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Author: Sam Sheridan Narrator: Donald Corren Publisher: Blackstone Publishing Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date: January 2013 ISBN: 9781481593427
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Like many of us, Sam Sheridan wants to be able to protect his family from any harm that may come their way. Unlike most of us, however, Sheridan has taken it upon himself to get the training needed for almost any possible disaster scenario, from aliens and zombies to meteors and rogue waves.

The Disaster Diaries: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Apocalypse is Sheridan's memoir of this journey. While The Disaster Diaries may seem like a handbook for doomsday preppers, it's really a book for anyone who wants to be prepared to care for their family in a disaster. The inspiration for the book came after Sheridan's son was born and he began to think about all of the dangers his family faced that were out of his control.

The Disaster Diaries reads like an upbeat survival guide for the apocalypse, presenting scenarios about how the end could come and following Sheridan as he learns the best ways to survive and thrive despite the dire circumstances. Each chapter begins by setting the scene, be it an impending nuclear war, an alien invasion, asteroids, zombies or a pandemic.

Sheridan then seeks the best professionals to help him gain the skills necessary to become self-reliant and situationally aware. These hands-on training sessions are in the form of stunt driving school, training with Olympic weightlifters, learning to steal cars and, perhaps most obviously, wilderness survival.

Sheridan has held many jobs, from a boxer to a Merchant Marine to a cattle rancher in Montana to a Wildland Firefighter. He's also earned a degree from Harvard and become an author. The Disaster Diaries is his third book, following The Fighter's Heart and The Fighter's Mind.

Sam Sheridan has traveled the world as an amateur boxer and mixed martial arts fighter, worked as a professional wilderness firefighter, an EMT, a sailor, a cowboy at the largest ranch in Montana, and in construction under brutal conditions at the South Pole. If he isn’t ready for the apocalypse and the fractured world that will likely ensue, we are all in a lot of trouble.

Despite an arsenal of skills that would put most of us to shame, when Sam had his son and finally settled down, he was beset with nightmares about being unable to protect him. With apocalyptic images from movies, books, and the nightly news filling his head, he was slowly being driven to distraction. If a rogue wave hit his beach community, would he be able to get out? If the power grid went down, did he have enough food and water for his family? And if he was forced outside the city limits, could he survive in the wilderness? And let’s not even talk about plagues, zombie hoards, and attacking aliens. How seriously should he take the Internet chatter, the guys who recommend staying sequestered in a bunker in the remote hills? And what kind of life would that be, anyway? Unable to quiet his mind, Sam decided to face his fears head-on and embark on a quest to gain as many skills as possible that just might come in handy should the end of the world as we know it come to pass.

Each possible doomsday required a different skill set. Trying to navigate a clogged highway when everyone who’s still alive has the same bright idea to leave town? Better go to the best stunt-driving school in the country. Need to protect your family but have run out of ammunition? Better learn how to handle a knife. Is your kid hurt or showing signs of serious mental strain? Better brush up on emergency medicine and study the psychological effects of trauma. From training with an Olympic weightlifter to a down-and-dirty apprenticeship in stealing cars with an ex–gang member, from an intense three-week gun course in the hundred-degree heat of Alabama to agonizing lessons in wilderness survival, Sam left no stone unturned. Would it be enough if a meteor rocked the earth? Who’s to say? But as Sam points out, it would be a damn shame to survive the initial impact only to die a few days later because you didn’t know how to build a fire.

This is participatory journalism at its finest. A rollicking narrative with each chapter framed by a hypothetical doomsday scenario, The Disaster Diaries is irresistible armchair adventure reading. It’s for everyone who wants to know what it might take to make it through a cataclysmic event—or just wants to watch someone else struggling to find out.
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Quotes & Awards

  • “Sheridan, an amateur boxer and mixed martial arts fighter, uses a collection of stark disaster scenarios to wise up the reader on how to live through those final times…As a quirky survivalist primer, Sheridan’s work spells out how to stay alive when the world goes topsy-turvy.”

    Publishers Weekly

  • “How to survive any possible disaster, from aliens to zombies to everything in between…An upbeat and entertaining survival guide for the end of the world.”

    Kirkus Reviews (starred review)

  • “This is no mere guide to surviving disaster; it’s also the author’s personal account of learning to prepare for catastrophe…A clever and very useful guide to getting ready to face the unknown.”


  • A Kirkus Reviews “New and Notable Title” for Nonfiction, January 2013

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  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Christa | 2/15/2014

    " Well, I am now informed that I am nowhere close to prepared for an apocolypse and hopefully I'll be raptured before we get to the point I would need this information. Very thought provoking. Ties right in with all the apocolypse style tv shows that are popular right now. The author did a good job mixing his gallows fantasy of what COULD happen, with how he prepares for it. The book was enjoyable. And long, very long. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Steven | 2/9/2014

    " Pretty fascinating. Take a guy who is naturally worried about the many threats that confront us, a guy who has a number of helpful skills -- cage fighting and forest firefighting, to name a couple -- and have him explore and learn as many other other relevant skills that he can think of, taking us along for the ride. I recommend it to anyone else who is somewhat pessimistic about our future prospects. Like the author, I feel a bit more confident when I have some skills than when I am utterly helpless. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Mickey | 1/16/2014

    " I really liked this book at the outset; I found myself laughing out loud on occasion. However, the author's tone seemed to grow more somber as the chapters rolled on. It was still a very interesting book, covering various aspects of becoming the ultimate survivalist. I would have rated it higher if the author had kept his sense of humor throughout, and spent a little less time describing activities that are better suited to a visual medium (e.g. carving blocks for an igloo). "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Mike | 1/15/2014

    " This book was pretty good and recommended to me by a friend. I like the parts about living off the land. It provides a good prospective of things to keep in mind when the world goes to **** "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Ellis | 1/14/2014

    " I love how Sheridan does the things he writes about so he can give accounts from inside different worlds. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Brock | 12/28/2013

    " I liked this one a lot. I'm sure real survivalists won't think much of it, but Sheridan managed to be entertaining and informative without being alarmist. To sum up the book in one statement: be prepared, not paranoid. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Bee | 11/13/2013

    " This book was between two and three on the rating system. It was surprisingly well edited and held my interest through 75% of the book. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Nick | 10/17/2013

    " I enjoyed this far more than Neil Strauss' 'Emergency.' Both cover the same ground, but Sheridan has a better sense of humor and spends less time whining about how hard it is to hide your money and get a passport from another country. It also ends on a far more uplifting note. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Ohyassi | 6/15/2013

    " Utterly useless, it seems like he wrote it just to have an excuse to race stunt cars and hunt elk. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Ezra | 6/14/2013

    " A sane and reasoned approach to preparing - and for sustainable, humane, and nonextreme self-reliance. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Katherine | 6/3/2013

    " Although the ending was a bit overlong, the first few discs (I did listen to it on audiobook) were fantastic! There was a lot of good information and great stories about the different people he encountered on his journey. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Steven | 3/14/2013

    " A really fun read. Sam is a solid writer, if a bit florid at times. But he manages to convey the excitement inherent in many of the training scenarios he underwent. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Emma | 2/12/2013

    " This is not my type of book, so I probably won't finish it. I don't find it very interesting either. "

About the Author

Sam Sheridan joined the US Merchant Marine after high school and then attended Harvard College, graduating in 1998. He is an amateur boxer, mixed martial arts fighter, and student of Muay Thai and jujitsu. He has worked in construction at the South Pole Station in Antarctica, as a cowboy and farmhand on the largest ranch in Montana, as a wildland firefighter in Washington State and New Mexico, as a professional sailor, and as a wilderness EMT. He has written for Newsweek and Men’s Journal and is the author of three books.

About the Narrator

Donald Corren is a stage, television, and voice actor whose work has been featured on and off Broadway, in regional theaters, behind animated characters, and on television for the past three decades. Trained in the theater division at Juilliard, he is also a writer whose credits include the original Martha Stewart Living television series and the medals ceremonies of the 2002 Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City, Utah.