best of all!

The Big Blueberry Barf-Off!

Today we're having the world's grossest pie-eating contest! My Rotten House buddies against the wimps at Nyce House. Who can eat 25 blueberry pies? Will it get ugly? Who will barf first? Will we win? Dudes, Bernie B. doesn't know the word lose. Ready, set, EAT PIE!

The Great Smelling Bee

No Pets Allowed at the Rotten School. Who me? Am I in trouble? Three guesses. I have my bulldog, Gassy, here with me. Does he stink? Well...yeah. How do you think he got his name? Give Bernie B. a break; how do I hide a fat, smelly bulldog before I get kicked out of school?

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"this book is the first one of the rotten school series... it's about a boy named bernie that does a competition for a watch and the competition was about a blue berry pie contest and his friend beast( they call him that because he looks like one! )enters the competition for him and he wins the contest and at the end he barfs up all the blueberry pie he ate!"

— Antonia (5 out of 5 stars)

Rotten School 1 & 2: The Big Blueberry Barf-Off & The Great Smelling Bee (Unabridged) Listener Reviews

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4 Stars: 7
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  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " read it !!!!! "

    — Sherrick, 2/17/2014
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    " this book is about a kid named bernie wanted somebody's watch that had 42 fuctions.so he challenged them to a barf off.it is good but dont read after lunch "

    — Qdogg, 2/12/2014
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5

    " Pls can someone tell me how u read books in your own library "

    — Gil, 1/7/2014
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    " I used to follow these books back in Primary, now they seem so childish to me. "

    — Fatima, 1/3/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I'm a big fan R.L. Stine but when I saw the cover of this book I thoutht to myself "Know way i'm going to read this!" But I ended up liking it. But it was a littel nasty and the end. "

    — Forrest, 12/26/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " this book is so good it is about this boy having the coolest watch ever and if you read this book you will want it.!!!!!!!!!!THANK YOU BYE "

    — Alexia, 12/23/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Very interesting story...I wonder what the sequels are like. "

    — Erin, 11/15/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Don't eat BLUEBEERRY PIES "

    — Ivan, 11/6/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " very humorous, perfect for boys "

    — Judy, 9/9/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " this book is about a kid named bernie who is selfish self center and always comes up with scheme "

    — Liban, 9/7/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " graet fun to read.. i personally felt jennifer ache was the star of the book :* :D "

    — Ria, 8/26/2013
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    " i have never read this book but this looks like its a good book to read but i have to buy it before i read it "

    — Breea, 7/10/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Yeah, found it sometims funny but a bit stupid "

    — H.I., 6/26/2013
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    " i like it so much "

    — Jason, 3/10/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " I actually enjoyed the humor but this is definitely a boys book. My boys loved these stories. "

    — Alisa, 11/27/2012
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " The name of this book was entertaining enough to make me pick it up and yup it is about a barf-off! SWEET! Entertaining to that group of youngsters who may think everything you suggest they read sounds boring. You can't say a barf-off is boring. "

    — Michelle, 8/16/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Not to eat a BLUEBERRY PIE "

    — Ivan, 6/3/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " loved it..finished it in 1 hour.. "

    — Nid, 2/27/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " if you read this book dont do it after lunch well thats at least what the back of the book said. "

    — Ainsley, 2/13/2012
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " I think that the book is about sheman and how he win the smelling bee but .I think that it is a good book becase how he help the kids.and he help the kids by not give up. "

    — Demetrius, 10/30/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " It was a really good book and kinda funny, i cant wait to read the next one :D "

    — Tabitha, 9/19/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " The Rotten School books are funny and have grabbed the attention of my students who never want to read! I had a student who never wanted to read and after I read this to the class he has continued to read the series- and asks for more! "

    — Christina, 9/15/2011
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5

    " This book is very stupid but it is very funny.Also can tell that this book could never be true because they have some of the wildess things in here "

    — La'Dearia, 4/18/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " "Like This One Alot." "

    — Roshae, 4/15/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " This is my first R. L. Stine book read. My boys really liked the goosebumps series, and this looked interesting. It is cute and was fun to read, but I don't know that I would read the entire series. More a book for kids. "

    — Laurie, 3/12/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " if you read this book dont do it after lunch well thats at least what the back of the book said. "

    — Ainsley, 1/25/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Very interesting story...I wonder what the sequels are like. "

    — Erin, 11/22/2010
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " very humorous, perfect for boys "

    — Judy, 10/9/2010
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Not to eat a BLUEBERRY PIE "

    — Ivan, 8/23/2010
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Yeah, found it sometims funny but a bit stupid "

    — Ahm, 12/27/2009
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " I'm a big fan R.L. Stine but when I saw the cover of this book I thoutht to myself "Know way i'm going to read this!" But I ended up liking it. But it was a littel nasty and the end. "

    — Forrest, 10/4/2009
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " this book is about a kid named bernie who is selfish self center and always comes up with scheme "

    — Liban, 7/18/2009

About R. L. Stine

R. L. Stine is the author of many series of mystery, horror, and fantasy books for children and young adults and the creator of the Goosebumps series, one of the bestselling children’s series ever and inspiration for a television show and a feature film. In 2024 he was named a Grand Master by the Mystery Writers of America, one of the mystery world’s highest honors. He has more than 400 million English-language books in print, plus international editions in thirty-two languages, making him one of the most popular children’s authors of all time.

About Michael McKean

Michael John McKean is an American actor, comedian, writer, composer, and musician well known for his portrayal of Squiggy’s friend Leonard “Lenny” Kosnowski on the sitcom Laverne & Shirley; and for his work in the Christopher Guest ensemble films, particularly as David St. Hubbins, the lead vocalist and rhythm guitarist of the fictional rock band Spinal Tap from the eponymous film.