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The Obsoletes: A Novel Audiobook, by Simeon Mills Play Audiobook Sample

The Obsoletes: A Novel Audiobook

The Obsoletes: A Novel Audiobook, by Simeon Mills Play Audiobook Sample
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Read By: Ramón de Ocampo Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 7.67 hours at 1.5x Speed 5.75 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: May 2019 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781508293095

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

29

Longest Chapter Length:

61:27 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

27 seconds

Average Chapter Length:

23:52 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

1

Publisher Description

The Obsoletes is a thought-provoking coming-of-age novel about two human-like teen robots navigating high school, basketball, and potentially life-threatening consequences if their true origins are discovered by the inhabitants of their intolerant 1980s Michigan hometown.

Fraternal twin brothers Darryl and Kanga are just like any other teenagers trying to make it through high school. They have to deal with peer pressure, awkwardness, and family drama. But there’s one closely guarded secret that sets them apart: they are robots. So long as they keep their heads down, their robophobic neighbors won’t discover the truth about them and they just might make it through to graduation.

But when Kanga becomes the star of the basketball team, there’s more at stake than typical sibling rivalry. Darryl—the worrywart of the pair—now has to work a million times harder to keep them both out of the spotlight. Though they look, sound, and act perfectly human, if anyone in their small, depressed Michigan town were to find out what they truly are, they’d likely be disassembled by an angry mob in the middle of their school gym.

Heartwarming and thrilling, Simeon Mills’s charming debut novel is a funny, poignant look at brotherhood, xenophobia, and the limits of one’s programming.

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“Antic comedy, freak-out horror, and existential angst…Makes the joys and terrors of adolescence seem fresh and new.”

— J. Robert Lennon, author of Broken River

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About Simeon Mills

Simeon Mills is a graphic artist, writer, and teacher. He majored in architecture at Columbia University and received his MFA in fiction from the University of Montana. Simeon now teaches middle school English in Spokane, Washington, where he lives with his wife and two children. Visit SimeonMills.com.

About Ramón de Ocampo

Cassandra Morris has received critical acclaim for her voice-over work from Publishers Weekly and AudioFile magazine, earning a dozen Earphones Awards and twice been a finalist for the prestigious Audie Award for best narration. Her voice has also been heard on television in commercial campaigns and numerous Nickelodeon and Disney products. She is the voice of many cartoon characters, including Leo and Luna in Yu-Gi-Oh, Carrie in Barbie: A Fairy Secret, Nathan in Pokémon, and Lola in Angelo Rules.