Zombie Butts From Uranus! (Abridged) Audiobook

" Zach is a junior league butt fighter. He didn't win any simulator games so he ran away. He found a butt feeler and his butt can talk and detach itself. Its kind of creepy. She felt it and gave him some ketchup. He found about the zombie butts when he got to Mabel Town. His grandmother lives there. She was always prepared for war like this. His grandma was a famous butt fighter. Zach doesn't know that. They went to their attic and it was a butt fighter control room.A girl from the academy came in a buttmobile. She picked them up. They meet up with two other butt fighters. They burned some butts and they got knocked out from the smell. Zach's parents are on a secret E-Mission. They are on Uranus right now. They got kidnapped to the Magitorium. A butt was talking to Zach down in the Magitorium. The maggot lord came out and made a deal with them. They half to bring zombie butts to his kids. they did. They mutant maggots ate them and died. Then they woke up and the were mutant zombie maggots.The great white butt came to earth to take over. When he got there e scared all the mutant zombie maggots away. On uranus Zachs mom hit the great white butt with a perfume bomb. The great white butt blasted Zach grandma and the two other butt fighters. Zach and Elinor tried to kill it. and they did.Zachs parents came back and Zach got a certificate and the teachers of the junior league got unzombie buttified and Gran went somewhere they don't know. And they lived their life as butt-fighters. I think this book is really good and gross. I recommend that kids read this book not adults. "

" It was really funny! "

" A sequel to one of my favorite books of all times. Zombie Butts from Uranus has the same comedy from the original book that I know and love, but it also brings interesting twists that will have you reading hours on end. "

" This is the book we have at home! I love this book so much. It's sequel to "The Day My Butt Went Psycho." The ending of this book was happy and sad at the same time. Prologue: Zack Freeman is on his way to becoming a 1st rate butt-fighter. He has gone head-to-butt with all kinds of stinky scoundrels & butts-gone-bad. But even our doody-full hero is a-gassed by these latest stench invaders. They're round, blue, and smelly. They're ruthless, cunning, and very cheeky. Their odor is unstoppable. Their mission is downright foul. And they won't rest until Earth is wiped away by their nasty fumes! They're ZOMBIE BUTTS FROM URANUS! And the galaxy is but one boy (and his butt) away from total reek-dom. . . . Characters: Zack Freeman. Pincher (Gran), Eleanor, Forker, Flicker, Silas Sterne, Kicker, Smacker, Kisser (The Giant Maggot Lord), Judi Freeman, James Freeman, The Great White Butt. "

" in my opinion zombie butts from uranus was just barely better than the first book. it was a litter funnier not as silly and over all just better. i liked it becase it was unique. "

" This book was funny. It made me laugh. I thought it was good enough to read over. "

" I know boys love it - but I don't get it. Repeating the word 'fart' approximately 8,000 times is strangely tiring. Sells by the truck load though. A bit like real life farts - endlessly amusing until you start feeling ill. "

" Sadly, not nearly was lighthearted and the Captain Underpants series. These will NOT make my classroom library. His Campfire Weenies stories, however, are quite interesting. Those make the grade. But these other two were an bsolute waste of my time. "

" sequel to a good book: "the day my butt went psycho!" "

" pure silliness for those of us who enjoy gross, bodily-function humor. "

" didn't really get stuck into so finished early :( "

" Hilarious and gross at the same time!!! "

" Read this book together with my son. It is definitely a boy's book. It's a mainly about butt-fighters. Literally, butts fighting. Good read. "

" This book was hilarious and had me cracking up on every single page. A fast, yet good, read that i would recommend to everybody looking for a good laugh. "

" The first part was kind of confusing for me because I didn't read the first novel yet, but overall, a GREAT book. :) "

" An equally childish sequel to 'The Day my Butt Went Psycho.' I don't think I liked this one as well as the other one. "

" deepest read since Dahlgren. Probes the dirty questions. Explores the dark universe. This book was a gag gift and it was funny but embarASSing to read it in public places. "

" A great continuation of "The Day Went Psycho". Lots and lots of humour and lots and lots of BUMS!! "

" This book is about a kid and his butt. They go thrugh crazy adventures and meet crazy people and do the funniest things that you can imagine. This book will crack you up and do the craziest stuff ever. You will also experience how close you are with yor but. "

" This may sound like a silly book but I liked it. I found it very humorous as hard as that may sound. "

" This sequel to the extreme guilty pleasure, "The Day My Butt Went Psycho", is lack luster to expectations. It did not have the comedic impact the first one did, removing about 60% of the reason to read it. I say, don't bother with it. "

" As usual, I was thrilled again by the story. I really liked it. the humor gets better and better, and that's good. the character of Gran and Mabel's Angels are really the most funny here. I reall liked it "

" odd, but funny.I just did a pun with out noticing.anyway, It's a good book, as long as your not totally serious and can't laugh at any thing and think things like this are immature and stupid... luckily, I'm not like that! "

" This book was funny. It made me laugh. I thought it was good enough to read over. "

" This sequel to the extreme guilty pleasure, "The Day My Butt Went Psycho", is lack luster to expectations. It did not have the comedic impact the first one did, removing about 60% of the reason to read it. I say, don't bother with it. "

" An equally childish sequel to 'The Day my Butt Went Psycho.' I don't think I liked this one as well as the other one. "

" I laughed, I cried, I contemplated. This is a metaphor for life. It's my modern day bible...totally kidding. It really sucked got it for my husband as a joke:)I actually did read this...long story "

" This book was hilarious and had me cracking up on every single page. A fast, yet good, read that i would recommend to everybody looking for a good laugh. "

" in my opinion zombie butts from uranus was just barely better than the first book. it was a litter funnier not as silly and over all just better. i liked it becase it was unique. "

" LOL!!!I LOVE THIS SERIES!!!!!I swear I've read it a million times!^_^ "