The Patron Saint of Second Chances: A Novel Audiobook, by Christine Simon Play Audiobook Sample

The Patron Saint of Second Chances: A Novel Audiobook

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Read By: Tim Frances Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 5.33 hours at 1.5x Speed 4.00 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: April 2022 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781797137841

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

25

Longest Chapter Length:

31:18 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

39 seconds

Average Chapter Length:

18:59 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

1

Publisher Description

The self-appointed mayor of a tiny Italian village is determined to save his hometown no matter the cost in this charming, hilarious, and heartwarming debut novel.

Vacuum repairman and self-appointed mayor of Prometto, Italy (population 212) Signor Speranza has a problem: unless he can come up with 70,000 euros to fix the town’s pipes, the water commission will shut off the water to the village and all its residents will be forced to disperse. So in a bid to boost tourism—and revenue—he spreads a harmless rumor that movie star Dante Rinaldi will be filming his next project nearby.

Unfortunately, the plan works a little too well, and soon everyone in town wants to be a part of the fictional film—the village butcher will throw in some money if Speranza can find roles for his fifteen enormous sons, Speranza’s wistfully adrift daughter reveals an unexpected interest in stage makeup, and his hapless assistant Smilzo volunteers a screenplay that’s not so secretly based on his undying love for the film’s leading lady. To his surprise—and considerable consternation, Speranza realizes that the only way to keep up the ruse is to make the movie for real.

As the entire town becomes involved (even the village priest invests!) Signor Speranza starts to think he might be able to pull this off. But what happens when Dante Rinaldi doesn’t show up? Or worse, what if he does?

A “hilariously funny and beautifully written” (Julia Claiborne Johnson, author of Better Luck Next Time) novel about the power of community, The Patron Saint of Second Chances is perfect for fans of Fredrik Backman and Maria Semple.

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“Full of slapstick humor (including a rescue from a wild goat) and a large cast of quirky characters, Simon’s debut is brimming with heart…Fans of Fredrik Backman, Phaedra Patrick, and other chroniclers of small-town humor will savor this.”

— Booklist (starred review) 

Quotes

  • “Simon’s wit pervades every pages, with colorful portrayals of Speranza and the town’s quirky inhabitants. This triumphant farce is a gem.”

    — Publishers Weekly (starred review)
  • “A glorious romp of a book with a cast of characters to fall in love with. Gorgeous, hilarious and brimming with joy.”

    — Helen Paris, author of Lost Property

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