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4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 4.00 (321 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Rick Gualtieri Narrator: Christopher John Fetherolf Publisher: Rick Gualtieri Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date:
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There are reasons we fear the night. He isn't one of them.

Bill Ryder was a dateless dweeb...then he died. Unfortunately for him that was just the beginning of his troubles. He awoke to find himself a vampire, one of the legendary predators of the night. Unfortunately for him, he was still at the bottom of the food chain.

Now he finds himself surrounded by creatures stronger, deadlier and a whole lot cooler than he is. Worst yet, they all want him dead...permanently this time.

Bill isn't exactly average, though. A vampire like him hasn't been seen in centuries. He's got a few tricks up his sleeve, unlikely allies, and an attitude problem that makes him too damn obnoxious to quit.

Join him in this hilarious tale of monsters, mayhem, and the unlikely hero who's not afraid to tell them all off...even if it gets his teeth kicked in.

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  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Miss Amanda | 2/18/2014

    " This was a fun read, a great different take on the vampire mythos. I will read the rest of this series. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Frances Baker | 2/12/2014

    " Such foul mouthed fantastic nerd humor and I loved it. I laughed so freaking hard. Can't wait to start the second book in the series! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Brian Ulrich | 2/2/2014

    " Funny, geeky and a little raunchy. Pure entertainment. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Glenn | 1/24/2014

    " Funny and fast paced. Great characters all around. Awesome take on the genre. "

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