Set The Rum Diaries or I Hope They
Serve Beer in Hell in an out-of-control fraternity house and you get Total Frat Move—the next (d)evolution in
Put simply, it is time for a national update on college
fraternities. Greek life today makes Animal House (now more
than three decades old) look like a Pixar movie. The amount of alcohol that is
being consumed, promiscuous sex that is being enjoyed, and intense drug-induced
raging that is taking place on campuses across the country has quietly reached
ridiculous new heights. The Total Frat Move website and twitter feed were
created to fill the vacuum for “fraternity humor,” and both went viral the
minute they hit the web—and have not stopped growing since.
“The website is so
awful, so atrocious, it has been my policy to call for the immediate
annihilation of its users. They should have their toes chewed off by rabid
weasels, at the very least.”—Robert Beckhusen, University Star
discovered TotalFratMove.com. Today, I am an addict.”—Tatiana
Schlossberg, JFK’s granddaughter, Broad
This audiobook of completely new narrative material will
give everyone a chance to experience the glory that is college life through the
eyes of Townes Prescott III, the fictional epitome of a hard-partying
fraternity member. Prescott will guide listeners through all of the “nuances”
of twenty-first century frat life, including unforgettable events such as rush,
bid night, hell week, tailgating, and road trips. While the stories have been
fictionalized for the sake of narrative, variations of everything in the
audiobook happen every year in colleges across America.
Written with the goal of being the most fun you’ve ever had
reading a book, Total Frat Move pulls
back the curtain on this world of hard-partying American decadence. The stories
are unabashed. They are hilarious. And they are going to blow you away.
You’re welcome, world.
Download and start listening now!