Why do all modern managers do the same bizarre things? Are these methods taught in business schools? Do managers learn by watching more experienced managers? Is it the result of mentoring?
None of the above!
Every manager learns from the same source: Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook. This valuable management handbook teaches new managers how to transform themselves from bitter and bewildered ""little people"" into fully functioning, paradigm-spewing management zombies.
In this indispensable guide, Dogbert reveals the many vital skills needed by managers in their daily lives, including:
The power of verbal instructions-sound like a boss while maintaining complete deniability!
Empty promises of promotion-enjoy all the motivational benefits with none of the costs!
Pretending to care-learn to hear without listening!
Company newsletter-communicate without the risk of conveying information!
Competition-experience the joy of setting your people against one another!
Decision making-be a leader without making any decisions!
Incentives-inspire employees by giving them worthless knick-knacks!
Remember: Leadership isn't something you're born with. It's something you learn by listening to Dogbert tapes.
A world-class consultant and bestselling author, Dogbert has spent much of his life giving advice to gullible people with disposable incomes. His brain has many more crevices than yours, so you'd better do what he says.
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"I enjoyed the story but read it during a busy week and had to put it down more than I would have liked...which made me feel like I had to recap a few times when I picked it back up. There was also a time or two that I felt extra characters being introduced was overwhelming for my brain because I didn't know how intricate to the story they were going to be and I wasn't sure if I needed to remember their names. Again, busy week, so maybe any other time it wouldn't have been so much to digest. But I really liked the premise and I adore this writer."
— Pamela (4 out of 5 stars)
“This book presents the world of work from the manager’s perspective. Adams’ voice sounds like the guy in the cubicle next to yours, who has learned to deal with corporate bureaucracy while poking fun at it. With just the right touch of sarcasm in his reading, Adams will have you laughing.”
— AudioFile“Adams lets loose Dogbert, a caricature of the management guru types responsible for turning those in charge into ‘fully functioning, paradigm-spewing management zombies.’ Dogbert offers secrets on how to act like a manager, motivate employees, communicate, get ahead, understand compensation programs, establish staffing levels (get rid of employees), and most important, be happy as a manager.”
— Booklist" She get a lot right. "
— Courtney, 2/19/2014" Not like his other books-more of a thriller than a comedy/mystery. About 3/4 through the book I had guessed at some of the ending, but his writing is still highly enjoyable. "
— Judy, 2/18/2014" I love, love, love Kenneth C. Davis' books! Always educational and entertaining! "
— Laura, 2/18/2014" Very good introduction to the war. Davis does an excellent job of outlining events from much earlier that led to the conflict. He has a firm understanding of topics and explains in such a way that the completely uninitiated would have a good understanding. "
— Pat, 2/17/2014" A stand alone thriller from the writer of the Andy Carpenter series. A lot of twists and turns in the plot..you're never able to guess what is going to happen. A really good story, but I missed Andy. "
— Jackie, 2/16/2014" Readable and interesting presentation of the why and what happended in the form of snapshots and anecdotes from the participants to make their character come alive. "
— Vince, 2/13/2014" Good book on understanding both sides of the Civil War. It also gives a timeline of other events going on at the time & really personalizes the war. If you've never learned much about the Civil War this is the perfect book because its very easy to read and full of rich information. "
— Christina, 2/8/2014" Well, it was hard to decide how many stars to give these books. I usually read Ann Coulter books for the information that she presents with her hilarious voice. This book is more of a compilation of her notorious punchlines/comments. So, there was less actual political information in it, but it was very entertaining and a fast read. It was very fun, but if you want to read Coulter's very best, you should definitely read "Treason." It is one of the most eye-opening and interesting books I have ever read! "
— Johnny, 2/8/2014" Taking quotes from other books. She phoned this one in. "
— Mike, 2/7/2014" Good intro to the Civil War. Explains the background, major conflicts and results in a way that almost anyone could understand it. Includes many quotes from famous people of the era, but incorporates them into the narrative. "
— Tom, 1/29/2014" Wow!! What an intriguing story this was. It had you guessing who the bad guy was the entire time. I really enjoyed it. I would've preferred less vulgarity, but other then that I enjoyed it. "
— Janeal, 1/28/2014Scott Adams is the creator of Dilbert, the comic strip that now appears in 1,550 newspapers worldwide. His first two hardcover business books, The Dilbert Principle and Dogbert’s Top Secret Management Handbook, have sold more than two million copies and have appeared on the New York Times bestseller list for a combined total of sixty weeks.