They say his clothes blend into the background, no matter
where he stands. They say a lot of things about the Schwa, but one thing’s for
sure: no one ever noticed him. Except me. My name is Antsy Bonano and I was the
one who realized the Schwa was ‘functionally invisible’ and used him to make
some big bucks. But I was also the one who caused him more grief than a friend
should. So if you all just shut up and listen, I’ll tell you everything there
is to know about the Schwa, from how he got his name, to what really happened
with his mom. I’ll spill everything. Unless, of course, if the Schwa Effect
wipes him out of my brain before I’m done.
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