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4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 4.00 (18 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Rick Gualtieri Narrator: Christopher John Fetherolf Publisher: Rick Gualtieri Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date: January 2013 ISBN:
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There are reasons we fear the night. He isn't one of them.

Bill Ryder was a dateless dweeb...then he died. Unfortunately for him that was just the beginning of his troubles. He awoke to find himself a vampire, one of the legendary predators of the night. Unfortunately for him, he was still at the bottom of the food chain.

Now he finds himself surrounded by creatures stronger, deadlier and a whole lot cooler than he is. Worst yet, they all want him dead...permanently this time.

Bill isn't exactly average, though. A vampire like him hasn't been seen in centuries. He's got a few tricks up his sleeve, unlikely allies, and an attitude problem that makes him too damn obnoxious to quit.

Join him in this hilarious tale of monsters, mayhem, and the unlikely hero who's not afraid to tell them all off...even if it gets his teeth kicked in.

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Listener Opinions

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Miss Amanda | 2/18/2014

    " This was a fun read, a great different take on the vampire mythos. I will read the rest of this series. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Frances Baker | 2/12/2014

    " Such foul mouthed fantastic nerd humor and I loved it. I laughed so freaking hard. Can't wait to start the second book in the series! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Brian Ulrich | 2/2/2014

    " Funny, geeky and a little raunchy. Pure entertainment. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Glenn | 1/24/2014

    " Funny and fast paced. Great characters all around. Awesome take on the genre. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Jan | 1/23/2014

    " Absolutely hilarious! Tongue-in-cheek take on all of the recent, serious v-pire overload. The dualities alone is fabulous colloquial banter and the things poor nerdy Bill gets himself into - and out of just kept me glued to this book. Can't wait to read more of this author's work! Oh and you have.to read "About the Author" as well - more humor where it's not expected. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Joslynn | 1/19/2014

    " Witty, funny, sarcastic, and I loved it! I absolutely loved Bill, Ed, Tom, and Sally! Can't wait to read the 2nd one in the series! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Kitty | 1/19/2014

    " This is just funny. Not deep. Not brain food. Bill is a jerk. Bill made me laugh and stay up past my bedtime because I didn't want to put the book down. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Marlon Johnson | 11/9/2013

    " Very coarse, but quite hilarious. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Tony Valente | 10/18/2013

    " I come of my college roommates or I became a vampire, this is how we'd handle it! Loved this book, funny, entertaining, and it's how vampire books should be! Make this into a movie and I will be there in a heartbeat! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 E.C. Stilson | 10/1/2013

    " This book was so refreshing. I've read many vampire books, but this has to be--by far--my favorite. The main character tells it how it is. If you like to laugh and read cutting-edge story lines, then give this book a try. You won't be sorry. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Rachel | 9/29/2013

    " Great new series, excellent writing, and cheap! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Chris | 9/23/2013

    " Great read. A little slow as you get to know the characters but once you do I couldn't put the book down. After I finished this I picked up the next two books in the series right than and there. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Ceej | 9/7/2013

    " well i read the two following books "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Alex | 7/26/2013

    " I had to stop reading around page six, when Bill mentioned that the little sister of his friend was two years away from him being able to legally masturbate while thinking about her. Disgusting. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Lindsey Michelle | 5/30/2013

    " This book was hilarious! Just what I needed, can't wait to read the next books! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Tammy | 4/2/2013

    " I will follow Bill in his next adventure for sure. Very new way to read about vamps! "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Glamzilla1976 | 3/23/2013

    " I mean it was just okay. It could have been much funnier than it was, but it wasn't awful. I'd file it under the same category as Shawn of the Dead. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Sisiely | 3/2/2013

    " Witty dialogue, dumbarses that requires some arse kicking and I love Sally! "

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