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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (1,242 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Celia Rivenbark Narrator: Celia Rivenbar Publisher: Macmillan Audio Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date:
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From the author of the bestselling classics We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you’ll shoot co’cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:

  • Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate
  • How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life
  • Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering
  • Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?
  • Get yer Wassail on: It’s carolin’ time
  • Airlines serving up one hot mess
  • Action figure Jesus
  • Why Clay Aiken ain’t marrying your glandular daughter
  • And much more!

You Can’t Drink All Day if You Don’t Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.

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  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Veralyn | 2/2/2014

    " I loved this book. It kept me laughing from beginning to end! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Ann Freeman | 1/28/2014

    " Light, whimsical, Southern humor. Somehow, I didn't find it quite as funny as the previous Celia Rivenbark books I read. Maybe because I was recovering from a back injury, and couldn't aprreciate the humor as much. The title comes from one joke told by one acquaintance in one story. Other than that, there's little focus on drinking. The humorous stories cover a variety of topics. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Judy Wyndham | 1/27/2014

    " This is a book that is well worth listening to on cd (read by the author). Celia Rivenbark is from a small North Carolina town close to my hometown. I related to far too many of her stories. Her language is a bit rough and nothing is off limits - she's willing to make fun of just about anything but I found some chapters were really funny. This isn't a thought provoking novel but strictly brain candy. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 by Roxanne B. | 1/26/2014

    " It's a bit thick on the southern humor, y'all* but includes some pretty good recipes that are easy to make... "

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