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Flawed Dogs: The Novel: The Shocking Raid on Westminster Audiobook, by Berkeley Breathed Play Audiobook Sample

Flawed Dogs: The Novel: The Shocking Raid on Westminster Audiobook

Flawed Dogs: The Novel: The Shocking Raid on Westminster Audiobook, by Berkeley Breathed Play Audiobook Sample
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Read By: Johnny Heller Publisher: Recorded Books, Inc. Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 2.50 hours at 1.5x Speed 1.88 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: March 2010 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781449805074

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

35

Longest Chapter Length:

18:02 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

01:01 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

06:24 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

1

Publisher Description

After her parents' hot air balloon goes down in the Himalayas, Heidy McCloud is sent to live with her uncle Hamish. At the airport, she releases a priceless dachshund from his cage, and the dog follows her to her new home. She names him Sam the Lion, and he quickly wins an important dog show. But another canine lives with Uncle Hamish, and Cassius the poodle will do anything to get Sam out of the picture. Framed by Cassius for a terrible deed, Sam is badly injured and sent into the wild. It takes three years, but Sam-now with a soup ladle for one leg-befriends other strays and plots his revenge as the prestigious Westminster Dog Show approaches. Best-selling author Berkeley Breathed is the Pulitzer Prize-winning creator of the Bloom County and Opus comics. His unmistakable sense of humor colors every moment of Flawed Dogs and is skillfully portrayed by award-winning narrator and stand-up comic Johnny Heller. "A moving tale about the beauty of imperfections and the capacity for love."-Publishers Weekly "The various canine and feline players are an endearing mix of odd attributes and engaging personalities."-Kirkus Reviews

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"I've always been a fan of Berkeley Breathed and I am glad he is writing books. The illustrations in this book were typical of his work. I especially loved how he managed to get Bill The Cat in the book. (How he did it I won't say, but it was pretty funny). This is a great dog story and I look forward to the next one. It really is a love story, and yes underdogs do win. I am not sure how the people who attend the Westminster Dog Show will take this book. They may be offended or maybe not. I know some people who take the dog shows pretty darn serious."

— Dee (5 out of 5 stars)

Flawed Dogs: The Novel Listener Reviews

Overall Performance: 3.8378378378378377 out of 53.8378378378378377 out of 53.8378378378378377 out of 53.8378378378378377 out of 53.8378378378378377 out of 5 (3.84)
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  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " *MINOR SPOIER* Fun, fast read. Loved the illustrations. Story often a little too melodramatic--Sam the dachshund has his leg chopped off, participates in dogfighting, and spends 3 years as an animal test subject!--but these things are iced over to make everything kid-appropriate and the happy ending does satisfy. "

    — Peta, 2/19/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " great read-aloud to kids. "

    — Nikki, 2/13/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Love triumphs even if your back leg is a soup ladle! "

    — Maria, 2/4/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " A wonderful story feeling sad mad hopeless hevy and awesome. I am only reading the story so i will tell you what iknow. sam starts out in a big cage about to fight a pit bull. he asked the pit if he wants to kill him and he does. he falls asleep and dreams about a girl named hati. she steals himof a plane and a lady in a chinhilla catty. thas all i no mikayla c "

    — Mikayla, 2/2/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " It was a cute read....not my style but I do like dogs and can really see the message and the humor in this. "

    — Kim, 1/29/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Adventure story with dogs. Themes: Revenge, Forgiveness, Perfection, Jealousy, Adversity. "

    — Erica, 1/24/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " What a cute little book. I loved the story of determination and love for your owner at all costs. "

    — Heather, 1/18/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I liked the book. The story let the reader see that "flawed dogs" need love too. As do "flawed people." "

    — Peggy, 1/16/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I liked this book, it was cute and funny. Some scenes are sad though, which may upset kids. Overall, this book is on my favorites list. I would recommend it to a child that understands some forms of animal abuse (dog fighting..) and how dogs can sometimes compete for the bond of an owner. "

    — Anna, 1/15/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I loved this book! Tragedy, mad cap adventure, grace and beauty. Read this book if you have experienced the endless capacity of a dogs love, you have known a wiener dog or you have any sense of humor. "

    — Leslie, 1/2/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " A fun bedtime read with the kids, with a loveable hero and enough gas-related humor to keep them in stitches! "

    — Jennifer, 12/24/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " super cute YA novel about a bunch of throwaway mutts who stage a rebellion in the name of love. did i say super cute? i meant SUPER cute. "

    — Jess, 12/22/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I assumed this book would be lame because of the cover, but I absolutely loved it!! Couldn't put it down; my heart ached and I cried a little. Good story of love and redemption. "

    — Rachel, 12/17/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " A cute story of a wronged dog told from the dogs perspective, mostly. The dancing is so funny. I know you aren't supposed to judge a book by its cover, but it is really, really funny. If I saw this book in the store I would just buy it for the cover art. "

    — Ragan, 12/16/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I didn't like this book because I don't like sad stories/scary. I won't tell you what happens though. "

    — Julia, 12/13/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Funny! Dogs who cannot find a home decide to take their anger out on the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show in the hope they can find a good home and love. Loved the pictures. Loved the story. "

    — Sheila, 12/9/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I didn't think it was the best book in the world but it was ok "

    — Echown, 11/24/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This book had me laughing, crying, swearing I will not read another page, and then loving the ending! "

    — Vegasreaderdjd, 11/9/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Well, the book is said to be for 4-8 year olds, however, it is a little graphic! I think that all kids still should read it as it really makes you realize the absurdness of liking pure bred dogs over the mutts. It is just a really sweet book that totally made me cry! "

    — Alyona, 9/12/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " The cover is so cute - I had to read it. It was a bit of a downer though - although it had an "up" ending. I'd say 8-11 age group. "

    — Jena, 7/30/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Very sweet and sad and cute. I love it and the pictures really add a special character to it. Poor, sweet, weird, and wonderful dogs. I recommend it to anyone and everyone, young or old. "

    — Elisabeth, 5/24/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " All dachshund lovers (like me!) will love this book. And if you're a poodle fan, don't read it, you won't like them anymore. "

    — Loren, 4/16/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " A story with so many twists and turns, and even a small reference to Bill the Cat. My 8 year old son and I loved reading this together. "

    — Laeroport, 1/22/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I really enjoyed this one! "

    — Jeffnancy, 12/15/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Was a great, and very sad book almost made me cry! "

    — Devon, 12/3/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " An emotional tale of a misfit dog and the human who loves him. Extra special for dog-lovers like me. "

    — Kate, 11/18/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " This is a lovely story. Probably for older young adults. When it is sad, it is so VERY sad. But, when it is happy, it is VERY, VERY funny/happy. Loved it. "

    — Molly, 2/8/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I LOVED this book! However, it was so sad. I always enjoy stories with a moral or theme and this one certainly has one. Even if you don't like dogs, you'll still love Sam the Lion. He's one awesome dachshund! "

    — Debra, 9/27/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " so far i think it is a really good book!!!! "

    — Shea, 6/16/2011
  • Overall Performance: 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I heard a good amount of it while my mom and sister were listening to it in the car.<br/>I really didn't like it. "

    — Lynette, 6/15/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Really didn't like this one, but gave it two stars for the happy ending and maybe the moral.<br/>Otherwise, it was a bit too dark, for the age group it's written for. I listened to it with my 7 year old and found myself cringing at some parts. "

    — LaDawn, 6/14/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I loved this book! Tragedy, mad cap adventure, grace and beauty. Read this book if you have experienced the endless capacity of a dogs love, you have known a wiener dog or you have any sense of humor. "

    — Leslie, 6/6/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " What a cute little book. I loved the story of determination and love for your owner at all costs. "

    — Heather, 6/4/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Because I loved &quot;Flawed Dogs&quot; so much I saw this last week at our school book fair so I HAD to have it! It was very silly and very fun! A great book for reluctant readers... "

    — Lisa, 6/3/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " Good.A little confusing at times but it was a good story. "

    — Kiara, 5/18/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " I was so sad and shocked by the first chapter, I had to jump to the end to reassure myself to get through the happy parts of the dog's life without crying. It was very good and had a good lesson that some can appear not flawed physically but terribly flawed inside and vice versa. "

    — Wanda, 5/3/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Narration Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5 Story Rating: 0 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 50 out of 5

    " The story of Sam, a dog, whose life has been one long tragedy after another, but who, in the end, takes control of events. A children's novel, but dark and violent. I won't recommend it to any of my animal loving friends. "

    — Sarah, 4/20/2011

About Johnny Heller

Johnny Heller, winner of numerous Earphones and Audie Awards, was named a “Golden Voice” by AudioFile magazine in 2019. He has been a Publishers Weekly Listen-Up Award winner from 2008 through 2013 and he has been named a top voice of 2008 and 2009 and selected as one of the Top 50 Narrators of the Twentieth Century by AudioFile magazine.