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Author: Nora Ephron Narrator: Nora Ephron Publisher: Random House Audio Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date: October 2006 ISBN: 9780739342930
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With her disarming, intimate, completely accessible voice, and dry sense of humor, Nora Ephron shares with us her ups and downs in I Feel Bad About My Neck, a candid, hilarious look at women who are getting older and dealing with the tribulations of maintenance, menopause, empty nests, and life itself.

Ephron chronicles her life as an obsessed cook, passionate city dweller, and hapless parent. But mostly she speaks frankly and uproariously about life as a woman of a certain age. Utterly courageous, uproariously funny, and unexpectedly moving in its truth telling, I Feel Bad About My Neck is a scrumptious, irresistible treat of a book, full of truths, laugh out loud moments that will appeal to readers of all ages.

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  • Before Nora Ephron the director, or Nora Ephron the screenwriter, or even before Nora Ephron the novelist, there was Nora Ephron the journalist and essayist. That Nora Ephron, known for her wit, candor and vulnerability, has returned and is holding forth in I Feel Bad About My Neck . . . Sales have been brisk, no doubt because it’s the kind of book women don’t get only for themselves; they purchase copies for their best friends and sisters, and buy more to be given as birthday gifts and party favors. Women who find themselves somewhere between the arrival of their first wrinkle and death have to hear only the title to get the message. They get it that she gets it, and thank God for that. Mimi Avins, Los Angeles Times
  • Nora Ephron, 65 years old in I Feel Bad About My Neck, pokes fun at her own eccentricities and finds herself writing about ‘lunch with my girlfriends–I got that far into the sentence and caught myself. I suppose I mean my women friends. We are no longer girls and have not been for forty years.’ But [I Feel Bad About My Neck is a] girlfriend book, and in the best way. . . . Ephron, who is a great wit, has made a career out of women’s body anxieties. The magazine piece that made her famous in the 1970s, ‘A Few Words about Breasts,’ is a long kvetch about her flat chest . . . Now, though, Ephron kvetches about her wrinkled neck, the one part of a woman’s aging body that can’t be resurfaced. She and the ladies who lunch with her all wear scarves or turtlenecks to hide their ‘shame.’ . . . Ephron [is] unfailingly clever and often pokes fun at our preoccupations while sharing them. . . . I Feel Bad About My Neck has everything I want in an entertaining read: a breezy pace, wry musings, copious doses of gossip, humor, and new information. . . . Ephron produces perfect vignettes. . . . [When I finished I Feel Bad About My Neck, I] felt the ‘rapture’ that Ephron says you feel on completing a great book. . . . [Books] have always been faithful pals, and [this one is] among the best. . . . [Get] your friends of a certain age together, rent Silkwood (which I think is Ephron’s best film), read [her book] together, and argue and laugh and cry. That’s my prescription. Emily Toth, Women’s Review of Books
  • The subtitle to this book of autobiographical essays by the pithy, witty Ephron–‘and other thoughts on being a woman says it all. Chapters include brilliant, biting essays on such things as wrinkly necks, bad handbags, and being a parent. You’ll laugh out loud at her spot-on observations, but there’s something wonderfully poignant about Ephron’s list of things worth knowing, and how to live out one’s life feeling satisfied. A heartwarming little book.
  • What’s refreshing about Ephron is that she refuses to entertain any illusions about the terrible fate that awaits us. What’s great about her is that she makes the truth about life so funny when it should be so grim. Christopher Goodwin, The Sunday Times (UK)
  • Ephron’s laugh-out-loud collection tells the truth about aging–it’s not fun–and ‘she does it with humor and satire and perspective,’ says [Roxanne Coady of R. J. Julia Booksellers in Madison, Conn.]. With blithe charm, Ephron exposes all the vain ploys that she–and we–would rather not admit we use to stave off another telltale wrinkle or gray hair. Read her book as an antidote to despair. U.S. News & World Report
  • Now 65, the humorist offers a bracing take on aging in 15 memorable essays. Her finely honed wit is as fresh as ever. People magazine, Top 10 Books of 2006
  • In her latest book of essays . . . [Ephron] is as funny and poignant as ever. This time around she rails against aging (‘Oh, the necks . . . ’), decides adolescence is for parents and reveals her non-affair with JFK. Ms. Magazine
  • This is a book about age and regret. Since it’s by Nora Ephron, it’s funny . . . . This delightful collection of personal essays . . . [is written] by a truly smart woman [who] disarms . . . by mocking her own anguish in a style that veers between hey-girlfriend coziness and wit . . . . Ephron has me in her pocket: I’m absolutely on her side and feel that she’s on mine, that we’re in this together . . . . Sublime. Anna Shapiro, The New York Observer
  • As if wrinkles and belly flab weren’t enough, women of a certain age have to fret about their turkey necks, too–so says the sage, dry, and hilarious Nora Ephron . . . Her droll take on traditionally gooey topics like motherhood and marriage makes the tender observations that much more unexpected . . . [A] sparkling series of essays. Ladies Home Journal
  • Delightful . . . [A] funny, sisterly collection . . . Where books written for seniors are apt to be full of unconvincing cheer, Ephron’s charming book of self-questioning, confession, and resolve faces the reality that she’s sixty-five, dyes her hair, and is not happy about her neck, her purse, her failure at ambitious exercise programs, and other personal failures shared by many of us . . . None of these confrontations with mortality is arcane, all are universal, and people of either sex can relate to them . . . Many readers of I Feel Bad About My Neck will be familiar already with Ephron the accomplished human being . . . She’s one of only a few American essayists with a public persona–one thinks of Will Rogers, or Calvin Trillin, maybe Benjamin Franklin, Steve Martin, and Woody Allen . . . [She has] a talent for incisive compression and accessibility confided in a sort of plainspoken Will Rogers manner . . . . The hapless character Ephron has presented over the years may be the real Ephron, or not. The actual Ephron is praised by friends as smart, a perfect housekeeper, much prettier than the person she began depicting in Wallflower at the Orgy, her essays from the Seventies, a wonderful cook, etc., etc. It’s sound rhetorical strategy. Of all the ways to be funny, self-deprecation is more endearing than satire . . . . All in all, this funny book offers the pleasures of recognition; in an anxious world, her epigrams have a serious, consoling utility. Diane Johnson, The New York Review of Books
  • OK, so Nora Ephron is 65 now. Not to me, she’s not. She’s still that young smartass who used to rule the pages of Esquire . . . That was entertainment. She’s still entertaining . . . Ephron’s new look-back is a delight of a book that you can inhale in a single sitting . . . . When she’s funny, as she is in I Feel Bad About My Neck, she becomes a [writer] who won’t give her readers a rest from the bellowing laughter. Sixty-five ain’t old when you’re Nora Ephron. Dan Smith, Blue Ridge Business Journal
  • Before Nora Ephron became a Hollywood maven with her screenplays for movies such as ‘Sleepless in Seattle,’ ‘Heartburn,’ ‘You’ve Got Mail,’ and ‘When Harry Met Sally…’, she was a wickedly witty and astute writer of essays and articles. Ephron returns to her print roots with a new collection of essays reflecting the perspective of an aging–but still crackling sharp–cultural scribe. Boston Globe
  • I Feel Bad About My Neck is . . . long-overdue . . . . [T]hese essays . . . [are] executed with overall sharpness and panache . . . . [Nora Ephron] retains an uncanny ability to sound like your best friend, whoever you are . . . . Some things don’t change. It’s good to know that Ms. Ephron’s wry, knowing X-ray vision is one of them. Janet Maslin, New York Times
  • Maybe Nora Ephron has become timeless . . . Certainly she writes, for all her funny commentary on modern life, like someone who has something useful and important to tell her readers . . . She’s figured something out that she wants to let you in on, and to make it palatable she’ll make you laugh. Susan Salter Reynolds, Los Angeles Times Book Review
  • [A] stylistic tour de force . . . Fireworks shoot out [of this collection] . . . The smaller blazes are bursts of wit that cast the familiar so sharply as to make it seem new . . . There are [also] passages where wit is used not to entertain but to lament . . . to take arms against life or death (where loss, however blithely sketched, is no joke at all) . . . The comic and rueful are still there, but they take on resonance. Richard Eder, The Boston Globe
  • Youth may be wasted on the young, but everyone can enjoy the hurdles and highlights of aging with Ephron’s witty and deeply personal essays on getting older . . . and yes, wiser. Life Magazine (“Life 5” Editors’ Pick)
  • [W]ry and amusing . . . . [M]arvelous. Bunny Crumpacker, Washington Post Book World
  • I belly laugh[ed] at this compilation of essays by Nora Ephron, a book that includes subjects every woman can identify with, regardless of her age . . . I [plan] to order multiple copies as gifts, knowing my girlfriends [will] get as much of a charge out of the book as I have. Chris Stuckenschneider, The Missourian
  • I like short books. In fact, when I’m at the bookstore, I tilt my head to the right and scan the shelves for books with the skinniest spines. I Feel Bad About My Neck was one I wished were longer. Ephron, journalist, novelist and screenwriter, bemoans getting old and all the maintenance needed just to tread water. But she does it in her inimitable, witty style. You don’t come away depressed as much as invigorated . . . [She] brings [her] funny but serious approach to this latest work. Elizabeth Pezzulo, The Free Lance-Star
  • You might think that I Feel Bad About My Neck is not a book for foodies. You would think wrong. I Feel Bad About My Neck is so witty and so much about food in our lives, that every Foodie should read it. This is the kind of book that will make you laugh out loud on the Amtrak train to the chagrin of other passengers buried deep in The Wall Street Journal. You may have to force yourself not to wave it under their noses, shouting, ‘Get this book!’ . . . . It rings funny and true at the same time. Juliette Rossant, SuperChefBlog
  • Clever . . . . [I Feel Bad About My Neck is] laced with wry observations, told in an intimate style that makes Ephron seem like a close friend spilling details about her life . . . [Ephron] has punctured many a bubble of conformity and made audiences laugh in recognition . . . [She] will keep you entertained. April Austin, Christian Science Monitor
  • In her latest essay collection . . . Ephron offers rearview reflections on her life as a talker and writer, as well as a flinching but honest look at the image she lately confronts in the mirror. Like her fellow Upper West Side loyalist Jerry Seinfeld, she has found a lot of ‘something’ in the ‘nothing’ of everyday life. In the manner of all natural-born embroiders, Ephron augments tales she has told before and also divulges new insights, grievances, and gossip . . . . Nothing is off limits to her, even personal humiliation–especially personal humiliation . . . [But] Ephron has owned her laughs for several decades . . . . [S]he doesn’t wallow. Instead, she does what she has always done–she buries . . . bad news under a barrage of shareable anecdotes, humorous self-deprecation and womanly bravado . . . . Through [30 years of writing], her focus has remained on the heart. This current gatherum of hard and funny truths spares neither the author’s pride nor her audience’s, but it does salve wounds, and many of Ephron’s insights are bound to come in handy. Liesl Schillinger, The New York Times Book Review
  • Wickedly funny . . . [Nora Ephron’s] candid, witty tales about life and love will put everything into perspective. Tango Magazine
  • Witty. . . . sharp . . . . readily accessible to all . . . . [Ephron] is as funny as ever . . . . What is so refreshing about Ephron is that she doesn’t take herself too seriously . . . . [She has] a knack for finding the significant in the mundane, and for making readers feel like they’ve been welcomed into [her] inner circle of friends to share lipsticks and life’s licks. [Her] best lines probably get read aloud as often as ‘Goodnight Moon.’ Newsday Sunday
  • We have Nora Ephron to thank for this wonderful girlfriend’s guide to aging. In I Feel Bad About My Neck, Ephron perfects her ‘vintage whine’ in a series of essays conveying everything from beauty regimes to Manhattan real estate. There is little cheerleading here for the joys of acquired wisdom or the age-defying results of botox and collagen–since the neck is still a giveaway–hence the title . . . . There are small victories, however, which Ephron chronicles along with her life as overachieving cook, loyal friend and mother, hard-working writer and fashion frump who disses purses but loves black turtlenecks . . . . She shares heartfelt ardor for her friends–especially one who passed away–her passion for cooking, including recipes for successful dinner parties . . . Ephron’s insights make the book an enjoyable romp. [She’ll] make you laugh at her laments. You’ll also be grateful for her honesty. One of her best lines is her retort to a baby-boomer editor who complains that too many women over 60 talk about how things were better ‘in my day.’ ‘But it isn’t our day,’ Ephron tells the editor. ‘It’s their day. We’re just hanging on.’ For people who want a little candor and humor about not only hanging on but getting on, this book is for you. Jill Brooke, New York Post
  • [S]parkling . . . [T]his collection is . . . a thoughtful concession to pre- and post-menopausal women (who else is there?) . . . who 'can’t read a word on the pill bottle,'follow a thought to a conclusion, or remember the thought after not being able to read the pill bottle . . . . [R]efreshing . . . witty . . . delightful . . . . While signs of mortality proliferate, Ephron offers a rebuttal of consequence: an intelligent, alert, entertaining perspective that does not take itself too seriously. (If you can't laugh, after all, you are already, technically speaking, dead.)
    Tony Bentley, Publishers Weekly, signature review

    "A disparate assortment of sharp and funny pieces revealing the private anguishes, quirks and passions of a woman on the brink of senior citizenhood. Ephron . . . . explores the woes of aging with honesty–hair-coloring and Botox are standard treatments, as is getting a mustache wax–but maintaining a 60-plus body is only her starting point. Ephron includes breezy accounts of her culinary misadventures, her search for the perfect cabbage strudel and her dissatisfaction with women’s purses. An essay on her love affair and eventual disenchantment with the Apthorp apartment building on Manhattan’s West Side deftly captures both the changes in New York City and in her own life . . .
  • By the time Nora Ephron’s I Feel Bad About My Neck comes out, in August, you'll be feeling the heat–or maybe just a hot flash–in which case her reflections on looking at your saggy, baggy neck in the mirror (she advises squinting) . . . will be just the cool comfort you need. Use this wryly romantic book as a guide to musing about mortality, or just curling up in your empty nest. O: Oprah magazine
  • A #1 New York Times bestseller

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  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Janene | 2/18/2014

    " If this is what being a woman means for Nora Ephron, I am really confused as to what all the hype is about. Sad stupid book. Awful. All the stuff women must do as maintenance lest we be known as "someone who no longer cares." Jesus people. If you are the type who can't go for groceries unless your eyeliner is perfect, I am not sure you'll have much to say to anyone in the way of interesting conversation. And my hope is that you will evolve in your lifetime... You'd think she wrote this book at the painfully self-conscious age of 16, not as a wise 60 something. Ick. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Lauren | 2/8/2014

    " Funny, quick read. Looking to read more from her in the future! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Toran | 2/4/2014

    " She is just so real. She comes from this cosmopolitan world and parents well known in the world of show business since the late 40s or early 50s, and some of that comes through. But mostly she writes things so many of us might think but not say aloud. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Effie | 1/20/2014

    " Laughed out loud repeatedly...Nora Ephron nails so many aspects of a woman's life after 40 with a sense of humor I could really appreciate. Great read for a lazy afternoon... "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Nikki | 1/8/2014

    " A quick read with stories of her life. Some were entertaining, none were either laugh out loud funny or that inciteful. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Mimi | 1/7/2014

    " Just rolled with laughter, because there are facts in this book! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Elhum | 1/5/2014

    " This collection of essays by Ephron is witty and full of humor. As with other readers, some of the essays resonated with me more than others. Personally, I loved "Moving On" to the point to that I found the original article on the New Yorker archives, printed it off and gave it to friends to read. Ephron is a great writer; with her confidential tone, reading many of these essays is like having a friend over for tea. This is a fun read. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Ceciliahill55 | 12/30/2013

    " I didn't really like this book, I guess I didn't like the style of writing, was rather bored, and didn't find it as funny as the critics claimed. The last two chapters were probably the only ones I enjoyed reading. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Kristin | 12/27/2013

    " completely obnoxious, whiney wealthy famous person with 'troubles' like having to get her hair and nails done 3 times a week! how is that humorous?! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Pat | 12/26/2013

    " Great book and I still feel bad about my neck! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Brianne | 12/24/2013

    " Funny and sadly tender. This one is short, but a keeper. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Dyan | 12/24/2013

    " I listened to the audio book read by the author. Parts of it were hilarious, some just so-so. She effectively captures some of the trials of middle age. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Alli | 12/10/2013

    " Reading this in light of her death - especially the last chapter, when she talks about coming to terms with the death of friends and the fact that it's no longer "their" day - was so bittersweet I cried on the subway while doing so. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Nancy | 12/4/2013

    " This book was a howl for most of the read. But she got much less funny in the final chapters. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Hera | 11/21/2013

    " It starts and ends with a bang, but is sort of a muddle in between. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Elyse | 11/8/2013

    " Can't say I have much in common with Nora Ephron but it's fascinating to look into her world as a citizen of New York City. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Bethany | 9/3/2013

    " Think I would have enjoyed it more if I read it when I was older. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Tanya | 12/26/2012

    " I liked her comical short stories about a wide variety of random topics. Very funny and easy read. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Kathryn | 12/17/2012

    " I love me some Ephron! I did like I Remember Nothing more than this one but I loved this none the less! She makes me laugh out loud and find the humor in things that happen to us daily. She's a keeper! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Lacey | 9/19/2012

    " I LOVED this book!!! Much thanks to Emily Boyd for mailing it to me!! <3 "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Amy | 9/17/2012

    " If you like Nora Ephron, you'll enjoy this book. Here, she ruminates on everything from her neck to having to find another NYC apartment so she doesn't end up paying $10,000/month. Very "relatable" to we women of a certain age. . . "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Amanda | 8/16/2012

    " Easy to read but nothing special! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Trish | 7/29/2012

    " funny, honest book, quick read. transports you for a peek into the world of a woman who's work I admire. writer, living a glamorous NY existence, connected to interesting NY literary types. fun "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Akilah | 6/8/2012

    " Bathroom book. I did quite enjoy the essay about purses, though. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Anne-Marie | 5/20/2012

    " Cute, but I think I'm too young (40) yet to relate to Ephron's musings on aging and death. Also, it's very New-York centric. A good or bad thing, depending on your perspective. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Jessica | 3/24/2012

    " Nora Ephron, where have you been all my life? "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Morningstar | 3/21/2012

    " Fun! Love the bit about parenthood. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Caren | 6/22/2011

    " Read this book when it first came out. Enjoyed rereading but with a feeling of sadness now that Ephron is gone. Wish I could have had lunch with her. She was a wise and funny lady. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Jodi | 5/16/2011

    " One of the smartest writers alive. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Yvette | 5/16/2011

    " This was a cute quick read directed toward the female audience on love, life and just the challenges of being a woman in general. I thoroughly enjoyed this book. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Joni | 5/9/2011

    " A good laugh; loved the chapter about purses, could definitely relate! "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Taunya | 4/28/2011

    " This woman's personality rubbed me wrong right from the beginning... she's very self-centered and pretentious. There are a few things that are worth thinking about, but mostly I just endured this book. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Kelly | 4/19/2011

    " I thought the author was witty, and some parts of the book made me laugh. It just wasn't very relatable for a 25 year old who has never lived in an apartment or even been to New York. I did however, start moisturizing my neck daily. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Nancy | 4/19/2011

    " I laughed so hard I cried. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Jilly | 4/18/2011

    " I have a feeling that if I were a bit older, or had grown up in a different time, I would have enjoyed this more. Even without those factors, the writing was charming, witty, and insightful. An easy read that's perfect for summer. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Lisa | 4/18/2011

    " I loved it. I feel exactly the same way about purses. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Kathy | 4/17/2011

    " Nora Ephron is one funny lady. The easiest of reads and laugh out loud funny. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Cynthia | 4/14/2011

    " This is a very random book about aging....but I found it really funny...especially the parts about when your kids leave for college, maintaining your beauty regime, and how your neck can't hide your age. I saw this lady on Oprah briefly and then saw this at the library. Quick, funny read. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Leigh | 4/13/2011

    " i think this would be funnier in another 10 or 20 years... "

About the Author

Nora Ephron (1941–2012) received Academy Award nominations for Best Original Screenplay for When Harry Met Sally, Silkwood, and Sleepless in Seattle, which she also directed.