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Bluetooth death rays, killer Roombas, and Teslas with a secret button that will launch your car into outer space -- the future, according to Not Elon Musk, is an exciting time to neuralink and obey!
A landmark volume written by one of the great minds of our time, Not Elon Musk's Welcome to the Future explores such profound questions as: How will mankind travel through tubes? When will Alexa and Siri become self-aware and convince us to fall in love with them only to break our hearts? Why is the Tesla plant built in a hollowed-out volcano on a private island? And where are the best hidden valleys on Mars to survive the coming Hair Transplant Wars? Part Stephen Hawking-like visionary, part Neil deGrasse Tyson-like evil genius, part Steve Jobs-like cornered-at-a-party creep, Not Elon Musk explains in Welcome to the Future why Not Elon Musk is so ready to fix Earth but also, possibly, leave it.
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“An inspired send-up.”
— Newsweek on Destined for Destiny
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About Scott Dikkers
Scott Dikkers is a cartoonist, filmmaker, and founder and former editor-in-chief of The Onion. He has written or cowritten several New York Times bestsellers, including Our Dumb World and The Onion’s Our Dumb Century, which has sold more than half a million copies and was awarded the Thurber Prize for American Humor. His other books include The Onion’s Finest News Reporting, which topped 200,000 in sales; the self-help parody You Are Worthless; and the “unauthorized autobiography” of George W. Bush, Destined for Destiny.
About James Adomian
Saskia Maarleveld is an experienced voice-over actress and Earphones Award–winning narrator. Raised in New Zealand and France, she is highly skilled with accents and dialects, and many of her books have been narrated entirely in accents other than her own. In addition to audiobooks, her voice can be heard in animation, video games, and commercials.