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Author: Ellen Goldberg Narrator: Joette Waters Publisher: Recorded Books: Gildan Audio Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date: January 2014 ISBN: 9781469089232
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Ladies, if you "feel the heat go up your neck, and your armpits drip with sweat, you're hands have gotten clammy and your clothes are soaking wet," unless you're running through the Mohave desert, you're in menopause. If you've looked into the mirror and wondered "What the hell happened to me?" You're probably beyond menopause. Either way, this audiobook is for you. Two dozen hilarious rhymes covering everything from wrinkles to spider veins, falling body parts to skin tags, flatulence to muffin tops, and on and on. You know what's been happening to you, now it's time to find out what's coming just around the corner. Written with an irreverent, dry sense of humor it's the perfect antidote for dealing with the trials and tribulations of getting older. So spend those sweaty, sleepless nights with these 24 funny ladies and know you're not alone. If you can only remember to buy it, you're bound to have some great, big, bloated belly laughs! Download and start listening now!


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About the Author

Ellen Goldberg grew up in Ohio, then moved to New Jersey with her husband, where she taught second grade until the birth of her two sons. A stay-at-home mom, volunteer, founder, and officer of various charities and organizations, Ellen was often asked to write roasts and toasts for friends and family members for their special occasions. She began a career in publishing and copywriting after raising her sons and moving to Manhattan. She is an avid traveler, theatergoer, food enthusiast, and grandmother of three beautiful girls.

About the Narrator

Joette Waters grew up in Los Angeles and began acting at the age of fifteen. Joette is a professional storyteller and audiobook narrator and has been a performance coach for many years working with actors, singers, and public speakers to help them express more effectively. She is very proud to be a part of the Chicago film and theater community and was voted one of the top 100 women making a difference in Chicago.