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2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 2.00 (338 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Jay Caspian Kang Narrator: Feodor Chin Publisher: Penguin Random House Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date: August 2012 ISBN: 9780449011218
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Hailed as The Awl’s 2012’s novel to anticipate, this glorious debut stars hippie detectives, a singular city, and an MFA student on the run.
      On a residential Bay Area block struggling with the collision of gentrifier condos and longtime residents, stymied recent MFA grad Philip Kim is sleeping the night away when bullets fly through a window in his apartment building and end up killing one of his neighbors. Philip only learns about the murder the next day when bored and Googling himself. But when he gets caught up in the investigation and becomes the focus of an elaborate, violent scheme, he will learn far more than he ever wanted to about his former four-eggs-at-a-time borrowing neighbor Dolores Stone, aka “The Grey Beaver,” and her shocking connections to an underworld only a city like this one could create.
      Siddhartha “Sid” Finch, a homicide detective bitter about everything except his gorgeous wife, and his phlegmatic, pock-marked partner Jim Kim, land the case. Sid and Jim race after Philip through a menacing, unknowable San Francisco fending off militant surfers, vaguely European cafes, and aggressive Advanced Creative Writing students as they all try to figure out just who’s causing trouble in this city they love to hate. 
      Exceedingly unique, pulsing with vigor and heart, and loaded with fierce, fresh language, The Dead Do Not Improve confirms Jay Caspian Kang as a true American original as obsessed with surfing and surviving as with the power of unforgettable storytelling. Download and start listening now!


Quotes & Awards

  • Self-hating-hipsters’ bible, hilarious decoding of our inanities and poses, joyful and romantic misanthropy, Proustian mining of emotion and thought in prose as fast and jumpy as thinking out loud, and these amazing insights on every page, and really funny, twisted, and unforgettable characters, infrarealist criminals and cops and overall weirdness, great surfing scenes, and Jay Caspian Kang’s own San Francisco, gifted to us, all of it, in this jaw-droppingly brilliant, original, and ‘totally mental’ novel. If I were young, I’d want to be this voice—even if it got me beat up a lot, which it would; it would bring me love and glory, too. The Dead Do Not Improve is the most thrilling novel I’ve read in ages. FRANCISCO GOLDMAN, author of Say Her Name
  • Jay Caspian Kang writes like he has a gun to his head and his middle finger on the pulse of our target-marketed age. The Dead Do Not Improve treats us to his antisocial networking sensibility and a hilariously urgent voice with one hell of a story to tell. This is some killer shit. RYAN BOUDINOT, author of Blueprints of the Afterlife
  • “The Dead Do Not Improve is the most authentic novel of 2k12. Jay Caspian Kang has told a story that captures the lives of twenty-somethings as they wallow in the spaces between real life and the Internet, and, along the way, created an accurate, hilarious portrait of boredom and self-pity in 'the zeitgeist.' Carles, HIPSTER RUNOFF
  • That Kang has found a way to invigorate a subject matter as overburdened as the Internet’s impact on identity and relationships would be enough to recommend The Dead Do Not Improve. But in the complex, well-drawn, and empathetic Philip, he has also crafted a protagonist that elevates this uneven book from the level of a “novel of ideas” to a rewarding and promising debut. The Oxford American
  • Tragically hilarious and darkly uplifting…The sum total of all these contradictions is a book that is so light-heartedly hilarious and crushingly dark that you will be unable to put it down…Kang is undoubtedly the author to watch in the years following this masterful debut. CrimeSpree Magazine
  • MFA grad Phillip Kim unwittingly becomes embroiled in a violent scheme that leads him to a bizarre San Francisco subculture. Entertainment Weekly
  • The portrait of a city and its denizens so otherworldly strange is vivid, searing, and sometimes hilarious. Booklist
  • Loopy, hilarious, neo-noir novel… an extremely smart, funny debut, with moments of haunting beauty. Boston Globe
  • “Jay Caspian Kang's debut novel demands to be accepted on its own terms…Richly observed…it uses (and sometimes abuses) the genre's conventions to present a metafictional mash-up of hip-hop, hipsters, hippies and more that marks Philip Kim as an antihero for our time and flags Jay Caspian Kang as an author worth watching. Los Angeles Times
  • “The anticipated debut of Grantland editor Jay Caspian Kang, The Dead Do Not Improve, is a modern, satirical detective story… Kang's writing is funny, stylish and definitely of the moment. Time Out New York, #1 Critics Pick
  • The fusion of a whodunit plot and a starving artist protagonist piqued our interest. Plus, Jay Caspian Kang's voice is refreshing. He presents grad-school insights in a sharp, accessible, and often humorous way. Huffington Post
  • The writing in Dead has more in common with books like Jonathan Lethem’s Motherless Brooklyn and Haruki Murakami’s A Wild Sheep Chase than it does with Maxine Hong Kingston’s The Woman Warrior. Mr. Kang finds it frustrating that some readers expect a novel by an Asian-American writer to focus on tiger moms, poverty or the aftermath of war. 'I just hope the people who want that sort of thing hate this book,' he says. Wall Street Journal Asia
  • A Pynchon-esque menagerie of California surfers, cops, thugs and dot-com workers converge in a comic anti-noir…Kang sends up the Bay Area's moralizing atmosphere along with its inherent weirdness, but he also parlays the setup into some surprisingly affecting observations: Philip’s budding relationship with a gorgeous neighbor sparks incisive passages on San Francisco’s tense mix of races and cultures, and he has plenty of insights on hip-hop, social media and Cho Seung-Hui, the Virginia Tech mass murderer… Smart, funny and eager to fly its freak flag.” Kirkus
  • The Dead Do Not Improve is basically the best thing I've read in a very, very long time. It’s seriously hilarious, heartbreakingly sentimental, and distressingly perceptive. If Joseph Heller and Raymond Chandler had once battled over who could write more like Tolstoy, then maybe there’d be something with which to compare this magnificent book. RIVKA GALCHEN, author of Atmospheric Disturbances

Listener Opinions

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Christopher Cariola | 2/15/2014

    " It is a fast paced easy read that surely would make for an interesting movie adaption. Unique style by King in using two different perspectives from two fun characters. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Jonty Lombard | 1/18/2014

    " Humorous insight into a korean-americans take on american pop culture. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Jesse | 1/8/2014

    " This book was written by and features as a main character a guy who went to Bowdoin and then moved to San Francisco. If you did neither, then my review will probably not be much help (though it may be transferrable to other NESCAC schools). Those of you who went to Bowdoin may remember Jay from hating on everything in Ritalin magazine, while also appearing to really enjoy life. That still captures his style pretty well. And there's plenty to hate on in San Francisco and New England small college culture, which same as in Ritalin magazine, I found really amusing. The book had a lot of literary references and of those, the ones that I got I also really enjoyed. So for those who enjoy weirdness, negativity, San Francisco, and New England (or hate either of those last two) I highly recommend this book. If you dislike either of the first two, then steer clear. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Lisa Beaulieu | 1/5/2014

    " Let me say right off the bat, I have no idea - literally none - what happened in this book at the end, how the "mystery" was resolved. And yet, I still liked it very much. It made me laugh out loud at places - I am not sure, but I think that having myself been an east-coast transplant living in SF Bay area made me appreciate the humor more than some might. For instance, he calls his anonymous neighbor "Performance Fleece". If that doesn't make you laugh right now, this might not be the book for you. Or it might be, hell I don't know, I didn't get 50% of it at all. Like, I bet a surfer would have been howling when the characters were on the beach arguing, but the lingo went right over my head. And tho I have no idea why the homeless man was giving a performance at the end, or why people started shooting, there was something so cynically true and funny about San Franciscans putting some poor schizophrenic schmuck onstage and mistaking it for art, that I went along with it. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 David Parks | 12/20/2013

    " Just couldn't get into this book. It failed to draw me in from the start and page after page the spark I was hoping for just never happened. Not a terrible book, just not for me. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Lacy Lalonde | 12/15/2013

    " Excellent read. I thought about this book every minute when I wasnt reading it. AND I learned some things. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Dave | 12/3/2013

    " Thought this was pretty good. Snappy prose, the occasional Tolstoy-ism. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Lucas | 11/11/2013

    " Fun, quick read. I was hooked from the start, but the ending felt tacked on and kept me from giving it five stars. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Edna B | 6/8/2013

    " i had a few hours to kill and left my nook at home.....the first hundred pages of this book felt so effort-full to get through it was stressing me out....so i put it down.....and thank god i didn't waste another minute of my life. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Christine | 11/14/2012

    " The writing was good, the reflections on an immigrant experience thoughtful, and the sendup of Cafe Gratitude hilarious and spot-on. But the plot was completely unintelligible. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Sharon Pelletier | 11/7/2012

    " Odd, dark, comical, confusing - brought to mind Steve Erickson and David Foster Wallace. The city of San Francisco is a character in the melee, and the most vivid one at that. I need to read it again and make a flow chart! "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Jeri | 10/1/2012

    " This book was very hard for me to read through. I'm not sure if it was because of the style of writing, the not so lovable characters, or all the references to current culture but something just did not come together for me. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Mcquilzniaks | 9/1/2012

    " So unique I was a bit confused at times. Like an acid trip when there are gaps of time that just whip forward and all of a sudden you are surfing with a dolphin "

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About the Author

Jay Caspian Kang was born in Seoul and grew up in North Carolina. He is a contributing writer at the New York Times Magazine and works as an editor at Grantland. He lives in Los Angeles.

About the Narrator

Feodor Chin, an AudioFile Earphones Award–winning narrator, is an actor classically trained at the American Conservatory Theater and UCLA. His acting career includes numerous credits in film, television, theater, and voice-over.