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How to Kill Your Family: A Novel Audiobook, by Bella Mackie Play Audiobook Sample

How to Kill Your Family: A Novel Audiobook

How to Kill Your Family: A Novel Audiobook, by Bella Mackie Play Audiobook Sample
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Read By: Paul Panting, Charly Clive Publisher: Blackstone Publishing Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 7.17 hours at 1.5x Speed 5.38 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: August 2022 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9798212032322

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

22

Longest Chapter Length:

56:40 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

01:25 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

29:33 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

1

Publisher Description

A darkly humorous debut novel that follows a cunning antihero as she gets her revenge

When I think about what I actually did, I feel somewhat sad that nobody will ever know about the complex operation that I undertook. Getting away with it is highly preferable, of course, but perhaps when I’m long gone, someone will open an old safe and find this confession. The public would reel. After all, almost nobody else in the world can possibly understand how someone, by the tender age of twenty-eight, can have calmly killed six members of her family. And then happily got on with the rest of her life, never to regret a thing.

When Grace Bernard discovers her absentee millionaire father has rejected her dying mother’s pleas for help, she vows revenge and coldly sets out to get her retribution—by killing them all, one by one. Compulsively readable, Bella Mackie’s debut novel is driven by a captivating first-person narrator who talks of “self-care” and social media while calmly walking the listener through her increasingly baroque acts of murder. But then, Grace is imprisoned for a murder she didn’t commit.

Outrageously funny, compulsive, and subversive, How to Kill Your Family is a wickedly dark romp about class, family, love … and murder.

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“Addictive…Grace Bernard is one of the most intriguing and bewitching protagonists I’ve read in years.”

— Emma Gannon, bestselling author

Quotes

  • “Hilarious and dark.”

    — Elle (UK)
  • “I loved this book.”

    — Richard Osman, New York Times bestselling author
  • “Funny, sharp, dark, and twisted.”

    — Jojo Moyes, #1 New York Times bestselling author
  • “An antiheroine able to best villainous male protagonists such as Patrick Bateman any day.”

    — The Observer
  • “Chilling, but also laugh-out-loud funny. [A] corker of a debut.”

    — Sunday Telegraph
  • “You’ll be gripped…Grace’s emotional detachment throughout will give you chills.”

    — Cosmopolitan (UK)

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About Bella Mackie

Bella Mackie is freelance journalist and columnist at Vogue UK. Previously, she was a commissioning editor at the Guardian and deputy editor at Vice News. She has also written for Vogue, the Daily Mail, Vice, the Guardian, Stylist, and GQ. She lives in London.

About Paul Panting

Mark Sullivan is the acclaimed author of eighteen novels, including the #1 New York Times bestselling Private series, which he writes with James Patterson. Mark has received numerous awards for his writing, including the WHSmith Fresh Talent Award, and his works have been named a New York Times Notable Book and a Los Angeles Times Best Book of the Year. He graduated from Hamilton College with a BA in English before working as a volunteer in the Peace Corps in Niger, West Africa. Upon his return to the United States, he earned a graduate degree from the Medill School of Journalism at Northwestern University and began a career in investigative journalism.