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4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 4.00 (2,273 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Pseudonymous Bosch Narrator: Robert Petkoff, Joshua Swanson, Cassandra Morris, Bryan Kennedy, Gabra Zackman, Peter Kim, Suzanne Toren, A Full Cast Publisher: Hachette Book Group Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Related: The Secret Series Release Date: September 2011 ISBN: 9781611139594
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In this fifth and final book of the Secrets series, a class trip to the local natural history museum turns dangerous, or perhaps deadly, and not in the bored to death way, when Cass accidentally breaks a finger off a priceless mummy. Forced to atone for this “crime” of vandalization, Cass and her friends Max-Ernest and Yo-Yoji go to work for the mummy exhibit’s curator, only to be blamed when the mummy disappears. To clear their names, and, they hope, to discover the Secret, the trio must solve the case of the missing mummy themselves.

In the midst of it all, the Secret is still lurking. Will it finally be revealed? Why should I tell you that?! No matter what I do, no amount of warning seems to stick. You’re still out there, reading and talking about the Secret, and now my life (and chocolate supply) is in the greatest danger yet! So please, with a cherry on top, I’m begging you! You have to stop this.

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Quotes & Awards

  • “The full-cast narration is splendid, with each narrator attempting to outdo the others…There are several amusing comments about audio books as the story begins, and the audio format enhances the superior writing…An entertaining listening experience, this production also offers many fascinating details on Egyptian history in an easy-to-digest manner.”

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  • “Readers who followed the children in previous escapades know what to expect: quirky humor, light suspense, and magic. No disappointments here.” 

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Listener Opinions

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Horace Mann Family Reading Challenge | 2/16/2014

    " This book is the end of a great series that keeps you reading more and more. D.M. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Eloise | 2/3/2014

    " You either love this book or don't. But I loved it and thought it was a very very very very funny book. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Laurel | 2/1/2014

    " Finished the book! The secret was definetely a surprise. So sad that it's over! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Ankur | 1/30/2014

    " This last one is very exciting and has a little twist. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Src | 1/30/2014

    " I can not wait for this book to come out! I'm freaking out I loved all the other ones now i will just have to wait!!!!!! I can't wait why cant is be september?! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Natalie | 1/19/2014

    " My son was looking for a good mystery book so I found this book recommended by our library. It has some cute gimmicks to draw kids in but seems like a cross between Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler and the Red Pyramid (which I could not finish). The characters are cute. The story is not just plot and the situations somewhat believable. The story tells of three kids who hunt down a missing mummy. There are a few other smaller threads which come from this book being part of a series. The mystery element is a bit lacking however. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Tsejin | 1/18/2014

    " The "Secret" kind of ruined it. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Maari | 1/15/2014

    " absolutely the best book in the series! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Sirisha | 1/15/2014

    " I love this book series with all my heart. What more can I say? "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Monkeys Mangos | 1/9/2014

    " Took a long time but in this book i finally figure out the secret! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Rhiannon | 12/29/2013

    " I love these books! Cass, Max-Ernest, and Yo-Yoji embark on yet another adventure to find the secret. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Caitlin | 12/20/2013

    " Not a very good ending to the series, it end with a cliff hanger. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Andrew | 12/6/2013

    " The eicconclusion toward a long read series! "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Daniel | 11/24/2013

    " The secret is revealed in this book. It is something like the classic Chicken joke. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Georgia | 9/9/2013

    " What a way to end the series. although quieter in tone to the other books it finished it off really well. :) "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Monkeyduels | 8/26/2013

    " This was really funny. The secret series starts out strong only to get worse with each new book. Mr.Bosch had a pretty good comeback in this book though. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 M21koff | 8/9/2013

    " Good book and i think everyone should read it. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Risu | 4/6/2013

    " aaaaamazing x) "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Julianne | 1/27/2013

    " I couldn't finish this book. I got about half way through and lost interest. I enjoyed the others much more than this one. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Alaina Lyn de Guzman | 6/23/2012

    " ASDFGHJKL IT'S OVEEEEEEEER D: "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Seth | 6/5/2012

    " The draw of this series isn't so much the plot (which can meander shamelessly), but Bosch's charming cast of characters, who feel from the first book like people you know. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Susan | 3/12/2012

    " Enjoyed very much and i like the ending. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Flower | 12/8/2011

    " An ending. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Amy | 12/1/2011

    " While this book isn't as strong as books 2-4, it was a good ending to the series. Hopefully, my son will read them because I think he'd rather enjoy them! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 winston | 11/29/2011

    " i think that bosch should've included more from the past like what about the monocle and the tuning fork and max ernests little brother???? "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Farah | 11/6/2011

    " A fun adventure, and though the Secret was a bit abmiguous, it worked and I was happy "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Cass | 11/5/2011

    " im sooooooooooo sad that the series is now officially over, but i love these books...i mean they r my all-time favorite!!! thnx pb 4 writing this book...i love the way it ended and all...peeple u have to read this series...it amazing!!! ? "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Kaylee | 10/8/2011

    " Loved how it left u on the edge of ur seat the entire time. Gr8 read.. loved it!! "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Adriane | 10/4/2011

    " Lame ending. The rest of the books in this story were fine - for quirky kids's books. But, if you don't have a great ending in mind for a 5-book series, please don't waste my time. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Cullen | 10/4/2011

    " This book is really good but the ending leaves you wondering. Hopefully he may write another book but he says it's the last one.
    "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Eme | 10/4/2011

    " Just finished this and it's wonderful. Some surprising things happened "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Tiffany | 10/4/2011

    " I was disappointed in the way the series ends. Weird! I liked the adventure in this book and it was okay. It just wasn't wrapped up very well. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Kirsten | 9/11/2011

    " This book had a good ending, but a shocking secret. I mean, we all know the authors humor, but did he have to have that type of secret? The answer is no.
    "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Farah | 5/7/2011

    " It's pretty good. The Secret was disappointing. Also, I kind of had to re-read it a couple times before I actually understood it. "

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About the Author
Author Pseudonymous Bosch

Pseudonymous Bosch is the anonymous pseudonymous author of the Secret Series. Not much is known about him other than that he has a passionate love of chocolate and cheese and an equally passionate hatred of mayonnaise. Rumors of Boschian sightings are just as frequent and about as reliable as reports of alien abductions. If you ever meet anyone claiming to be Pseudonymous himself he is almost certainly an impostor. The real Pseudonymous is said currently to be hiding in a cave in a remote jungle (although there are contrary reports that he is somewhere in Greenland).

About the Narrators

Robert Petkoff is an audiobook narrator who has won a prestigious Audie Award and twenty AudioFile Earphones Awards. He has appeared on Chappelle’s Show, Law & Order, and Quantum Leap. His Broadway credits include Sir Robin in Spamalot, Perchik in Fiddler on the Roof, and Tateh in Ragtime.

Joshua Swanson is an actor and voiceover talent. He’s worked in major motion pictures and television and as a voice talent has worked in all facets of the business. An award-winning audiobook narrator with over sixty titles to his name, Swanson has won five AudioFile Earphones Awards.

Cassandra Morris has received critical acclaim for her voice-over work from Publishers Weekly and AudioFile magazine. To date, she has narrated over one hundred audiobooks, earned eleven Earphones Awards, and twice been a finalist for the prestigious Audie Award for best narration. Her voice has also been heard on television in commercial campaigns for Samsung, Silk Soy Milk, and numerous Nickelodeon and Disney products. She is the voice of many cartoon characters, including Leo and Luna in Yu-Gi-Oh, Carrie in Barbie: A Fairy Secret, Nathan in Pokémon, and Lola in Angelo Rules.

Bryan Kennedy was born and raised on Long Island and has been working as an actor and comedian in New York for the past several years. He has done numerous theater productions, voiceovers, commercials, and audiobooks.

Gabra Zackman is an actress and narrator who has won four AudioFile Earphones Awards. She was educated at Northwestern University and performed at many venues in Chicago before touring the country with Boston Chamber Theatre. She has been seen on television in Law & Order.

Suzanne Toren has recorded hundreds of audiobooks and has earned twenty-nine Earphones Awards from AudioFile magazine. She has received the Narrator of the Year Award for her audiobook recordings for the Library of Congress. She has performed on Broadway and in regional theaters in works penned by Shakespeare, Molière, and Arthur Miller. She has also appeared on Law & Order and in various soap operas.