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The Capitol Hill aide who scandalized Washington, D.C., with her blog has now written a sharp, steamy, utterly unrepentant novel set against the backdrop of the nation's capitol.
When Jacqueline Turner's fiancÉ gives her two days to move out of his apartment, she has no choice but to leave New York City and crash with her best friend in Washington, D.C. She needs an exciting new life--not to mention real employment. Where better to get a fresh start than the nation's capitol?
Alas, D.C. turns out to be a lot more buttoned-up and toned down than she'd hoped. It's a town where a girl has to make her own excitement--and Jacqueline Turner is just the woman for the job.
From the married presidential appointee who gives her cash after each tryst to the lascivious Georgetown lawyer who parades her around like something out of Pretty Woman, Jackie's roster of paramours grows so complicated that her friends ask her to start a blog so they can keep up. But in a small town like Washington, the line between private and public blurs very easily, and Jackie quickly realizes this blog idea may be more than she bargained for.
Deliciously gossipy and impossible to put down, The Washingtonienne is every bit as steamy and outrageous as the real-life exploits that inspired it.
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"A good "smut" book :) If your not into those books don't bother to pick it up. I am also confused by many of the comments...just because you don't like the main character doesn't mean you have to not like the book??? I read through this book very fast and it was an easy read, I enjoyed it very much!"
— Suzanne (5 out of 5 stars)
The Washingtonienne Listener Reviews
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" Read this on the plane ride to Hawaii. Meh. It was juicy/sexy/reckless, but had no redeeming qualities. I finished it in hopes that the main character would somehow become likeable, but it didn't happen. "
— Crystal, 2/11/2014 -
" I really liked this book and I sympathized with the author for her situation. She made some mistakes, but that doesn't make her a bad person. "
— Ginger, 1/27/2014 -
" This girl is FOUL, but the book makes for some juicy reading. "
— lesley, 1/24/2014 -
" The only thing I can think to say is "What a slut!". Maybe, its just me. =) It's also super scandalous so of course, I devoured every page with guilty pleasure. "
— Keli, 1/21/2014 -
" I wanted to take a hot shower, and scrub myself with an SOS pad after reading this filth. "
— Lisa, 1/20/2014 -
" This book made me feel dirty, but it was fun to read before I moved to DC. "
— Stampie, 1/9/2014 -
" A quick, light read. Some of her life choices angered or saddened me, but for the most part I found this book to be entertaining. Don't understand the vitriol it draws from others. "
— Sarah, 1/8/2014 -
" This book is pure smut and I loved it! It's a great read after you've just read something of a serious note. "
— Abby, 12/22/2013 -
" Definitely a hot book, good for those who like Sex In the City, or like to read blogette or risky blogs. Very interesting book. "
— Bridget, 11/24/2013 -
" another case of a blogger gone hardcover. another case where the blog is better. "
— christa, 10/5/2013 -
" "Pool trash" at it's best. "
— Katie, 9/11/2013 -
" ok ... i'm just reading this ... i don't know if i will finish it ... it is vapid and smutty. which can sometimes be fun ... but this is just kind of gross. "
— Kerrie, 7/27/2013 -
" There were some saucy bits but she's no Chelsea Handler. "
— Laurie, 1/12/2013 -
" one of the best books I have ever read. very saucy! "
— Vanessa, 10/7/2012 -
" Amazing what some people do in their early 20s. Gross, but fascinating. A train wreck basically, bad but can't turn away. "
— Karin, 9/7/2012 -
" This trashy quick read held my attention from front to back. I think every female intern living in my UCDC dorm read this book --and laughed. A must read for interns working on the Hill! "
— Rayna, 8/26/2012 -
" It's a shame "the truth" about Washington, D.C., has to come out as a chick lit book. Not literary, but very honest. "
— Andrew, 8/25/2012 -
" A mindless, easy read about a blogger's unconventional life and sexcapades in Washington DC. "
— Ann, 7/20/2012 -
" I wasn't expecting an award winning book here. It was a highly amusing book posed as fiction but really based on the true experiences of the author in DC. I expected a trashy novel about a woman moving to DC hooking up with politicians and writing a blog about it. And that's what I got. "
— Juliana, 7/6/2012 -
" at once entertaining and a bit disturbing, but any DC girl will appreciate the humor. "
— Meaghan, 7/5/2012 -
" It was a bit trashy, but, it was a quick summer read. It would have been a good vacation read for the beach or the pool. "
— Rhiannon, 12/1/2011 -
" How could I resist? Mmmmm, trashiness... "
— Mo, 12/1/2011 -
" Very funny, made me laugh out loud. A quick beach weekend read, but somewhat raunchy! (I like that sort of thing!) "
— Ashlea, 9/27/2011 -
" I like this book because it's how I like my Hill bitches: trashy, short, scandalous, and gold digging. I read this via Leesman and Safi while we were supposed to LSAT studying all those years ago. "
— The, 9/17/2011 -
" this is bad but addictive. "so it's like the doritos of books" kip said. "
— Nikki, 6/22/2011 -
" within the first few pages I thought wow this girl sounds like a slutty bitch, its well written in the sense you can imagine the people and surroundings but other than that it is just a sad somewhat true telling of the unfortunate events that did happen in the DC area. "
— Jennifer, 4/8/2011 -
" I didn't know this was based on a true story until the very end. I really can't imaging living my life this way and some parts really made me cringe. Talk about hitting rock bottom... "
— Erin, 2/7/2011 -
" entertianing short read for a scandelous DC adventure. "
— Angie, 1/26/2011 -
" Would have rated 5 stars, but disappointed by the ending. Otherwise very funny, engrossing easy-read. "
— Laura, 11/27/2010 -
" This book doesn't even deserve 1 star. It was absolutely awful. The main character is a slut who uses people. That's basically it. Don't waste your time on it. "
— Klaudyna, 10/27/2010 -
" I read this book in one day. It felt like one of my friends telling me a bad story that would never end. "
— Kari, 8/15/2010 -
" I think I liked this book because I live/work in Washington. "
— Ali, 7/19/2010 -
" a dirty, but fun, real book "
— Meghan, 7/8/2010 -
" There were some saucy bits but she's no Chelsea Handler. "
— Laurie, 7/7/2010
About Jessica Cutler
In May 2004, twenty-six-year-old Jessica Cutler was thrust into the public eye when the online diary she kept for her friends exploded into Washington’s scandale du jour. She was immediately fired from her job as mail girl in the office of Senator Mike DeWine (for “unacceptable use of Senate computers”). She lives in Washington, DC.