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W3t Laik A Wh0r3: A Novel Audiobook, by Ralph Clayton Play Audiobook Sample

W3t Laik A Wh0r3: A Novel Audiobook

W3t Laik A Wh0r3: A Novel Audiobook, by Ralph Clayton Play Audiobook Sample
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Read By: Ralph Clayton, Reaghan Haide Publisher: Scribl Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 3.00 hours at 1.5x Speed 2.25 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: March 2016 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781633480254

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

16

Longest Chapter Length:

23:48 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

27 seconds

Average Chapter Length:

16:34 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

1

Publisher Description

Welcome to my glorious life. I'm PurpleCandyXXX the one and only, the majestic online WebStar and AdultPerformer. This world has never seen anyone else like me before. Born as a poor nobody in a forgotten Ukrainian village in the middle of nowhere, I was rightfully able to choke destiny with my very own two hands. I rose from the ashes of the old to become who I am now, your one and only eternal goddess. This is me, your delightful purple candy. Take my invitation and I shall make you free in my own Mesopotamian paradise. It's so devilish good, you'll never want to go back. Lose yourself inside me, it's not a wicked sin but a rightful choice that's easy to take and impossible to forget. Hear my song, the beautiful song of the Siren. Blissful Nirvana is waiting for you my dear fanatics, only if you're able to cross the thin line between this life and the next.

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About Ralph Clayton

Originally from the misty and rainy lands of the UK, Ralph Clayton very cleverly escaped at age eighteen and commenced the study of modern languages and literature at university, eventually graduating and becoming a polyglot with magical literary skills. He is currently a full-time expat living in Moscow, enjoying the endless winter and working on his next project.