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2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 2.00 (1,144 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Jessica Cutler Narrator: Dia Shepardson Publisher: Hachette Book Group Format: Abridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date: June 2005 ISBN: 9781401385552
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A delightfully dishy satire about the sexy shenanigans of Washington’s power elite, from a former Capitol Hill staffer. Washington, DC, staffer Jessica Cutler created a sensation last year when, in an on-line weblog meant just for friends, she began chronicling her late-night affairs with Washington power brokers. But word about her dishy and humorous account of her relationships with six different men on Capitol Hill inevitably spread around town and became such a hot topic that it got her fired from her entry-level job in the office of Senator Mike DeWine (an Ohio Republican). In The Washingtonienne, Cutler’s real-life experiences in the capital become fodder for a sexy, semi-autobiographical novel that is sure to initiate a new Washington parlor game of who’s who.

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  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Suzanne Derryberry | 2/17/2014

    " A good "smut" book :) If your not into those books don't bother to pick it up. I am also confused by many of the comments...just because you don't like the main character doesn't mean you have to not like the book??? I read through this book very fast and it was an easy read, I enjoyed it very much! "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Crystal | 2/11/2014

    " Read this on the plane ride to Hawaii. Meh. It was juicy/sexy/reckless, but had no redeeming qualities. I finished it in hopes that the main character would somehow become likeable, but it didn't happen. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Ginger ♥ | 1/27/2014

    " I really liked this book and I sympathized with the author for her situation. She made some mistakes, but that doesn't make her a bad person. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 lesley lovett | 1/24/2014

    " This girl is FOUL, but the book makes for some juicy reading. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Keli | 1/21/2014

    " The only thing I can think to say is "What a slut!". Maybe, its just me. =) It's also super scandalous so of course, I devoured every page with guilty pleasure. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Lisa Marbach Sawyer | 1/20/2014

    " I wanted to take a hot shower, and scrub myself with an SOS pad after reading this filth. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Stampie | 1/9/2014

    " This book made me feel dirty, but it was fun to read before I moved to DC. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Sarah Sliva | 1/8/2014

    " A quick, light read. Some of her life choices angered or saddened me, but for the most part I found this book to be entertaining. Don't understand the vitriol it draws from others. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Abby | 12/22/2013

    " This book is pure smut and I loved it! It's a great read after you've just read something of a serious note. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Bridget | 11/24/2013

    " Definitely a hot book, good for those who like Sex In the City, or like to read blogette or risky blogs. Very interesting book. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 christa | 10/5/2013

    " another case of a blogger gone hardcover. another case where the blog is better. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Katie Hughes | 9/11/2013

    " "Pool trash" at it's best. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Kerrie | 7/27/2013

    " ok ... i'm just reading this ... i don't know if i will finish it ... it is vapid and smutty. which can sometimes be fun ... but this is just kind of gross. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Laurie Michelle | 1/12/2013

    " There were some saucy bits but she's no Chelsea Handler. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Vanessa | 10/7/2012

    " one of the best books I have ever read. very saucy! "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Karin | 9/7/2012

    " Amazing what some people do in their early 20s. Gross, but fascinating. A train wreck basically, bad but can't turn away. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Rayna | 8/26/2012

    " This trashy quick read held my attention from front to back. I think every female intern living in my UCDC dorm read this book --and laughed. A must read for interns working on the Hill! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Andrew | 8/25/2012

    " It's a shame "the truth" about Washington, D.C., has to come out as a chick lit book. Not literary, but very honest. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Ann | 7/20/2012

    " A mindless, easy read about a blogger's unconventional life and sexcapades in Washington DC. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Juliana | 7/6/2012

    " I wasn't expecting an award winning book here. It was a highly amusing book posed as fiction but really based on the true experiences of the author in DC. I expected a trashy novel about a woman moving to DC hooking up with politicians and writing a blog about it. And that's what I got. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Meaghan Enright | 7/5/2012

    " at once entertaining and a bit disturbing, but any DC girl will appreciate the humor. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Mo | 12/1/2011

    " How could I resist? Mmmmm, trashiness... "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Rhiannon West Chamberlain | 12/1/2011

    " It was a bit trashy, but, it was a quick summer read. It would have been a good vacation read for the beach or the pool. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Ashlea | 9/27/2011

    " Very funny, made me laugh out loud. A quick beach weekend read, but somewhat raunchy! (I like that sort of thing!) "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 The Restless Rani Mythili | 9/17/2011

    " I like this book because it's how I like my Hill bitches: trashy, short, scandalous, and gold digging. I read this via Leesman and Safi while we were supposed to LSAT studying all those years ago. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Nikki | 6/22/2011

    " this is bad but addictive. "so it's like the doritos of books" kip said. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Jennifer | 4/8/2011

    " within the first few pages I thought wow this girl sounds like a slutty bitch, its well written in the sense you can imagine the people and surroundings but other than that it is just a sad somewhat true telling of the unfortunate events that did happen in the DC area. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Erin | 2/7/2011

    " I didn't know this was based on a true story until the very end. I really can't imaging living my life this way and some parts really made me cringe. Talk about hitting rock bottom... "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Angie | 1/26/2011

    " entertianing short read for a scandelous DC adventure. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Laura | 11/27/2010

    " Would have rated 5 stars, but disappointed by the ending. Otherwise very funny, engrossing easy-read. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Klaudyna | 10/27/2010

    " This book doesn't even deserve 1 star. It was absolutely awful. The main character is a slut who uses people. That's basically it. Don't waste your time on it. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Kari | 8/15/2010

    " I read this book in one day. It felt like one of my friends telling me a bad story that would never end. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Ali | 7/19/2010

    " I think I liked this book because I live/work in Washington. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Meghan | 7/8/2010

    " a dirty, but fun, real book "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Laurie | 7/7/2010

    " There were some saucy bits but she's no Chelsea Handler. "

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About the Author

In May 2004, twenty-six-year-old Jessica Cutler was thrust into the public eye when the online diary she kept for her friends exploded into Washington’s scandale du jour. She was immediately fired from her job as mail girl in the office of Senator Mike DeWine (for “unacceptable use of Senate computers”). She lives in Washington, DC.