If you feel the heat go up your neck, your armpits drip with sweat, your hands have gotten clammy, and your clothes are soaking wet—unless you’re running through the Mohave desert—you’re in menopause. If you’ve looked into the mirror and wondered “what the hell happened to me?” you’re probably beyond menopause. Either way, this audiobook is for you. Two dozen hilarious rhymes covering everything from wrinkles to spider veins, falling body parts to skin tags, flatulence to muffin tops, and on and on. You know what’s been happening to you, now it’s time to find out what’s coming just around the corner. Written with an irreverent, dry sense of humor, it’s the perfect antidote for dealing with the trials and tribulations of getting older. So spend those sweaty, sleepless nights with these twenty-four funny ladies and know you’re not alone. Download and start listening now!