I am Zuvok the Terror. Feared soldier of the Trident Alliance. And I will not do housework!
I relish the fury of combat. I love the adrenaline as I kill my enemies. Blood drips from my hands. Until I go too far.
So my commanders send me a foe that I never expected: my bride. A comely, curvy, human woman. A princess. She must be insane. She has to be if she agreed to be my mail order bride.
But I don't want a bride. Zuvok the Terror will not be tamed. He will not be civilized! He will not hang balloon valances on windows with pastel hued drapes. He will not dry dishes as she washes them! He will not sweep before he mops the floors!
But then, this tiny human woman does something more powerful than a killing blow from an Odex wielding a power-blade. She gets on her tip toes and wraps her arms around me, squeezing herself to me. She coos. And giggles. And kisses me on my nose. And my heart melts for her.
Zuvok the Terror? More like Zuvok the Terrier. Damn humans.
Contains mature themes.
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Brick & Storm became popular urban writers when they hit the literary world running with their gritty, true-to-life series, Hood Misfits. Hailing from Atlanta, Georgia, the street-lit duo has been a team since their teens. Each one grew up living the many stories they write about, until they grew to find love in writing. Brick & Storm have been working to give back to their community while creating memorable stories and characters who forever stick with their readers.
Iggy Toma is a voice-over artist, musician, and activist based in New York City. He is an avid reader of romance and mystery, and he has a soft spot for daytime soap operas.
Meghan Kelly is an experienced narrator, actress, and musician who spent ten years working as a franchised talent agent before deciding to pursue her own performance aspirations. Since then, she has had the great pleasure of bringing a wide variety of characters to life.