White Elephant: A Novel Audiobook, by Julie Langsdorf Play Audiobook Sample

White Elephant: A Novel Audiobook

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Read By: Allyson Ryan Publisher: HarperAudio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 6.67 hours at 1.5x Speed 5.00 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: March 2019 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9780062898241

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

22

Longest Chapter Length:

54:50 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

36 seconds

Average Chapter Length:

26:58 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

1

Publisher Description

A turf war between neighbors leads to a small-town crisis in this hilarious, addictive, and sharply observant debut novel.

The White Elephant looms large over the quaint suburban town of Willard Park: a gaudy, newly constructed behemoth of a home, it soars over the neighborhood, dwarfing the houses that surround it. When owner Nick Cox cuts down Allison and Ted Millers’ precious red maple—in an effort to make his unsightly property more appealing to buyers—their once serene town becomes a battleground.

While tensions between Ted and Nick escalate, other dysfunctions abound: Allison finds herself compulsively drawn to the man who is threatening to upend her quietly organized life. A lawyer with a pot habit and a serious midlife crisis skirts his responsibilities. And in a quest for popularity, a teenage girl gets caught up in a not-so-harmless prank. Newcomers and longtime residents alike begin to clash in conflicting pursuits of the American Dream, with trees mysteriously uprooted, fires set, fingers pointed, and lines drawn.

White Elephant is an uproarious, tangled-web tale of neighbor hating neighbor (and neighbor falling head over heels for neighbor). Soon, peaceful Willard Park becomes a tinderbox with nowhere to go but up in flames.

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“Langsdorf gleefully skewers small-town stereotypes…But beneath the caricatures are deeper truths about belonging, community, and relationships. In this smartly satirical novel, the raging feud reveals much about the residents’ core values.”

— Booklist 

Quotes

  • “Smart, riveting…Langsdorf is a keen observer of human frailty and desire and her characters are darkly funny, recognizably exasperating and deeply memorable.”

    — Cynthia D’Aprix Sweeney, New York Times bestselling author
  • “Langsdorf captures—and skewers—over-the-top consumerism in this jaunty novel of real estate, marriage and sex.”

    — New York Times Book Review
  • “Lively and entertaining…This ambitious and intriguing work about the American suburbs is perfect for fans of Ann Patchett or Meg Wolitzer.”

    — Publishers Weekly

Awards

  • A New York Times Book Review Staff Pick

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About Allyson Ryan

Allyson Ryan is an Earphones Award–winning voice actress who can be heard in commercials, promos, animation, and audiobooks. She has extensive experience on stage and television. In New York, she acted in and directed more than thirty plays. Her television credits include roles on Eleventh Hour, Law & Order, and One Life to Live. She has also appeared as “Mom” in several television commercials. Advertising Age nominated her for a Bobby Award in the best actress category for her work as the Duracell mom.