You Cant F*ck Up Your Kids: A Judgment-Free Guide to Stress-Free Parenting Audiobook, by Lindsay Powers Play Audiobook Sample

You Can't F*ck Up Your Kids: A Judgment-Free Guide to Stress-Free Parenting Audiobook

You Cant F*ck Up Your Kids: A Judgment-Free Guide to Stress-Free Parenting Audiobook, by Lindsay Powers Play Audiobook Sample
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Read By: Joy Osmanski Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 6.67 hours at 1.5x Speed 5.00 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: March 2020 Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download ISBN: 9781797106083

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Longest Chapter Length:

75:27 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

16 seconds

Average Chapter Length:

39:32 minutes

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Publisher Description

Cribsheet meets The Sh!t No One Tells You in this no-holds-barred, judgment-free parenting guide that sets the record straight on every hot-button parenting topic by longtime journalist and founder of the viral #NoShameParenting movement.

What if you could do more for your kids, by doing a whole lot less?

Parenting today has become a competitive sport, and it seems that everyone is losing. From the very moment that little line turns blue, parents-to-be find themselves in a brave new world where every decision they make is fraught, every action they take is judged, and everything they do seems to be the wrong thing.

Formula feed? Breast is best.

Breastfeed in public? That’s indecent.

Cry it out? You’re causing permanent harm to your child.

Don’t sleep train? Your child will never learn to sleep on his or her own.

Stay home? You’re setting a bad example for your kids.

Go back to work? Don’t you love your kids more than your job?

Lindsay Powers—former editor-in-chief of Yahoo! Parenting, creator of the #NoShameParenting movement, and mom of two—is here to help parents everywhere breathe a collective sigh of relief. This laugh-out-loud funny, accessible, and reassuring book sets the record straight on all of the insane conflicts that parents face—from having a glass of wine while pregnant to sleep training, childcare, feeding, and even sex after baby.

Drawing on the latest research and delivered in a relatable, comforting voice, You Can’t F*ck Up Your Kids demonstrates that it is possible to take the stress out of parenting and sit back and enjoy the ride.

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“A timely and reassuring look at contemporary parenting. Lindsay Powers explains how weak science and dubious ideology have been used to steal the joy from parenting and replace it with self-doubt. Are you a good parent who feels bad? You need this book!”

— Amy Tuteur, MD, Harvard-trained OB/GYN and author of Push Back: Guilt in the Age of Natural Parenting 


  • “Whether it happened today or ten years ago, you can still remember the judgy jerk who told you that you were doing something horribly wrong as a parent. Guess what? You weren’t. And finally, we’ve got proof: THIS WONDERFUL BOOK!”

    — Lenore Skenazy, president of Let Grow and founder of Free-Range Kids

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About Joy Osmanski

Joy Osmanski, theater, television, and film actress, is an award-winning audiobook narrator who has won three AudioFile Earphones Awards. She graduated from Principia College with a degree in creative writing and received her MFA from UC San Diego.