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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (278 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Dan Greenburg Narrator: Dan Greenbur Publisher: Penguin Random House Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Related: The Secrets of the Dripping Fan Series Release Date:
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Nobody wants to adopt the Shluffmuffin twins. Wally’s feet stink something awful, and Cheyenne is allergic to everything. Then why are the Mandible sisters so eager to take them home? And what sort of old maids would choose to live in a place called Dripping Fang Forest, where zombies wander the woods singing “Itsy Bitsy Spider” and ten-foot-long glowing slugs want to suck the feet right off your ankles?

Would it seem ungrateful of Wally to point out the Mandible sisters’ extra arms? Or to question their all-chocolate, all-the-time menu? Or, um, to venture into the cellar, where the twins have been told to NEVER, EVER, EVER go?

Yeah, perhaps that last bit was a mistake. Now there’s nothing left for the Shluffmuffins to do but run–run for their lives!

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  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Natasha | 2/17/2014

    " This is for those who enjoy tongue-in-cheek, sly and melodramatic orphan tales. It's funny and I am curious what happens to them in the next installment, although perhaps not as curious as I was with Snicket or Aiken. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 by Sarah | 2/16/2014

    " Incredibly derivative. Similar to Lemony Snicket, Spiderwick Chronicles, etc. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Hoover Public Library Kids and Teens | 2/14/2014

    " First in a FUNNY, fast-paced series of eight short but spicy books. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Rebecca | 2/14/2014

    " Cute story for kids, although the ending petered out a bit and fell flat. Maybe continuing on to see what comes next will satisfy. "

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