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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (4,807 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Mark Leyner, Billy Goldberg Narrator: Mark Leyner Publisher: HarperCollins Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date: November 2005 ISBN: 9780061122255
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Is There a Doctor in the House?

Finally, answers to all those strange questions you'd like to ask your own doctor but haven't had the guts (or more likely the time) to do so. If you've ever wanted to ask a doctor . . .

  • How do people in wheelchairs have sex?
  • Why do I get a killer headache when I suck down my milkshake too fast?
  • Can I lose my contact lens inside my head forever?
  • Why does asparagus make my pee smell?
  • Why do old people grow hair on their ears?
  • Is the old adage "beer before liquor, never sicker, liquor before beer. . .," really true?

. . .then Why Do Men Have Nipples? is the book for you.

Compiled by Billy Goldberg, an emergency medicine physician, and Mark Leyner, bestselling author and well-known satirist, Why Do Men Have Nipples? offers real factual and really funny answers to some of the big questions about the oddities of our bodies.

Download and start listening now!

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Quotes & Awards

  • “Urban legends and perennial wonders get a witty treatment in this lighthearted guide to…intriguing aspects of the human body…Those looking for a good laugh will have some fun with this book.”

    Publishers Weekly

  • “Strange, funny, occasionally perverse, and even, at times, informative…Leyner’s delivery is always clear and professional. He often sounds on the verge of laughter, and the presence of such open amusement helps carry listeners over into laughter. As a result, this is probably better on audio than in print.”

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  • A USA Today Bestseller
  • A #1 New York Times Bestseller

Listener Opinions

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Chary | 2/19/2014

    " Honest and funny! Great coffee table book, bathroom book, coversation starter for parties! Halarious! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Wendy | 2/3/2014

    " I really liked this book. Its a little bit blunt at times and does contain some foul language(the reason for the four star rating and not a five star) but I appreciate the oddities of the human body being answered in a scientific, yet staight forward way. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Christina | 1/31/2014

    " My best friend and I had great fun going over some of the more obscure questions in this book tonight. Great if you want to laugh, need some entertainment, or would just like to store some useless facts away to gross your friends out (haha, your urine is safer to drink than sea water! And it's cleaner than your spit! And licking a toad can get you high!) "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Sharon | 1/29/2014

    " 100 questions answered by a doctor "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Rowan MacBean | 1/9/2014

    " I found this book fun and informative. Sure, it was all stuff you could easily Google yourself, but it's the sort of stuff you don't think of when you're in a place where that's convenient. Here, it's all gathered together and organized into chapters by subject matter, so you can peruse at your leisure. The tone is light and the language is accessible and it made me chuckle a time or two. It was definitely worth the two or three hours it took to read it. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Shikha | 1/6/2014

    " Informative, funny (for the most part), and a very quick read. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Lynnea | 12/22/2013

    " This has a few interesting facts but it's not nearly as good as I expected it to be. The dialogue between the two authors seems pretty pointless and actually makes me wonder how true the rest of the book is... "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Rama Renspandy | 12/22/2013

    " In short, this book was funny to read and answer a bunch of interesting questions I'd like to know from the beginning. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Dovie | 12/2/2013

    " What can I say? I think it was an airport buy...and it was funny. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Regina Glei | 10/26/2013

    " Fun book, but the style was just a bit too sloppy and snotty for my taste and I failed to find the "episodes" between the interesting facts so boring that I skipped them. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Stacey | 10/7/2013

    " This book has great questions with the answers...if you want a good laugh or dispell an "old wives tale" this is a great book. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Michael Mckinney | 8/19/2013

    " If you haven't read this, pick yourself up a copy and have a laugh. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Sherlyn | 7/1/2013

    " It's very informative and very funny. Not for the young or prudish. I definitely recommend listening to it as an audiobook as Leyner reads it and it just adds to the humor of the book. I think as a read it may actually be kind of boring, hence only the 4 star rating "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Kimmie | 5/18/2013

    " I have lent this book to about 6 different people and each one is mesmerized. This one has a whole chapter on "Bathroom facts." Enough said. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Angel | 5/14/2013

    " Not anything terribly literary, but still great. I found myself laughing out loud several time. Informative, too! "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Pkd88 | 4/11/2013

    " Kind of bland. Maybe I am already into this trivia but very little of it was new to me. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Nadine/Dina Bourne | 1/20/2013

    " another one I started and never finished. it is full of all kinds of neat factoids. I should get back to reading this "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Ray | 12/26/2012

    " Pretty much what you'd expect from a book with this title. A few amusing facts tied in through a dinner party storytelling approach. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Sacheen | 10/18/2012

    " LOL all day long! "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Elissa | 9/15/2012

    " I found the book a little boring, despite the very fun title. I wish they would have spent more time on the questions than on their discussions in between chapters. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Heather B | 4/24/2012

    " Fun and silly. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Veggiegirl1975 | 3/24/2012

    " I learned way more than I thought I would! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Jason Valendy | 1/31/2012

    " I am just curious and this book was fun to read. I mean, the title alone... "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Andy | 11/12/2011

    " Should be required bathroom reading in any household. It's a great conversation piece and is actually really informative. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Stacey Brewer | 9/5/2011

    " I thought it was a hoot! It's a good one to keep in the bathroom. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Becki | 8/19/2011

    " An interesting pick up and put me down book. I learned a lot. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Danny | 8/4/2011

    " trying too hard to be funny. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Samuel | 7/31/2011

    " Some interesting "facts" but the I find the dialogue sections pointless and distracting. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Jason | 5/15/2011

    " Somewhat common and random nuggets of information laced with informality and humor. An easy, light read. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Pkd88 | 4/7/2011

    " Kind of bland. Maybe I am already into this trivia but very little of it was new to me. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Robert | 2/23/2011

    " It's funny... Yes, but there's actually some really good information in this book. Questions you want to know the answers to but are too afraid to ask. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Samuel | 2/12/2011

    " Some interesting "facts" but the I find the dialogue sections pointless and distracting. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 QVT | 2/4/2011

    " Groundbreakingly appallingly bad. Truly awful. If Nicklas Bendtner was a book, he'd be worse than this. Not too much worse though. "

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About the Author
Author Mark Leyner

Mark Leyner is the author of My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist; Tooth Imprints on a Corn Dog; I Smell Esther Williams; Et Tu Babe; and The Tetherballs of Bougainville. He has written scripts for a variety of films and television shows. His writing appears regularly in The New Yorker, Time, and GQ.