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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (223 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Cathy Holton Narrator: Marguerite Gavin Publisher: Blackstone Audio Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date:
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Cotillion (n): a formal gathering of bright young women on the verge of entering adulthood, the society pages, and prospective high-tax-bracket marriages. Think a Civil War reenactment with crisp, clean white dresses.

Catfight (n): an impromptu gathering of not-so-young women on the verge of losing their cool. Think a cotillion with hair-pulling.

It’s been more than a year since the Kudzu Debutantes exacted sweet, merciless revenge on their cheating husbands, but the repercussions are still palpable throughout Ithaca, Georgia: Nita is anxiously preparing herself for marriage to Jimmy Lee, a man thirteen years her junior; Lavonne, despite having dropped her husband—and eighty pounds—and having launched her own business, longs for love; and while Eadie remains married to Trevor, she feels more neglected than ever.

So the occasion of Nita’s second wedding seems like just the ticket to cheer up the disconsolate Debs. But they’ve made a formidable enemy in Virginia Broadwell, first lady of Ithaca and the bride’s ex-mother-in-law. Hell-bent on vengeance and determined to restore old-school social mores, Virginia hatches a plan so devious it makes her pedicured toes curl in anticipation.

Soon enough, the women are knocked for a loop, but you can’t keep a Kudzu Debutante down for long. The one thing stronger than Virginia’s wrath is the bond between the three friends. With spirit, wit, and down-home gumption, the take-no-prisoners trio decides it’s time to ditch their cotillion manners as they rally to save Nita’s marriage, Lavonne’s business, Eadie’s sanity, and the honor of Kudzu Debs the world over. 

Packed with authentic Southern flavor and characters as colorful as an azalea in full bloom, The Secret Lives of the Kudzu Debutantes serves up stinging one-liners and earthy wisdom in equal measure.

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Quotes & Awards

  • “It’s great fun reading about these women as they trade their tea for tequila and get smart, get out, and get even.”

    Nancy Thayer, author of the Hot Flash Club series

  • “A broadly comic vengeance fantasy that rips along energetically…light and funny…Holton has a lively, fluid style that shifts easily among the viewpoints of several characters and goes down as easily as sweet tea.”

    Boston Globe 

  • “Irresistibly entertaining, hilarious, a cunning, rollicking addition to the popular Southern ‘steel magnolias’ genre…Not since the Ya-Ya Sisterhood has there been a group of good ol’ gals to rival Holton’s trio of scorned Southern women.”


  • “Holton shines in this farce, proving once again a Kudzu Deb is antisociety, game for almost anything and as indestructible as the eponymous vine.”

    Publishers Weekly

Listener Opinions

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Donna | 1/13/2014

    " three friends learn that one's ex-mother in law is a revengeful woman plotting to take away the teenage daughter. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Kim | 1/1/2014

    " Both of these books were great! Funny and entertaining. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Christina Simons | 12/22/2013

    " This one is also very, very funny. Read it when you need a good laugh. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Margarita | 12/10/2013

    " Very cute book! I didn't read the first one, but this one was pretty funny. It was a southern "comedy of manners" with some humorous creative use of curse words. "

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About the Author
Author Cathy Holton

Cathy Holton was born in Lakeland, Florida, and grew up in college towns in the South and the Midwest. She attended Oklahoma State University and Michigan State University and worked for a number of years in Atlanta before settling in the mountains of Tennessee with her husband and their three children.