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For fans of The Guild, New Girl, Scott Pilgrim, Big Bang Theory, Veronica Mars, or anyone who has ever geeked out about something.

The odds of Dahlia successfully navigating adulthood are 3,720 to 1. But never tell her the odds.

Meet Dahlia Moss, the reigning queen of unfortunate decision-making in the St. Louis area. Unemployed, broke, and on her last bowl of ramen, she’s not living her best life. But that’s all about to change.

Before Dahlia can make her life any messier on her own, she’s offered a job. A job that she’s woefully under-qualified for. A job that will lead her to a murder, an MMORPG, and possibly a fella (or two?).

Turns out unfortunate decisions abound, and she’s just the girl to deal with them.

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Quotes & Awards

  • “This book is a barrel of fun.”

    Charlaine Harris, #1 New York Times bestselling author

  • “A zany, hilarious, laugh fest…Take the clumsy sweetness of Bridget Jones, combine with the intriguing geekiness of Felicity Smoak, and you have Dahlia Moss in this delightful romp!”

    Rebecca Zanetti, New York Times bestselling author

  • “At last, a ‘geek mystery’…entirely fresh.”

    New Hampshire Union Leader

  • “The many clever references are a nice accompaniment for Dahlia’s complex voice, which is winning even when she’s being a bit of a loser. Wirestone combines the traditions of several genres to great effect here…A clever mystery featuring a delightful amateur detective.”

    Kirkus Reviews

  • “Wirestone’s debut is a gem that can be summed up as ‘geek chic’…This is a fun, quick read for those interested in light crime fiction, as well as a recommended read for all fangirls and fanboys or anime lovers. May also do well as a YA crossover for older teens.”

    Library Journal

  • “Narrator Lauren Fortgang delivers Dahlia’s exploits in a light, easy manner. The story is laugh-out-loud funny, and Fortgang’s comedic timing is perfect. She uses a variety of larger-than-life accents for quotes, impressions, and all the supporting characters…Her narration draws the listener in, and the fast-paced, fun-filled adventure holds one’s attention while Fortgang works her magic on the voices of this kooky cast of characters.”


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