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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (40 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Durwood Merrill Narrator: Adams Morgan Publisher: Blackstone Publishing Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date: February 2015 ISBN: 9781504627993
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One of the most colorful and beloved characters in major league baseball, Durwood Merrill talks about the game’s many personalities and gives an up-close and personal account of life on the diamond, in the clubhouse, and beyond. With over two decades of laugh-out-loud anecdotes and controversial opinions, Merrill makes the call on managers, relating his explosive relationships with them and the viciously hilarious barbs they trade. He allows the listener to enter baseball’s most private places, from the clubhouse to the mound and home plate, and he rates all the top players he’s seen in his career. You’re Out and You’re Ugly, Too! covers all the bases as Merrill offers his most colorful experiences and his seasoned, experienced insights on the state of baseball today.

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  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Jonnyh | 10/20/2013

    " This book was good. It was basically about the life and experiences of Durwood Merrill. If you like baseball, you will like this book. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Brad | 10/5/2013

    " One of my favorite books. It is like you are sitting in Mr. Merrill's living room and he is telling you stories about baseball. If you are a fan of the game, you will really enjoy this book. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Elaine | 9/8/2013

    " A really great insider's look into this great game. Think the umpires have it easy? Ha! Read this and you'll gain new respect for the hardest working men in baseball. Merrill has seen in all, and he tells his story with a lot of heart and humor. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Dale Stonehouse | 8/18/2013

    " For such a bad umpire this was a pretty good read. All umpires have great stories and at least he didn't try to say he was good. "

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About the Author

Durwood Merrill (1938–2003) was an American League umpire for twenty-three seasons. He is the author of You’re Out and You’re Ugly, Too!: Confessions of an Umpire with Attitude.

About the Narrator

Adams Morgan is a theater-trained actor who has appeared in venues around the United States. He has also narrated for National Public Radio and performed radio dramas and historical reenactments. He lives in New York City.