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Do you struggle out of bed each morning and sway lifelessly across the
room, mouth agape, arms hanging slack, murmuring unintelligibly? Well,
take heart: you're not alone! But these other staggering, limp,
perpetually drowsy folks just happen to be zombies—and it turns
out they can teach us a lot about enjoying life. And only here, in this book, will you learn their secrets to happiness.
Zombies aren't afraid of life, so why should you be? Start living your life the undead way: through The Zen of Zombie!
- Be adaptable—zombies make the best of a situation.
- Count your blessings—a brain in the hand is worth two behind the hastily improvised zombie barricades.
- W.W.Z.D? (What Would Zombies Do?)
- Slow down! Another delicious brain is just around the corner.
- Speak only when necessary—when zombies talk, people listen.
- Zombies don't negotiate—neither should you.
- Plus a ninety-day guide to complete zombification!
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About Scott Kenemore
Scott Kenemore is the author of The Zen of Zombie; Z.E.O.; The Art of Zombie Warfare; The Code of the Zombie Pirate; Zombies vs. Nazis; and Zombie, Ohio, his debut novel. He lives in Chicago.
About Johnny Heller
Johnny Heller, winner of numerous Earphones and Audie Awards, was named a “Golden Voice” by AudioFile magazine in 2019. He has been a Publishers Weekly Listen-Up Award winner from 2008 through 2013 and he has been named a top voice of 2008 and 2009 and selected as one of the Top 50 Narrators of the Twentieth Century by AudioFile magazine.