The Witchs Guide to Cooking with Children: A Novel (Unabridged) Audiobook, by Keith McGowan Play Audiobook Sample

The Witch's Guide to Cooking with Children: A Novel Audiobook (Unabridged)

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Read By: Laural Merlington Publisher: Brilliance Audio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 1.83 hours at 1.5x Speed 1.38 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: August 2009 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN:

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When Sol and Connie Blink move to Grand Creek, one of the first people to welcome them is an odd older woman, Fay Holaderry, and her friendly dog, Swift, who carries a very strange bone in his mouth. Sol knows a lot more than the average 11-year-old, so when he identifies the bone as a human femur, he and Connie begin to wonder if their new neighbor is up to no good.

In a spine-tingling adventure that makes them think twice about whom they can trust, Sol

and Connie discover that solving mysteries can be a dangerous game - even for skilled junior sleuths.

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"This book was extremely clever and fun to read--my only complaint was that I wanted it to go on for much longer! Anyone who is a fan of Roald Dahl or Lemony Snicket would love it. I look forward to reading the continuing adventures of Sol and Connie as soon as the next book comes out."

— Tara (5 out of 5 stars)

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  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Interesting story. Sol and Connie are brave kids who can get away from witch. Good job. "

    — Janice, 2/4/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Great fractured fairy tale with a new twist! "

    — Rebecca, 1/29/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " This clever book keeps you on your toes until the end. I love that you get to know what the witch is thinking, too. "

    — Mrs., 1/8/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Quick read (children's book after all) but enjoyable in that subtly dark way. I recommend it as a good modern update to Grimm's fairy tales. "

    — Jennie, 1/5/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " A modernized version of Hansel and Gretel, this tale alternates between two children dawning understanding that something is amiss in their town, and the journal of their neighbor, a witch, in which she reminisces fondly about her past meals, made up of delicious children. "

    — LisaSunshineGirl, 1/3/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Worth a read for the dark humor and cute Hansel and Gretel references. "

    — Claire, 12/29/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " CUTE re-telling of the Hansel & Gretel story. It's children's fiction, but I really liked what the author did w/the story, esp. exploring the relationship between the sister & brother. Fun, quick, read... I think it would work for 4th-5th grade and up. "

    — Tiffany, 12/20/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " This is a modern-day Hansel and Gretel. I enjoyed the humor, plus it's a really quick read. "

    — Leslie, 11/17/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " BlueBonnet Award book 2012 Hilarious Cautionary story for kids (3rd or 4th grade) "

    — Annie, 11/6/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Fun, clever book. Frustrated by the ending because I wanted more closure regarding the fates of Sol and Connie...Sequel, please! "

    — Peta, 10/15/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Cute. I think some of the kids will really enjoy it. I'll probably recommend it. "

    — Bridget, 10/7/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " This is the modern tale of Hansel & Gretl, told in a humorous way reminiscent of Lemony Snicket. Part of the story is told from the witch's perspective; she's actually the same witch that tried to eat the other kids. Fun, snarky, and not too scary. "

    — Gwen, 10/1/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " A fun update of Hansel and Gretel. "

    — Julia, 7/21/2013
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Had potential. Ended strangely. Enjoyed the sibling bond. "

    — Michelle, 3/5/2013
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " A wicked touch to the Hansel and Gretel Story "

    — Lisa, 2/20/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " This was an excellent book. I loved it. This book is very fast paced and if you think it is like Hansel and Grettel, then you are very wrong. "

    — Joseph, 12/19/2012
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Enh. "

    — Kristy, 6/7/2012
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " I love children. Eating them that is! has to be my all time favorite first line of a book, chapter, what ever. It is wonderful to read excerpts of this book aloud to children! This book will not disappoint! "

    — Colette, 11/18/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Well, I really wanted to like this one more, and the beginning pulled me in. However, the characters seemed awkward and the ending was unsatisfactory. A better pick is A Tale Dark and Grimm. "

    — NancyJo, 10/1/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " If you like Roald Dahl's books, you'll like this one. This is a darkly hilarious story. The two kids at the center of the story were adorable, and a bit eccentric, just like every other person in the town it seemed. I was hooked from the very first page. "

    — Tanti, 7/31/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " This is a really cute book that is an easy read! It is a great read aloud to a classroom or to your own children. It is wickedly funny especially if you are a parent!!! "

    — Tracey, 7/7/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Different. I can't think of another Hansel and Gretel fractured fairy tale. It would definitely appeal to the Lemony Snicket crowd. "

    — Lee, 6/3/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Another delicious slice (ahem) of "evil humor," this tale is a remake of Hansel and Gretel in a modern urban setting. Pretty creepy and pretty entertaining. Grades 4-6 "

    — Shelley, 4/14/2011
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " A modern take on the Hansel and Gretel story. It had potential, but it fell flat. It was just an okay reading experience, with some rather boring parts to make the process seem really long. "

    — Michelle, 4/11/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " Until I am able to talk about the book with several kids who have read it, I won't feel completely ready to recommend it. "

    — Ann, 4/4/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Great book with a witch as one of the main characters that is not too scary. Kids will love this one. My girls ages 5,7 and sure did. "

    — Librariandee, 3/19/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " When their dog brings what looks like a human leg bone from the neighbor's house, two children can't help but start investigating. But will they be able to stay out of the crazy lady's oven? "

    — Kat, 3/17/2011
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " A wonderful children's book based on the Hansel and Gretal storyline. On 2011 Bluebonnet list. "

    — Norma, 3/12/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " This book was really clever and cute. I am not sure if the end of the book meant that there may be a sequel, but it ended a bit abruptly. I wish there would have been a bit more of a conclusion. Other than that, I liked this book. Very cute! "

    — Jade, 3/9/2011
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " A modern retelling of the Hansel and Gretel story with some nice subtext about secrets in families and forgiveness. I really found the modern methods of the witch and her chatty journal/cookbook entries amusing and clever. "

    — Angela, 3/6/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " This is a really cute book that is an easy read! It is a great read aloud to a classroom or to your own children. It is wickedly funny especially if you are a parent!!! "

    — Tracey, 3/5/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " A fun take on Hansel and Gretel story...but the cover is horrible. I don't think it's going to get any of my students to read it. "

    — Emily, 2/16/2011
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " A fun update of Hansel and Gretel. "

    — Julia, 1/13/2011

About Keith McGowan

Laural Merlington is an audiobook narrator with over two hundred titles to her credit and a winner of multiple Earphones Awards. An Audie Award nominee, she has also directed over one hundred audiobooks. She has performed and directed for thirty years in theaters throughout the country. In addition to her extensive theater and voice-over work, she teaches college in her home state of Michigan.

About Laural Merlington

Laural Merlington is an audiobook narrator with over two hundred titles to her credit and a winner of multiple Earphones Awards. An Audie Award nominee, she has also directed over one hundred audiobooks. She has performed and directed for thirty years in theaters throughout the country. In addition to her extensive theater and voice-over work, she teaches college in her home state of Michigan.