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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (82 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: W. R. Bolen, the Creators of TotalFratMove.com Narrator: Alden Ford Publisher: Hachette Book Group Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date: January 2013 ISBN: 9781611130058
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Set The Rum Diaries or I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell in an out-of-control fraternity house and you get Total Frat Move—the next (d)evolution in college debauchery.

Put simply, it is time for a national update on college fraternities. Greek life today makes Animal House (now more than three decades old) look like a Pixar movie. The amount of alcohol that is being consumed, promiscuous sex that is being enjoyed, and intense drug-induced raging that is taking place on campuses across the country has quietly reached ridiculous new heights. The Total Frat Move website and twitter feed were created to fill the vacuum for “fraternity humor,” and both went viral the minute they hit the web—and have not stopped growing since.

“The website is so awful, so atrocious, it has been my policy to call for the immediate annihilation of its users. They should have their toes chewed off by rabid weasels, at the very least.”—Robert Beckhusen, University Star

“Yesterday I discovered TotalFratMove.com. Today, I am an addict.”—Tatiana Schlossberg, JFK’s granddaughter, Broad Recognition Magazine

This audiobook of completely new narrative material will give everyone a chance to experience the glory that is college life through the eyes of Townes Prescott III, the fictional epitome of a hard-partying fraternity member. Prescott will guide listeners through all of the “nuances” of twenty-first century frat life, including unforgettable events such as rush, bid night, hell week, tailgating, and road trips. While the stories have been fictionalized for the sake of narrative, variations of everything in the audiobook happen every year in colleges across America.

Written with the goal of being the most fun you’ve ever had reading a book, Total Frat Move pulls back the curtain on this world of hard-partying American decadence. The stories are unabashed. They are hilarious. And they are going to blow you away.

You’re welcome, world.

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  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 C.J. | 10/19/2013

    " Entertaining - if you are into the Tucker Max books, you'll most definitely enjoy this book. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Shelly Kinsey | 9/5/2013

    " The kid who wrote this is an entitled brat. Nothing new here, just more bad behavior from spoiled white kids. The drinking and drug use were disturbing. What was worse was how these obnoxious snots treated other people. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Claire | 5/28/2013

    " If you're looking for something funny to read, TFM is perfect. It glorifies every frat stereotype known to man. But it is not a great book by far. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Taylor Timms | 3/4/2013

    " This book made me nostalgic for College and the stupid sorority girl I used to be. Don't get me wrong, they were the best years of my life, but this book also made me glad I have grown out of that phase of my life. A must read for anyone that enjoyed Greek life in College and wants a good laugh. "

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About the Narrator

Alden Ford is a voice talent and audiobook narrator.