Meet Cole: hapless space rogue, part-time smuggler, on a path to being full-time dead. His sidekick just stole his girlfriend. The galaxy's most hideous and feared bounty hunter wants to lay eggs in his brain. And the luxury space yacht Cole just hijacked turns out of be filled with interstellar do-gooders, one especially loathsome stowaway, and a cargo of freeze-dried orphans.
Reluctantly compelled to deliver these defenseless, fluidless children to safety, Cole gathers a misfit crew for a desperate journey to the far reaches of the galaxy. Their destination: the mysterious world of Yrnameer, the very last of the your-name-heres—planets without corporate sponsors. But little does Cole know that this legendary utopia is home to a murderous band of outlaws bent on destroying the planet's tiny, peaceful community.
Follow Cole's adventures through a delightfully absurd science-fiction universe, where the artificial intelligence is stupid, dust motes carry branding messages, and middle-management zombies have overrun a corporate training satellite. In the spirit of Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett, The Sheriff of Yrnameer is sci-fi comedy at its best—mordant, raucously funny, and a thrilling must-listen.
Download and start listening now!
"If you like science fiction and comedy combined, this is a fabulous book to read. The characters were whimsical and enjoyable to follow throughout their adventures before and after you arrive at Yrnameer. The dialogue is very funny and sarcastic--loaded with humorous one-liners. The bad guys were a trip...definitely. Fantastic book...I would definitely read a sequel if it came out."
— Kirk (4 out of 5 stars)
A science fiction book your grandmother will love---if she's a lustful, violent lady.
— Stephen Colbert" Funny, silly, and very strange. "
— Allie, 2/20/2014" This is a truly fun book, with non-stop pacing. I keep vacillating between 3 & 4 stars, because while many of the tropes were tired and the gags groan-worthy, I honestly couldn't put it down. For a first effort, it was impressive indeed. "
— Genevieve, 1/31/2014" Quite funny! I recommend the audio book for a real treat. The narrator and production are one of the liveliest and well done in my audio library. "
— Dg, 1/27/2014" An enjoyable sci-fi/comedy/pastiche/parody/adventure that, for all that it lacks originality, almost makes up for it in enthusiasm. It's a fun, fast-paced flight through regions of space where men have gone before, most notably Douglas Adams; however, unlike others who owe Adams their lifeblood, Rubens is genuinely funny--I especially enjoyed the universe's stupidest computer (he likes pebbles!). There are even moments of actual character development amongst the wackiness, and--points again--Rubens gives his female characters more to do than Adams ever did. This book won't change your life, but it might brighten it for a few hours. "
— Trin, 1/17/2014" I'm abandoning this one. Full of individually witty exchanges and scenes that just refuse to add up to anything. "
— Rebecca, 1/11/2014" I have to say, this sci-fi-on-crack stuff wasn't for me. Maybe a better writer would have handled the addled, frenzied style with a defter touch, but as it stands Yrnameer is mediocre. The ad-supported future has been done, and better. "
— Antipigeons, 1/2/2014" It was cute! Reluctant hero, rag-tag bunch, a quest into the unknown, lots of quips and plenty of action. It's a good formula done well. "
— Manami, 12/27/2013" Funny and had some really cool scenes, but I felt like it was trying too hard to amuse me. "
— Kathy, 11/28/2013" A couple of years ago I read a book that kind of reminded me of Doug Adams, except it wasn't nearly as good, and it just ended up being depressing. I should have read The Sheriff of Yrnameer instead. OK, it wasn't published yet, but you get my drift. "
— Erica, 11/7/2013" Read this essentially in one sitting during jury duty. Pretty bad. Comparing this guy to Adams and Pratchett is silly, person who wrote the back of the book. He even put a poetry loving race in there. Come on! "
— Josh, 11/4/2013" Firefly meets Douglas Adams. Highly entertaining! "
— Brian, 11/2/2013Michael Rubens is a television writer and producer whose credits include work for Oxygen, the Travel Channel, CNN, and Comedy Central’s The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. He lives in Brooklyn.
William Dufris attended the University of Southern Maine in Portland-Gorham before pursuing a career in voice work in London and then the United States. He has won more than twenty AudioFile Earphones Awards, was voted one of the Best Voices at the End of the Century by AudioFile magazine, and won the prestigious Audie Award in 2012 for best nonfiction narration. He lives with his family in Maine.