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The Girl Who Could Move Sh*t with Her Mind Audiobook, by Jackson Ford Play Audiobook Sample

The Girl Who Could Move Sh*t with Her Mind Audiobook

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Read By: Lauren Patten, Graham Halstead Publisher: Orbit Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 9.00 hours at 1.5x Speed 6.75 hours at 2.0x Speed Series: The Frost Files Series Release Date: June 2019 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781549148972

Quick Stats About this Audiobook

Total Audiobook Chapters:

59

Longest Chapter Length:

32:50 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

25 seconds

Average Chapter Length:

13:38 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

2

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Publisher Description

Full of imagination, wit, and random sh*t flying through the air, this insane adventure from an irreverent new voice will blow your tiny mind.



For Teagan Frost, sh*t just got real.



Teagan Frost is having a hard time keeping it together. Sure, she's got telekinetic powers -- a skill that the government is all too happy to make use of, sending her on secret break-in missions that no ordinary human could carry out. But all she really wants to do is kick back, have a beer, and pretend she's normal for once.



But then a body turns up at the site of her last job -- murdered in a way that only someone like Teagan could have pulled off. She's got 24 hours to clear her name - and it's not just her life at stake. If she can't unravel the conspiracy in time, her hometown of Los Angeles will be in the crosshairs of an underground battle that's on the brink of exploding . . .



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"Furious, frenetic, fun, and "f**k you": All equally valid descriptions of this book and its punk rock chef/psychic warrior protagonist. It's like the X-Men, if everybody was sick of each other's sh*t, they had to work manual labor to pay rent, and Professor X was a sociopathic government stooge. A drunken back-alley brawler of a book."

— Robert Brockway, author of The Unnoticeables

Quotes

  • The writing and storytelling is as clear and fun as the title indicates.

    — Locus
  • The novel unfolds cinematically with loads of breathtaking action, a perfect candidate for film or television adaptation . . . [Readers will] want more.

    — Booklist
  • Ford's strengths are evident in the taut acton sequences and suspenseful pacing.

    — Publishers Weekly
  • Like Alias meets X-Men. I loved it.

    — Maria Lewis
  • Ford's debut holds nothing back, delivering a sense of absurd fun and high-speed thrills that more than lives up to that amazing title.

    — B&N Sci-Fi & Fantasy Blog
  • Teagan is a frank and funny narrator for this wild ride, which starts off with our heroine falling from the 82nd floor of a skyscraper and pretty much never slow down . . . . A fast-paced, high-adrenaline tale that manages to get into some dark themes without losing its sense of fun.

    — Kirkus
  • Ford's breakneck pace keeps the tension high, and the thrills coming the whole way through.

    — BookPage

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About Jackson Ford

Jesse Vilinsky is a classically trained actress and voice actor, having graduated from the USC School of Dramatic Arts and BADA in London. She has lent her voice to numerous film and television projects and has worked on various video games, animation, and commercial projects as well. As a narrator, Jesse has garnered recognition in AudioFile magazine for her expertly voiced characters and ability to bring forth the strength and truth of their stories.

About Lauren Patten

Graham Halstead, an Earphones Award and Audie Award–winning narrator, is a professionally trained actor and voice artist. As an actor, he has worked internationally in Edinburgh and London, as well as at the Kennedy Center in Washington, DC. His youthful, easy-flowing voice can be heard on television and radio voicing spots for Airborne and Allegra.