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Wannabe Wizard: From the Tome of Bill Universe Audiobook, by Rick Gualtieri Play Audiobook Sample

Wannabe Wizard: From the Tome of Bill Universe Audiobook

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Read By: Andrea Emmes Publisher: Tantor Audio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 10.50 hours at 1.5x Speed 7.88 hours at 2.0x Speed Series: The False Icons Series Release Date: September 2020 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781705256800

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

51

Longest Chapter Length:

48:55 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

06:02 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

18:31 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

17

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Publisher Description

Some family trees should be burned to the ground

My name is Jessie Flores and I thought I was done being jerked around by witches, dryads, and gods in my quest to become a real-life superhero. Turns out they were just getting started.

My father's been kidnapped, a handsome vampire with a shady past won't stop shadowing me, and my best friend's family is actively trying to kill him.

Fixing all of that won't be easy, though, since I've been cursed to complete thirteen divine trials, while a newb fury haunts my every step. If I fail, I'll die. If I hesitate, my friends will suffer instead.

I might not have enough power in me to save my loved ones and satisfy the whims of the gods. But you know what? I'm willing to die trying. Because that's what a real hero would do.

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About the Authors

Rick Gualtieri lives in central New Jersey with only his wife, three kids, and countless pets to both keep him company and constantly plot against him. When he's not busy monkey-clicking out words, he can typically be found jealously guarding his collection of vintage Transformers from all who would seek to defile them. His books include the Tome of Bill series and the Tales of the Crypto-Hunter series.

Steve Wetherell has written for Maxim, Cracked, and CBS Local, and is a regular on the Authors & Dragons podcast.

About Andrea Emmes

Andrea Emmes is an actress and audiobook narrator. She started as a SAG-AFTRA equity actor and has been performing for over twenty years on stage, TV, and film. She is an Audible Approved Narrator known as “the Girl with a Thousand Voices,” her wide range of character voices and dynamic, emotionally invested performances has reviewers and listeners alike commenting on how she effortlessly pulls listeners in, has versatility and charisma, and is quite suited for young adult literature. She has won the LA Music Award for Best Contemporary Christian Artist for her 2008 debut release album I’m On My Way.” She earned an AA in fine arts and a BS in art and design.